Seiben’s Birthday By: Zoycite (Mozellef@aol.com) Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or Neo Gundam Wing or the characters to either of them. I only own Rose. Do not sue me. I’m but a child! In the Merquise Living Room Lucrezia (Noin) and Zechs are discussing… Zechs: He is NOT a baby, Noin! There’s no need for a party! Noin: He’s not gunna be my little baby after this birthday! Zechs…Um, he hasn’t been ‘your little baby’ for about ten years… Noin: I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY! HE’S BEEN MY BABY AND NOW HE’S GUNNA BE ALL GROWN UP!!! Zechs: …He’s been ‘all grown up’ for the past five years now… you’re kinda beginning to sound like my little sister Relena. Noin: Well, you’re beginning to sound cold and unfeeling like Heero! Zechs: Take that back! Noin: NEVER! Zechs: …We’re acting like children. Noin: No @#%$. Now, we’re having a party for Seiben’s birthday, and that’s that. Zechs: *sigh* Fine, fine, fine. Noin: Now let’s see…we’ll need a clown, and balloon animals, and a Pin the Tail on the Donkey game… Zechs: Hell no! Seiben is NOT a three year old, Noin! Noin: Well, what do YOU propose we have at the party, Milliardo Peacecraft?! Zechs: Don’t use that name! I think we should just have music, dinner, drinks, you know, the usual stuff we use at parties! Noin: …Ok, but I’m making a birthday cake! Zechs: Fine, fine. In Seiben’s Room… Seiben: *ear pressed to the floor* A party?! I’m gunna be 20 for God’s sake! I don’t need any shitty, nitty party! *flops down on his bed* I am going to be in Hell! The Night of the Party… Zechs: So, you’d you invite anyways? Noin: The usual. Your sister, Haruka, Milliardo, and Heero- Zechs: Oh @#%$, not Heero! Noin: Duet, Hilde, and Duo- Zechs: BAKA BRAID BOY?! Noin: Shingo, Quatre, and Dorothy- Zechs: THE EVIL COCKROACH EYEBROWNS AND MR. SENSITIVE?! Noin: Jade, Triage, Nova, Ariel, Catherine, and Trowa Zechs: …THEM I can handle. Noin: Sally, Ling, Torrance, Kin, Gin, Yowamushi, Merian, and Wufei- Zechs: Justice boy and the woman that’s WAY too old for him… Noin: And someone else. Zechs: Who? Noin: You’ll see *smiles* Zechs: Damn, I hate it when you’re so secretive! Around the corner… Seiben: *evil grin* A chance to beat up the Yuy twins! I wonder how big the fight’ll be between Mr. Yuy and Otou-san... Noin: *sticking her head around the corner* WHAT was that, young man? Seiben: OKAA-SAN! Uh…nothing! I was just wondering what Dad will say to Mr. Yuy! Noin: RRIIGGHHT. Your Otou-san wants to talk to you in the living room. When Seiben gets to the living room… Seiben: What do you want, Tou-san? Zechs: First off, I’m sorry your Kaa-san is putting you through this. Seiben: No problem. I know the “You’ll be on the couch for a month” threat works more than it fails. Zechs: Second, I encourage harming the Yuy twins sometime tonight. Seiben: Do you honestly think I wouldn’t, even if you told me not to? Zechs: No, not really, but I just thought I’d encourage it. Third, you know the shoeboxes I put in the party room? Seiben: Yeah. Zechs: They’ve got bottles of moonshine, and liqueur, and other alcoholic drinks. I had to smuggle them in since your Kaa-san said no alcohol in the house. Seiben: Thanks! But doesn’t she realize Duo Maxwell is gunna spike the punch, as usual? Zechs: *sigh* she’s trying to deny it… At the Yuy Home… Heero: I’m NOT going! Milliardo: I agree with Otou-san! Haruka: No way in Hell! Relena: Boys, you will do as I say! And Hee-kun, it is your Mis- Heero: DON’T SAY THE ‘M’ WORD RELENA!!! Relena: IT’S YOUR MISSION! IT’S YOUR MISSION! IT’S YOUR MISSION! YOU ARE COMING TO SEIBEN’S BIRTHDAY BECAUSE IT’S YOUR MISSION! Heero: Mission- Haruka: DENIED! Milliardo: ABORTED! Heero: …not…not... ACCEPTED! Damn, I hate it when you do this