The Weakest Link!
Disclaimer: I want-er-a-er-wait...i own Haruka! Wait....no i dont!!! i dont own the weakest link, either!
By Erica and Harmony and Beckie Hutchings(Triage_Barton@yahoo.com and RukaKitty@yahoo.com and WriterHutch7@aol.com)
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All of the original gundam pilots and their.....people are sitting in the audience watching their kids....
Heero: how did this happen again?
Quatre: don't you remember?
Heero: nope.
Quatre: here we go again...

*flashback*
Shingo: wanna go on the weakest link?
Everyone else: .....okay.

Heero: oh.
Wufei: SHUT UP WEAKLING ITS STARTING!!!

Harmony: These people know each other, grew up together, and now have to work together to win $75,000. Who are you again?

Haruka: Haruka Yuy
Milliardo: Milliardo Yuy
Sieben: Sieben Peacecraft
Ariel: Ariel Michelle Barton
Triage: Triage Barton
Nova: Nova Barton
Duet: Duet Maxwell
Haruka: BITCH!!!
Duet: HARUKA I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR SORRY BUTT AND HANG YOUR REMAINS BY YOUR ~*~Television edit~*~
Erica: Lets get on with the show, now....
Shingo: Shingo Quatre Raberba Winner!
Ling: Chang Ling
Wufei: *in audience* WEAKLING!!!
Torrance: Torrance Williams
Triage: *drool*

Erica: These eleven contestants will have to work together to win. In each round, you will answer questions to make a a chain. When you say the word "bank", the money you have earned so far will be safe, but however, you will have to start a new chain and the money you banked will be carried on to the next round. When you miss a question, the chain will start over. Now lets play "The Weakest Link!" We will start with Haruka!

Haruka: BANK!!!
Erica: I haven't asked the question yet!
Haruka: oh.
Erica: what is the name of the queen of the Sanq Kingdom?
Haruka: MOMMY!
Erica: no, Relena Peacecraft/Yuy. Milliardo.  Name the anime where Kagome goes back in time.
Milliardo: Inu-Yasha?
Erica: yes. Sieben. In what year was Odin Lowe Murdered?
Sieben: After Colony 190
Erica: no After Colony 188 Shingo!
Shingo: *muffled* bank!
Erica: why are you...no, I don't wanna know. Triage. What is your fathers real name?
Triage: um......pass
Erica: Nova. What color was the original Trowa Barton's hair
Nova: um....red?
Erica: no blonde. Duet. Who is the British guy on "Yu-Gi-Oh!"?
Duet:....Bakura?
Erica: correct! But we're out of time, and now its time to vote one of you off.

Harmony: Duet is statistically the strongest link. She answered all of her question right.

Erica: now its time to find out who's missing some of the buttons on their intelligence remote?
Duo: *in audience* I AM!!!! CAN YOU HELP ME FIND THEM? *holds up a remote labeled "Intelligence remote" with half the buttons missing*
Hilde: Duo, sit down!
Duo: *sits down*

Erica: now, its time to tell who you voted for.
Haruka: Duet
Milliardo: Triage
Sieben: Haruka
Ariel: Shingo
Triage: Duet
Nova: Sieben
Duet: Haruka
Shingo: *muffled* Duet!
Ling: Winner
Torrance: fluffy

Erica: Haruka. Why did you vote for Duet?
Haruka: because she is a witch.
Erica: well that's true.
Haruka: hey Juliet....
Milliardo: *smacks Haruka* stop singing dammit!
Erica: Well, that's all for you Duet!

Beckie:: How did you feel to be voted off?
Duet: I don't really ca-
Duo: *grabs the mic and shoves Duet out of the way* I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!
Heero: um...Duo....aren't i supposed to say that?
Duo: oh, sorry, Hee-man! Here you go! *hands him the microphone*
Heero: *death glare* ILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!
Duet: anyways, i know why they voted me off. They didnt think i was weak or-
Wufei: *in audience* no but i do!
Duo: *smacks Wufei* shut up when my baby's talking!!!!!
Duet: or that i was too strong...they voted me off because THEY ARE LITTLE HENTAI BASTARDS WHO ARE GOING TO DIE WHEN THEY GET HOME!!!!!


