Neo Gundam Wing Side Story: "Let’s Make a Switch!"
Part 5~~Trowa Maxwell
By Triage-kun (Triage_Barton@yahoo.com) and Ruky-chan (Blacknightstars@sbcglobal.com)
Disclaimer: the only characters we own are Jess and the new one, and also we dont own the songs or clothing brands
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*~*Sunday*~*
Trowa approached his sister-in law’s front door, and knocked. Much to his surprise, a young boy in REALLY baggy pants, a fishnet shirt underneath a Marilyn Manson t-shirt and black lipstick came out. (A.N: to find out this dude’s story, read "Yet Another Maxwell Freak" and "Darkness")
Trowa: .........Hello, Jess
Jess: ...............hi.
Trowa: how are you doing?
Jess: .........
Trowa: me too.
Jess: how do you understand my language, you fucker?
Trowa: I used to speak the same one.
Jess: ......
Trowa: ......*gasp* you know howard?!
Jess: STOP UNDERSTANDING WHAT I DONT SAY!!!!!
Trowa: .....
Jess: Yes i probably am the kid he talked to you about.
Trowa: YOURE ONE TO TALK ABOUT UNDERSTANDING WHAT PEOPLE DONT SAY!!!!
Jess: .....(Translation: fuck you old man)
Trowa: ..........................(You should respect your elders! Just because your a goth, doesn’t mean youre intimidating!)
Jess: ..............(Oh, really now!?)
Trowa: ................(really)
Jess: *takes out silver cross and flips it upside down* .....................................(Satan loves you. He does not judge. Come, my child, and join us on our quest for truth.....with the Dark Lord leading the way)
Trowa: ........(hmmmm....maybe later)

Hilde approaches carrying baby Cim-Cim-chan.....
Hilde: .......
Trowa and Jess: nothing!
Hilde: ......okay......
They all proceed to go in the house including a confused Hilde......
Hilde: *whispers to Duet* what’s going on
Duet: i dont know; i came down the stairs and they were just staring at each other.....
Jess: ....(you know, the way Howard talked about you, i would have thought you were a great man...but your son is friends with that blonde baka! You cant be that great)
Trowa: ...(I didnt raise him that way....and besides, hes your cousin. So YOURE related to him. And as for the blonde baka....your half sister is dating his brother! So There!)
Jess: ... (.......damn)


later.....
Jess: .....
Trowa: yeah, thats a good question; what are we having for lunch?
Jess: ....stop it, ass hole.
Hilde: That is NO way to talk to your uncle!
Jess: ...........Half-uncle
Hilde: no, he married you father’s sister. So hes you uncle
Jess: ....shit
Hilde: watch your language or youll be eating dog food for lunch
Jess: ....we have dog food?!
Hilde: ...oh, god....
They had.....CUCUMBERS!!!! for lunch that day!
Jess: ...cucumbers?
Hilde: YES!!!!
Trowa: ...why?
Duet: because...cucumbers are good!
Jess: i thought you were at Milliardo’s house (AN: Duet is one of the few people who Jess gets along with. He really hates Hentai people, ESPECIALLY Haruka. He and Sie-kun should get along REAL well)
Duet: Mr. Chang went crazy.
Jess: ....figures
Trowa: what a Wu-man
Hilde: ......

The rest of the day was uneventful. Jess and Trowa kept silently swearing at each other, while Duet and hilde take care of Cimorene
Trowa: .......(Why the hell do you live here anyways?)
Jess: HILDE!!!!!! UNCLE TROWA’S ASKING ME ABOUT MY MOMMY!!!!!!
Hilde: *comes in and smacks Trowa* (AN: Hilde isnt jess’s mom. Too find out who is read "Yet another Maxwell freak" or "Darkness") DONT ASK HIM SHTUFF LIKE THAT! HE’LL CRY!!
Jess: *pretends to cry* waaaaaah!!!!....... (hehehehehahahahahaMUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
Trowa: He’s faking!
Jess: *teary eyed* n-no im not!!!
Trowa: why you little- *starts strangling Jess’s skinny little neck*
Jess: HELP!!!
Hilde: Trowa get off!
Trowa: *gets off*
Hilde: okay, trowa, sleep on the couch. Jess, go to your cupboard!