to me! Haruka: Well, I’m not going! Milliardo: Me neither. Heero: Oh no, if I’m going then so are you! *drags them to the car* At the Maxwell House… Duet: Okaa-sama, remind me AGAIN why we are going to that bastard’s birthday!!! Hilde: *Glare* Watch your mouth young lady! We are going because his parents are our friends, Seiben SHOULD be yours, and because your future husband will be there. Duet: You mean Mill-chan will be there?! Hilde: Yes. Duo: Yeah! I can have fun with Heero! Duet…Otou-san, do you know what that just sounded like? Duo: What, my little Shi no Tenshi? Duet: …Nevermind… At the Winner Mansion… Shingo: *arms and legs wrapped around the bedpost* You’ll never take me alive! Dorothy: Get the Hell down from there this minute Shingo! Quatre: We shouldn’t be fighting! Dorothy: Shove it! Shingo: But Seiben is a maniac, Okaa-san! Dorothy: In comparison to me?! Shingo: EVEN COMPARED TO YOU!!! Dorothy: Oi, come ON Shingo! We are GOING to the party and that’s that! Shingo: *throws himself on the bed and forces his pillow on his face* Quatre: He’s trying to kill himself! *takes the pillow away* Dorothy: *drags a crying Shingo out to the car* At the Barton Residence… Ariel, Triage, and Nova: You’re TRYING to torture us, aren’t you?! Trowa: Of course not! Jade: Why do you think that?! Triage and Nova: Seiben is a maniac! Ariel: He’s a piece of @#%$! Trowa: Where did you learn that language?! Catherine: From you, when Jade makes you sleep on the couch! Jade: Don’t worry, you’ll be fine! Triage: …We’re all gunna die. At the Chang Home… Wufei: ONNA! How DARE you agree that we go to the weakling child’s birthday without my consent! Sally: Sorry Wuffy, but I am NOT you’re slave! Torrance: You tell Uncle Wu Wu Aunt Sally! Ling: STOP CALLING HIM WU WU! Torrance: *sticks her toung out* Make me, Lingy! Wufei: I’m not going! Sally: I’ll get pregnant again if you don’t! Wufei: But to get pregnant you need ME to ‘help out’ Onna! Sally: I’d wear that outfit you fall for EVERY TIME! Wufei: Well, off we go to the Merquise Residence then! All Others, minus Sally: *sweat drop* One by one the guests appeared at the Merquise house, and little by little, while his parents were having a hunky dory time, Seiben was getting pissed off. Haruka: *trying to hide behind a potted tree* Duet: That’s not gunna work, Baka. Haruka: Shut up, bitch. Shingo: *hiding behind a chair* Ariel: Come out Shingo! Shingo: NO! The crazy boy with the purple hair will kill me! Seiben: HOW MANY @#%$ TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT IT’S NOT PURPLE?! Shingo and Haruka: AHHH!!!! *both run into a closet* Ling: …Weaklings… Gin: C’mon Ling! Move! Kin: You’re gunna make me fall over! Ling: OK! Ok! *spins the spinner* Right hand yellow! Seiben: I need a stiff drink. *takes a beer from a shoebox* Suddenly the doorbell rings. Haruka and Shingo: *poke their heads out* Ariel: I thought everyone was here already! Duet: *takes a quick count* They are! Milliardo: Let’s go see then, shall we? So, all the teens, children, and in Seiben’s case, a 20 year old, left the living room and peered down the staircase where Noin was opening the door. And in stepped Lady (Une) and a teenage girl! The girl had short brown hair with messy bangs, ice blue eyes, and was wearing a Chinese style outfit ((think anything Ranma or Ryoga would wear)) Seiben: *eyes nearly popping out* OH @#%$!!! *runs back into the living room* All others: *sweat drop* Huh? *go back in the living room* Torrance: Seiben? Seiben? Where ya hidin’, Seiben? Duet: That was weird…who is she anyways? Haruka: I dunno. She was with Lady Une, so maybe it’s her daughter! Milliardo: But Mom never said Lady Une got married! She would’ve known! Ling: So would my Mom! She works with her! Torrance: