Sibling Rivalry.
By Mistress Maxwell
E-Mail: mistress_maxwell@hotmail.com 


Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Neo Gundam Wing. The original Gundam Wing belongs to Bandai/Sotsu, and Neo Gundam Wing belongs to Chibichibi-chan and Nanami Tendo. I also do not own the Simpsons. They are totally not my property man. Enjoy the insanity! ^^

Note: 'Kay, this is my first song fic, so please bear with me. "Sibling Rivalry" is from The Simpsons Sing The Blues Soundtrack. Pretty much, it's about how siblings tend to have "disagreements". This revolves around the Yuy twins. Although the parts that are sung by Lisa Simpson, I regret to inform you, are now Milliardo's. This is a bluezy type of song, but the cd isn't hard to find. Just look in all discount bins. LOL. Some words and phrases have been changed to suit the situations.


Writing Styles:  Milliardo singing
                        Haruka singing
                        Backround Singers
                        Milliardo and Haruka together
                        Together with backround

Musical Interlude

*softly* Our life is so confusing, no reason and no rhyme. We've got this funny feeling, getting old before our time........GIMME WHATCHA GOT, GIMME WHATCHA GOT, I WANT WHATCH GOT, GIMME WHATCHA GOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Milliardo sits on the couch, watching tv, when Haruka walks in.
Haruka: *looks at the tv* Aw man. This show sucks! *swipes the remote from Milliardo*
Milliardo: Hey! I was watching that!
Haruka: Who cares?
Milliardo: Put it back Haruka!!!!
Haruka: Make me!!!!! *starts to fight with Milliardo*.

*opera style* What kind of love brings such confusion?
Shuts out the sun and kills all glee?
What are these blues were here to tell you? It's sibling rivalry!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA SHARE, WANNA HATE YOUR GUTS, GIMME WHAT YOU GOT, GOTTA HAVE IT ALL!!!!!!!!

Relena and Heero pull the two boys away from each other.

Heero: What the hell is wrong with you two?!
Milliardo: He took the clicker while I was watching my show!
Relena: So? Why can't you two share?
Milliardo: 1) he didn't even ask, and 2) He started to change the channels without asking!!!!!!
Relena: *sigh* Boys, go up to your room......
Haruka: But 'Kaa-san........
Heero: No buts! You heard your 'Kaa-san, get upstairs! *Milliardo and Haruka trudge up the staires*

Sometimes I see him doing homework!
I'm working hard all by myself.
And who can stand a happy brother?!
He hates I don't require help! 
Ooo Ooo Ooooooo!

Haruka walks into the bedroom and sees Milliardo at the desk.
Haruka: Hey, what are you doing?
Milliardo: Homework............
Haruka: What?!?!?! But it's the week end!!!!!!!
Milliardo: I like to stay ahead in my studies.

I put a spider on his shoulder.
Oh yeah! Ooooo!
I'm not aware that it is fake!
Ooo Ooo Oooooo!
I ask him what the heck that THING is?
Ew!
I turn and START. I scream and shake!

Haruka *starts rooting around in a box* *thinking* Mill needs to get that six inch stick out of his ass and have some fun! Aha! *picks up a rubber spider* This' ll fix 'em.!*out loud* Hey Mill! You got the time?
Milliardo: *looks up from his work* Yeah it's 3:15 pm........ *The rubber spider lands in front of him 'cause 'Ruka tossed it at him* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY, does it feel so good? My pitiful pun?! I know it's wrong, to feel so rude, but.........you should of heard him scream! Muahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Ooo Ooo Oooooo!

Milliardo: I'll kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haruka: Eeep! *starts running* 
Monday Morning...................

I am not blameless Mr. Equation.
He likes to talk over my head!
Poor 'Ruk'! His trials and tribulations.
Poor 'Ruk'!
Before a test he makes me dread!
Ooo Ooo Ooooooo!

Milliardo: *packing his school bag* You know, Haruka, we have a test in English today........
Haruka: Shit! Really?!?!?!?!!
Milliardo: I reminded you last night!
Haruka: Jesus, I forgot!
Milliardo: Your gonna fail then.
Haruka: Wanna bet I won't?
Milliardo: Sure. Ten bucks says you fail!
Haruka: Deal! *they shake hands*

'Cause I predict that he will fail.
Or flunk! Oooooo!
I chase him down when he is right!
Ooo Ooo Ooooooo!
When I refuse to just turn tail,
Hold your ground Mill!
We have our most outstanding fights!

Haruka: *looking at the posted test scores* Aw shit! He's dead! *goes off to find Milliardo*
Milliardo: *too Duet* Ha! He failed with a 27% mark!
Haruka: *walks up behind Milliardo* Telling your bitch about me again Mill?
Milliardo: Yes, actually. I am. So were's my ten bucks?
Haruka: I'm not paying you!
Milliardo: What?! We had a bet!!!!!!!
Haruka: I DON"T CARE!!!! I AM NOT PAYING YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Milliardo: PAY ME!!!!!!!!!
Haruka: MAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *they get into another fist fight!*

*his arm in a sling* What kind of love brings such contusions?
*bandage on his forehead* All these band-aids the world can see!
What is this shame were here to tell you? It's sibling rivalry!!!!!!!!!!


Lying on they're beds which are side by side. They are wrapped up in bandages
Haruka: Ow! Boy, Mill, I didn't hit YOU nearly as hard as you hit ME!!!!!!
Milliardo: Well, PAY ME NEXT TIME!!!!!!!

*softly* Two brothers are together, were trying not to boast. But we can't help believing, that we' ll always be this close........

Haruka: Hey, I'm sorry Mill. I'll pay you next time.
Milliardo: .................
Haruka: Just please don't play on my disadvantages anymore, please!
Milliardo *laughs* Ok, 'Ruka. We're buds. We' ll always be tight.
Haruka: Right! *they smile at each other*

Siblings find it oh so hard, when it comes to giving! And they won't try sinking back to giving!!!

Haruka and Milliardo both think about when they were young and would fight over petty things. Just like now. They both smile.

*softly talking when the music dies down* Two brothers are together, we will always be this close...............

Milliardo moves.........

*whispering* Let go my hand Mill.

The End.

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