*~*Monday*~*
Jess emerges from his cupboard (the one under the stairs) dressed as...HARRY POTTER!
Jess: squee!
Trowa: ...what the hell are you wearing?
Jess: shtuff. I.....happen to be getting ready....to go to school!!!
Trowa: .........its july.
Jess: ...i knew that! *takes off the Harry Potter clothes* i....i was testing you!
Trowa: ...no you weren’t.
Duet: walks down the stairs
Duet: WTF?! Jess! Put some clothes on!
Jess: *blush* ...*puts some clothes on*

Later....
Trowa: you think you so high and mighty; i bet you couldn’t even pilot a gundam right!
Jess: ....actually, I helped build the Gundams
Trowa: LIAR!
Jess: no, im telling the truth. In fact, I discovered Neo Gundanium when i was 6.
Trowa: ... (...dont you have a life?)
Jess:....no.
Trowa: thought so

Duet walks down the stairs....again
Duet: what are you two arguing about now?
Jess: ......Duet-chan! Didnt i help build the gundams?
Duet: yeah......and?
Jess: HE *point* doesnt belive me!!
Duet: THATS IT! YOU TWO NEED TO STOP YOUR ARGUING!!!
Jess and Trowa: ...........(do we have to?)
Duet: Good, no more arguing.
Hilde: Hey, im home!
Duet: Hi, mom!
Cimorene: ........
Jess: HEY! Cimorene just said her first word!!
Hilde: no she didnt.
Trowa: no! She did! She said.......nevermind......

Dinner....
Jess: youre a dick!
Trowa: HEY! WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
Hilde: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU!!

*dead silence*

Hilde: thank you. Now lets eat.

That night everyone ate. It was a good dinner, with mashed potatoes, pork chops, and vegetables. Everyone was so afraid of hilde that no one said a word to her that night. So they just went to bed.


*~*Tuesday*~* ......2:30 P.M.
Hilde: JESS! JESSIFER! (nickname) Duet! Have you seen Jess?
Duet: I dont know, i think he’s still sleeping.
Hilde: Thats wierd...even Jess doesn’t usually sleep in this late.
Hilde gets trowa and questions him, and then they go stand outside jess’s cupboard.
Trowa: maybe he ran away again?
Hilde: no, i dont think so.... *knocks on door* Jess? Jess? Are you in there? *opens door* OH MY GOD! *faints*
Trowa: *looks at jess, who is covered in vomit, blood, and sweat*....D-duet! Come down here now!
Duet: *comes down the stairs* yeah?
Trowa: ......um, well.....*points at Jess*
Duet:: oh...my god....

They rush jess to the hospital and they find out that jess has the flu. They are somewhat relieved, but still worried.
Jess: *still unconscious*

Jess’s Dream Land!

Jess is sitting there in a hole in a tree in hell, when Haruka walks by.
Haruka: Hi Jess.
Jess: what do you want?
Haruka: i’m supposed to tell you that something’s going to happen. Something big. Something life-changing.
Jess: ....What?
Haruka: I cant tell you.

Jess steps out of his hole, revealing that he has become half angel, half devil. His angel half is how he normally looks, only with a feathery wing. His devil half consists of a bat wing, the hair on that side of his head in liberty spikes, and his eye is red with a small black dot for a pupil.
Jess: now what’s goin to happen?


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Prick your finger
It is done
The moon has now
Glimpsed the sun
Angel has spread its wings
The time has come
For better things
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In the hospital.....
Trowa: is he going to be alright?
Hilde: yes....
Trowa: What’s wrong?
Hilde: nothing....its just that....this has happened bofore.
Trowa: why didnt you tell anyone?
Hilde: because we didnt know why it happened!
Trowa: i’m sure it’ll be okay..
Hilde: How can you know that?


Dream World
Haruka: I dont know!
Jess: Come on, baka boy....i know you know
Haruka: okay...someone from your past is going to come back...
Jess: yes i know my idiot father will be back on sunday
Haruka: no...someone from farther back..
Jess: thats impossible...everyone from my past is dead. You must be mistaken...
Just then a few demons (they’re in hell, remember) grab haruka and run off with him
Jess: .....it cant be!


