Yuy's and Guns
Part 2
Disclaimer: Same as the last one.
We left our hentai trio in detention hall with a girl named Ivy, whom they
considered an equal.
Triage: Hey, Ivy, What exactly are you reading?
Ivy: A magazine on the top ten guns and why. *glances up* Can't you read, or
were you not gifted in that department of education?
Triage:.
Haruka: *to Shingo* Oh... she's good.
Shingo: *nods in agreement*
Triage: Why would you read that, I mean, your no G.I. Jane!
Ivy: *Laughing((kinda like Quatre did with the Zero System))* I've gone to
boot camp for twelve years of my life! I may hate it, but that is my
nickname! *stops laughing* how else could I have shot out that light?
Triage: *looks up at the cracked light bulb then looks back down to see Ivy
gone, but the magazine still there* Huh? *Confused look*
Ivy: You who! Up here!
Triage: *looks back up to see Ivy on the beam above him* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
How did you do that!?
Ivy: *Jumps down* Practice baka.
Over by Milliardo, a girl wearing a blue t-shirt midriff, flare pants, Very
high "hoe" boots walks over. She has chestnut brown hair a little past
her
waist and colbat blue eyes.
Girl: 'Scuse me!
Milliardo: *Thinking* Who is she? Why does she have such a queer accent?
*Out loud* Yes.
Girl: Are you Milliardo Yuy.
Milliardo: Yes...
Girl: Well, I think it was your brother who told me to tell you that he's
going to be staying after again because he was "exploring" again.
Milliardo: Uhh... thanks...
Girl: Charisma *smile* Peace! *walks away*
Milliardo: That was weird.
Duet: MILLIARDO HEERO YUY!!!! WHO WAS THAT!?!?!?
Milliardo: Haruka's Messenger hoe saying that he won't be coming home again
because he was in the girl's locker room...
Duet: *Calmly* oh... sorry Milli...
Milliardo: It's okay, Duet.
Over by our Hentai Squad, Everyone begins singing Shingo's favorite song.
Everyone: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! WE'RE GOIN' TO HELL!!! BUT THAT'S OKAY!!!
'CAUSE IT'S WARMER IN THAN IN HERE!!!! NEXT VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST!!!!
*Door opens abruptly cutting them off*
Miss D: *Walks in* Hello Children of the Corn...
Haruka: Mi-Miss D?
Miss D: You bet your gambling money. Hey, Ivy. You do realize your mom won't
be too happy about you getting detention on your first day in a REAL school,
right.
Ivy: Yeah, well I'll deal with her later, Bridget.
Shingo: I KNOW YOUR NAME!!!
Bridget: I should hope you would by now. Who do you think comes and fixes
Sandstorm every time you take it out for a "test run"?
Shingo: The technicians?
Bridget: Technician. Single, not plural. One, meaning me.
Haruka: Yeah, well, my dad would never trust anyone with his gundams... HOW
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GUNDAMS ANYWAYS!!!!!
Bridget: Me and your parents go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back there. I always
messed with Duo's Deathscythe Hell, so I learned nearly everything that you
can about all the gundams including how to REPAIR one. Remember, I major in
mechanics and automotive. *smile* So waddaya wanna do in Detention today?
Haruka: You mean to tell us, that you're our detention teacher?
Bridget: Yup!
Haruka: Can we go home?
Bridget: After the busses leave.
Shingo: we have no transportation then.
Haruka: DUDE!!! Big word!!!
Bridget: Who said you were taking the bus? I'm taking you in my truck!
Triage: REALLY!!! ... Is this Sachatory Rape?
Bridget: *Glare* NO! Now do you want to get home or not!? I'd be all to
happy to leave you here!!!
Triage: *silence*
Bridget: Now you're reminding me of Trowa, stop!
Triage: *Stupid grin*
Bridget: Let us be off for departure to Everyone's houses exept for Ivy's
because she's going with Haruka and I wasn't supposed to say that.
1.07256 seconds later we are at the Winner "summer house"...
Shingo: You drive worse than Haruka!!! *Jumps out of the truck* Your truck a
bright enough orange?
Bridget: No, I originally wanted it neon orange. Tell your dad that I will
be paying him a visit within the next few days. PEACE! *backs out and is off
nearly as fast as the speed of light*
After dropping off Triage, we enter upon the
Yuy/Peacecraft/whaddeverthehellitis house/mansion.
Haruka: *walks in followed by Bridget and Ivy*
Bridget: HEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I've come to check up on the "you know
what" in
the "you know where" and I got a message from "you know
who".
Heero: *Dashes in* Message, In back, hanger, the usual.
Bridget: *fumbles around her pockets and finally pulls out a piece of paper*
Here you go! *Walks past Heero to where the Gundam Hanger lies.
Heero: *Opens the piece of paper and begins to read, immediately goes pale
and drops the paper*
Why does Heero look like he's he's a ghost. Where did
Bridget learn to drive and who actually let her get a drivers license, then
again, look at Haruka... What does the note say!? Wouldn't you like to
know!!! Read Part 3 to find out the answers to most of these questions and
more!!!