PART 4- THE LAST CHAPTER!! *At the Chang residence...** Ling: So this is my house. *he took her on a tour* Melody: Wow! You really did have a dojo in your house. Ling: Yep, its my dad's. Melody: Your dad's looks like he fell in a jar of Crisco. Ling: Yeah he uses more hair gel than my sisters. Melody: So what do you want to eat for dinner? Ling: Um I ordered Pizza Hut while you were in the bathroom so it should be here soon. Melody: *sits on couch* k.*fidgets with wrist watch* so.. Ling: *sits by her* so.. I was wondering if-*Is shut up by Melody kissing him* 0.0, ^-^ Melody: What were you going to say? Ling:... I have no idea. *kisses her back. They are in the living room and the front door swings open, Wufei walks in.* Wufei: WHAT IN THE NAME OF%@$#@%$#^$%&$%&^%$^##^%$&^&^& *^%$#!!!!????????????????!!!!!!!!!! Ling: AHHH! Dad! Melody: Your dad!? Wufei: *gets out walky talky* Onna! Onna Une I found your brat. Melody: Oh shn'it mom's on earth?! Wufei: Yes they were making out. Melody: I'm dead. *She takes off like a rocket. Ling following behind being chased by Wufei.* Ling: Dad its not what you think!! *ducks flying kantana**WHOA!! Dad I'm serious nothing happened. *Melody runs to the back door but is stopped by Lady Une blocking the door way.** Lady une: *Death glare*ME345987-10!! I am highly disappointed in you. Leaving your base, I could have you court-martialed for this. *Melody hit Une upside the head with a pot.* Melody: Sorry mom *then she ran out of the house* Ling: MELODY!! Wufei: Good riddens. That stupid Onna. *Ling turned and glared at his dad.* Ling: Stupid Onna!?!?! *Walking up he punched the shit out of Wufei.* That *Punch* Stupid *Punch* Onna *Kick* happens *Kick* To be* Punch* the Love *WACK!* Of * Slam* My* SWACK* Life!! **By the time it was over Wufei was a bloody mess and could barely get up. Ling shot out the door chasing after Melody* Meanwhile... *melody had run into Mill, Ruka, and Triage. They decided to help her. Shingo directed all of them to the civic center* Shingo: We can hide her in here. *They all walked in and their parents were already there. Heero was holding a hockey stick in his hand.* Heero: Boys.. just what do you think your doing? Haruka: Well ya see dad...there was this chic...and finals.. Mill: I told him to just study for the tests but no he had to bring a girl from the colonies to manipulate the weather. *Heero walked up, ready to grab Melody when someone hit him from behind. It was Sieben, clad in only his boxers.** The Kids: SIEBEN???? Melody: How did you get down? Sieben: Police. Mill: Why are you helping us? Sieben: Cuz I get the chance to bash your dad. Melody: It works. *Trowa reached to grab melody but was caught in a net by his kids. Ariel waved from up in the rafters. Zechs, Noin, Relena, Hilde, Duo, Jade, Quatre, Dorothy were tied up and hanging from the door way, next to a smiling Duet and Nova.* *The weather controller in Melody's back pocket began to beep.* Duet: What's wrong? Melody: The Batteries died... no more snow. **Well things went back to normal. Melody, and Clue were forced to go back to the colonies with Lady Une and the NGW kids where forced to take the winter finals. Its about spring and the Scientist are having a talk with Lady Une.** scientist one: Now miss Une you must understand we have tried to reverse the effects Earth had on them but can't. And your children can't live here anymore, but we need you to stay. Lady Une: How is it affecting them? scientist two: Clue's brain has gone down in IQ and Melody is more defect than normal. Lady Une: Well with all due respect how could Clue's IQ go down...It was past negative 300 last time I checked the results. Scientist three: Well its past negative 700. Lady Une:....man.... Scientist one: You have two days to get them relocated on Earth. Lady Une: Don't worry I think I have a friend who will take care of them. **Melody and Clue were eavesdropping.* Melody: YAY!! We're free! Clue: FREE! *The two dance and chant," WE'RE FREE". Meanwhile Lady Une had made a phone call.* Heero: *Glaring at Relena* NO! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!! Relena: Yes I am Heero...Miss Une's children may come live with us. Haruka: YAY! Hot chic movin' in our house. Heero: I though you liked that girl from the sweeper? Haruka:*Dreamy look* *Two days later.* Relena: Welcome to our house.*Show's Melody and Clue to their own rooms.* Melody: Um Mrs. Yuy? Relena: Yes Melody? Melody: Could I go visit some friends, go site seeing, that kinda stuff? Relena: Oh of course you kids may do anything you like while your here. Here you go, its a credit card connected to Heero's bank account in case you need any money. Heero: WHAT!!!!! Relena: Heero it is your mission to shut up! Heero:.....*EVIL GLARE. Both Parents leave.* Melody: Hey Mill... could you give me a ride? **An hour later* Ling: *Chopping wood* I hate spring.*To himself* I hate dad! Wufei: Getting working Weakling! Winter isn't that far away you know!! Ling:*to himself* Yea... yea.. your just to cheep to pay the heater bill*Chops more wood.* Sally: *Walks out side hanging Wufei's fluffy bunny footed pajama's up on the clothes line. Two people follow her out side* Ling you have guests. Wufei: It can wait Onna. Sally: NO IT CAN'T *Sally motions her head over to her right and Ling goes Hearts in eyes and Wufei nearly dies from a heart attack* Melody: Hello Ling. Ling: MELODY!!*Rushes up and glomps her* Wufei: AHHH! THE DEMON ONNA HAS RETURNED!! Sally: Now Wufei be nice to Ling's girlfriend. Ling you have the rest of the day off- Wufei: WHAT!?! Sally: And you curfew has been extended to ..umm three in the morning. *Winks at her son and his girl friend* That should be late enough. Wufei: HUH?! WHAT!?! Sally: Oh hush up its not like she's done something mean to you. *Both kids rush off and Mill goes back home after giving Melody the ride to the Chang house* Ling: *Glomps Mel* I missed you. Melody: Like wise...*Looks at watch* Your dad is really gonna hate me. Ling: Why? *Continues to glomp and kiss her* Melody: Well let's just hope your dad likes the color pink.*smiles evilly* I don't think its right how he always teases Mr. Winner about his clothing. *Meanwhile.* Sally: Wufei go get the whites out of the washer. Wufei: But that's onna's work.. Sally: Do it our I'll wear "The Dress" again and well we know what happens when I wear that.. Wufei: *Rushes into Landry room and pulls his white pants and funny shirt out of the washer only...there not white* AHHHH!! Who put a red baseball cap in white load!?!?!?!!?!?!? THE END!!! Bad I know but at least its over!!!!! Please Review if you want.. |