Neo Gundam Wing Side Story

Let’s Make a Switch!

Prologue

By Erica Peters and Harmony Pope

Disclaimer: I don’t own Gundam Wing or Neo Gundam Wing

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It was summer, and Duo was at home. .

Duo: It’s hot! Hilde! Can we go to Heero’s? He has air conditioning, and . . . um . . . *to himself* There’s gotta be something else . . . *out loud* Duet can see Milliardo! ^.- You know, catch up on whatever they’ve been doing. How long has it been since they last saw each other?

Hilde: They just went on a picnic this morning, Duo . . .

Duo: Yeah! They’re young and in love! They shouldn’t be away from each other that long!

Hilde: *sweatdrop* Okay, we can go to Heero’s . . . But only so Duet can see Milliardo.

They arrive an hour and a half later because Duo forgot to go to the bathroom, then he forgot to bring ice cream, then he decided to look for the shoes he wore when he was 12. Finally Hilde smacked him and told him to get going.

Duo: *walks in carrying the ice cream which was by then a strawberry milkshake* We come bearing munchies! Please accept the humble offering.

Heero: 0_o Um, okay . . . *goes to put it away*

Relena: Hey, I was just making dinner. You want some?

Duo: *cautiously* maybe . . . *sniffs the air and decides that it sort of smells like food* Okay! ^-^ *starts shoving food in his mouth*

Ten minutes after everyone is done eating . . .

Duo: *nauseating* oh, god . . . it’s not staying down, but it doesn’t want to come up! *runs off to the bathroom* I don’t know which way it’s coming, but it’s coming out!! *20 minutes later* I’m all better! Let’s go to Quatre’s! Hopefully the cockroach isn’t there . . . *thinking about Dorothy with look of contempt on face* I’d rather be thrown off of a building than have to hang out with her

Heero: *grabs Duo (not like that! That’s my--I mean, That’s Hilde’s job!) and starts dragging him off* Okay Duo!

Duo: No, I WAS JUST KIDDING , HEERO!!

Heero: *drops Duo on the floor*

The Maxwell and Yuy families then proceed to the Winner household where Trowa and Wufei’s families (Sally made Wufei come) were visiting.

Duo: *walks in* I’m bored!

Duet: Daddy, you’ve been here two seconds!

Duo: Now, now, don’t judge Daddy! Good girl *pets Duet on the head*

Relena: I have an idea!

Everyone else: *sweat drop*

Relena: No this is a good idea! I put all the guys’ names in a hat and they each take one out, and then they have to spend a week with that person’s family and in their jobs and stuff!

Everyone: . . .

Half an hour later, they finally agree.

Relena: *whips hat filled with names out of nowhere* You can go first, Hee-chan!

Heero: *pulls out piece of paper* my new name is "Heero Barton" . . . *face fault*

Relena: Quatre . . . Trowa . . . Duo . . . Wufei.

Quatre: I’m Chang Quatre!

Trowa: Trowa Maxwell.

Duo: Duo Winner . . . *look of anguish on his face* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to live with that-that thing?!

Shingo: Heeeeeey . . .

Duo: I’m not talking to you, I’m talking about your mom! *starts to cry*

Wufei: Gah! Wufei Yuy! Well, it’s better than that weakling Maxwell or even worse Winner! Now I can finally get away from all these weak children! receives death glare from Sally, Duo, and Quatre*

-----------------------------By Erica and Harmony

Well, That’s it for now hope you liked it!

Duo: *Still crying* Why?! Why do you torture me?! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Erica: It’s all for the cause, Duo

Harmony: I’ll save you from the scary Erica person, Duo! *glomps Duo*

Duo: ^-^

Erica: *Latches onto Duo* I’m sorry Duo-kun! I love you!!!!

Harmony: We’ll write your story first so you can go home soon!

Duo: Yay!!!!!

-2002 Duo Fan Club Productions

(Okay maybe not)