I think I found Seiben! *points to closed closet door* Duet: *opens it, where Seiben is loading a handgun* What are you doing? Seiben: Close that damned door! I won’t have to shoot her if she doesn’t see me! Haruka: Why? Who is she? Seiben: None of your shitty, nitty business! *slams the door* Noin then walked into the room leading the girl from before, who was smiling. Noin: Kids, I’d like you all to meet Rose Khushrenada! Everyone: WHAT?! Noin: I’ll let you get to know her! *Leaves* Shingo: Hi, I’m Shingo! Wanna kiss? Rose: *raised eyebrow* Ariel: *bonks him on the head* Please excuse him! Milliardo: *Heero Yuy Death Glare* Rose KHUSHRENADA? As in, related to Mariemaia Khushrenada? Rose: *her voice is high, like Shampoo’s* Yup *smile* My half-sister! Ariel: But isn’t Trieze dead?! Rose:…yes. Duet: THEN HOW CAN YOUR LAST NAME BE KHUSHRENADA!? DID MARIEMAIA GIVE BIRTH OR SOMETHING?! Rose: I was created from the DNA of Trieze, my father, and Lady Une, my mother! Shingo: Weird… Rose: Where’s Sei-chan? All: *point to closet* Rose: *opens the door and moves her head just in time to dodge a bullet* NII-CHAN! *glomps Seiben* Seiben: *drops the gun* AHH! ROSE! Rose: *still clinging onto him* Did you miss me, Nii-chan?! Haruka and Milliardo: Nii-chan?! ((It’s short for brother)) Rose: I like calling him ‘brother!’ Seiben: As much as I would miss @#%$… Rose: Nii-shouldn’t swear! Too bad, I missed you! It no fun in space without someone to pick on! Haruka: YOU picked on HIM?! Rose: All the time! Nii-chan and I are ALWAYS fighting and I ALWAYS win! Shingo: And how old are you? Rose: 19!!! Duet: ...You sound so much younger… Rose: I know! Now, let’s play a game! Torrance: Spin the bottle! Triage and Nova: Truth or Dare! Kin and Gin: Musical Chairs! Haruka and Shingo: Strip poker! Duet: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire! Rose: I know! Let’s play ‘I Never!’ Seiben: NO! Duet: How do you play? Rose: You sit in a circle and you have make up! You take turns saying things that start with ‘I Never!’ If someone has done that then they have to put some make up one by the person who asked the question! So they all sit in a circle with Noin’s old make up. Rose: I’ve never joined OZ! *colors on Seiben’s face with lipstick* Shingo: *evil grin* I’ve never tried to kill my cousins! *puts blush on Seiben’s nose* They continue to ask questions that only Seiben gets punished for, and soon he is covered head to toe in makeup! While everyone is laughing, Seiben looks quite pissed off. Then Noin comes in with a birthday cake! Noin: Let’s all sing the birthday song! Seiben and Rose: Let’s not! Haruka: Let’s just eat the cake! Five minutes later everyone is eating cake and watching a movie. All except for Seiben. Rose walks out. Rose: Whatcha doing, Nii-chan? Seiben: *doesn’t look at her* Drop the cutesy act Rose. Rose: *her voice is more mature sounding* *grin* You know I love to play around! Seiben: Why did you come? Rose: Your mother invited me…and I missed you! Seiben: Sure. Rose: *glare* Your just as cold hearted and unfeeling as ever! No wonder I hate you! You always treat people like something you can just walk on! I was dumb to even THINK that I would miss an @#%$ like you! Seiben: …Cause I’m glad you came… Rose: *shocked* What did you say?! Seiben: I’m glad you came back…I missed you too *kisses her on the lips* Haruka: *whistles* So, girly boy has a girlfriend! HAHA! Seiben: You are a dead boy Haruka! *chases Haruka and the others that were crowded around the window* Rose: *touches her lips and smiles* OK, crappy ending, I know, but I was in a lovey dovey mood! So, who is Rose? How does Seiben know her? And how deep is their relationship?! Well, that’ll be in another NGW spin-off! So, did you like it?