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We are the dead
And we’re coming for you
Because we are the dead
And when there’s no more room in Hell
And the dead will walk the earth
And the living won’t have a breath
Cos it’s the dawn of the dead
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*~*Wednesday*~*
Hilde is sitting next to Jess’s bed, sobbing. Suddenly, she hears Jess, mutter something. She gets worried and calls a doctor in.
Doctor: So he said...
Hilde: it sounded like a name. A girl’s name. But no one we know...
Doctor: well, sometimes, when a patient is in this condition, they have dreams of either the past, or sometimes, their idea of heaven or hell. Maybe it was his mother’s name?
Hilde: no, his mother’s name was Michiko. He said...something else.
Doctor: he told about his life, right?
Hilde: yeah, but the only girl he knew was his mother.
Doctor: Are you sure?
Hilde: unless he didnt find her important enough to mention, there werent any girls.

Dreaming....
Jess: it cant be her......she...
Haruka: Jess!!! help me!! They’ll listen to you!!!
Jess: *yells something*
Demons: Okay! *start tickling Haruka*
Haruka: NOOOOOO!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!
Jess: *laughs*


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And now....The end is near
And so I face...The final curtain
Ha ha ha!
You cunt....I’m not a queer....
I’ll state my case
Of which I’m certain
I’ve lived....a life that’s full
On each....and every highway
And much....much more than this...
I did it my way........
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Hilde: do you think we should tell everyone about jess?
Duet: i honestly dont know.....but maybe we should. I mean, milliardo is always worried when we dissappear like this. And i dont like lying to him...
Hilde: ........well, then you should tell him. If it’ll make you feel better, then tell him. Besides, you shouldn’t keep secrets from the one you love...go tell him.
Duet: When Jess gets out...whats important now is him...
Hilde: yeah....
Trowa walks up carrying ho-hos, twinkies, funnel cakes, hot dogs, cookies, ding-dongs, and lots of other food
Trowa: you hungry?
Duet: nope
Hilde: not really
Trowa: good more me *starts eating*
Hilde: so when you’re worried, you eat? Wow, its a wonder you’re not as big as heero yet.
Trowa: what do you mean i had no reason to be worried before this...
Hilde: not even when someone else learned your secret language?
Trowa: .............*eats the rest of the food*
Hilde and Duet: *laugh*


*~*Thursday*~*
The next morning, Duet enters Jess’s room to find him halfway out the window, trying to run away.
Duet: what are you doing?!
Jess: go away! I’m leaving!
Duet: Jess, why are you doing this?
Jess: you wouldn’t understand.
Duet: .......Try me
Jess: okay....*sits on the bed* i had this dream.....i was sitting in a tree, when baka boy told me that someone from my past was going to come back, and change everything. The only problem is, i dont want to change anything. I actually like it here.
Duet: but how do you know it wasnt just a dream?
Jess: because my dreams have a habit of coming true.
Duet: ......?
Jess: i dreamt of my mother’s death, and of howard’s. I dreamt of Duo and Hilde before...and...even you.
Duet: but how do you know this is the same.
Jess: in all my dreams, im sitting in hell, in a fucking tree, when a blonde kid comes up to me, delivers a message, and then is carried away by demons. This one was no different
Duet: but just wait it out, okay? It might not come true.
Jess: .....fine, but only because it’s you (an: NO! Jess does not like Duet, it’s just that she’s been the nicest to him and she’s the only person he’ll talk to.)


The doctor let Jess go home that night. Dinner was very awkward, because Duet had told everyone about what Jess said.

*dead silence*
Jess:.........STOP STARING AT ME!!!
Everyone: *looks away*
Jess: .....i’m going to my room. *leaves*


Later that night.........
Duet: *knocks on Jess’s door* Jess?
Jess: ....what?
Duet: can i come in?
Jess: sure.
Duet: *walks in and sits on Jess’s bed* so, what was her name?
Jess: .................Esuna.....
Duet: who was she?
Jess: No one. Now get out!
Duet: fine. *leaves*

Trowa: so what did he tell you?
Duet: her name was Esuna.
Hilde: that’s it?
Duet: yeah....
Trowa: i wonder who she was........


*~*Friday*~*
The next day, everyone was in the living room when there was a knock on the door. Duet answered it, and saw a girl of about 19 with black hair and blue streaks, a fishnet, a shirt from Morbid Threads, and pants from Caffeine. Also she was wearing tall black boots....
Duet: Can I help you?
Girl: yeas, i just moved in next door, and i came to say hi.
Duet: oh, well, I’m duet, That’s my Mom, Hilde, my uncle, Trowa, my sister, Cimorene, my dad is at a friends, and that’s my broth-
Girl: JESS?! *runs and glomps Jess*
Jess: E-esuna.....?

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Wow....more complications......this just sucks!! Well, just the epilogue left, and then no more switching.........