Next round.......
Erica: Ariel, ive benn meaning to ask you....why the hell is shingo tied up and gagged?
Ariel: well, you see, shingos my "special friend" who does what i say because if he doesn't i will beat the shit out of him!
Erica: oh. Well, then! Its time to find out who has a brain only a mother could love?
Haruka: Sieben
Milliardo: Sieben
Sieben: Haruka
Shingo: Sieben
Nova: Sieben
Triage: Sieben
Ariel: Shingo
Ling: Winner
Torrance: fluffy

Erica: Triage?
Triage: WHAT'D I DO?
Erica: why did you vote for Sieben?
Triage: because i felt like it!
Erica: and what do you do again?
Triage: nothing! Hey, chick, wanna go out?
Erica: *blush* um...sure.
Triage: I GOT A DATE!!!!!
Erica: Sieben, you got the most votes....i can imagine why...
Sieben: I WAS NERVOUS! EVERYONE forgets how to spell "hello" sometimes
Erica: no they don't
Harmony: and as punishment, I WILL GLOMP YOU!! *jumps on Sieben* muahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *gets off* bye-bye....who are you again?
Sieben: I am the Ultimate soldier!
Harmony, oh, its HEY GIRL!
Sieben: *makes a fist*
Zechs: *in audience* DON'T YOU DARE!
Sieben: *growl*

Erica: well, this time, we will vote off two people because im running out of ideas!!! Who tried to take an I.Q. test but didnt know how to spell I.Q.?
Haruka: Milliardo and Ariel
Milliardo: Ling, and Torrance
Shingo: Milliardo and Ariel
Nova: ling and Haruka
Ariel: Shingo and Haruka
Triage: Ariel and Milliardo
Ling: Winner and Nova
Torrance: Triage and.....sorry, but Nova. I still think you're hot, though!
Erica: Ariel, Milliardo.....goodbye!

Next round....
Erica: who has...ah screw it....
Haruka: Torrance
Shingo: Torrance
Nova: Haruka
Triage: sorry, baby, but i gotta go w/Torrance
Erica: *death glares Torrance*
Ling: Winner
Torrance: Triage
Erica: ITS TIME FOR TORRANCE TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!! *glomps Triage* ^__^

Everyone watches as Torrance leaves....
Triage: wait come back!!
Erica: *cries* but i thought you liked meeee!!!
Triage: um...I DO!!
Erica: ^__^

Erica: now who did you people vote for?
Haruka: Ling
Shingo: Ling
Triage: Ling
Nova: Haruka
Ling: Winner

Erica: Ling...fag....leave
Ling: *leaves, and watches as Beckie throws stuff at him

Next round
Haruka: Nova
Shingo: Nova
Triage: Nova
Nova: *deeply discouraged* Haruka....
Erica: Nova go bye bye

Harmony: Haruka, Shingo and Triage have formed an alliance...
Beckie: this is what went on before the show.....

*clip*
Haruka: okay, so we vote Triage off, when were the only ones left, okay?
Shingo: okay *watches Haruka leave*

Triage: *walks in*
Shingo: um.....what are *you* doing here Triage?
Triage: i heard. Im just tellin ya, if we both vote for ruka, ill split the money with yam 50/50.
Shingo: .....okay!
*back in the studio*

Haruka: Death glares Shingo* Traitor.......
Erica: Haruka....you have to leave....
Harmony: NOT WITHOUT MEEEEE! *glomp*
Haruka: HAHAHAHAHA got a chick!

Next round.....
Erica: okay......Triage! Who sings "Second Impression"?
Triage: Two-Mix
Erica: right. Shingo. Who is the dog on Cowboy Bebop?
Shingo: um....Fido?
Erica: NO, YOU DINGUS! Triage, same question.
Triage: Ein
Erica: yes. Shingo if you miss this one, you will lose! In Ranma 1/2...
Triage: OH I KNOW THIS!!
Erica: who does the evil Tendo Sister Nabiki marry?
Shingo: Ryoga
Triage: NO SHE MARRIES TATEWAKI KUNO!!
Erica: Shingo....you go home with nothing...
Beckie: nooooo! Shin-Shin goes home with me!
Triage: how much do I go home with?
Erica: .......nothing.. No one banked....
Triage: damn!

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Well you can guess who our favorite characters are now....
Erica: Triage!
Harmony: Haruka!
Beckie: Shingo!
Okay, i was bored...and io couldn't think of any new questions