The Story of the Hentai Squad
By Erica and Harmony
Disclaimer: I DONT OWN ANYTHING BECAUSE MY PARENTS
WONT GIVE ME ANY MONEY!!!!
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One day, Haruka and Shingo were Sitting out side of
Peacecraft academy reading Hentai Magazines
Haruka: *slams his magazine down on the ground* That's
it! I'm tired of being the Hentai Duo! I don't
anything to do with that witch or her dad!
Shingo: ............

A week later, there was a line forming in front of the
school, so Duet and Ariel decided to find out what was
up...
Duet: What evil plan are you up to this time, Haruka?
Haruka: Noth-
Shingo: Were forming the Hentai Squad!!!!
Ariel: Oh, great. *walks away with Duet*

Shingo: Name
Boy: Hojo Higurashi
Haruka: Next!
Hojo: But-
Shingo: Listen kid. We know you stole those names from
Inu-Yasha!
Hojo: But-
Shingo: Look. Kagome Higurashi is dating a boy named
Hojo. Okay! So leave!
Hojo: Okay....
Haruka: Next!
Shingo: Name
Boy: Triage Barton!
Shingo and Haruka: NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!
Triage: But-
Shingo: And Haruka Fangirls: They said NEXT!!!!!
Triage: *walks away* Man, those chicks were hot!

Later, at Haruka's house......
Shingo: can you believe the nerve of that Barton kid?!
Haruka: No, i can't! In the fliers, we specifically
said "You must not in any way be related to Duet
Maxwell"
Shingo: I guess we're just going to have to go with
that Inu-Yasha kid....I'm going to go see Ariel, Okay?
Ja!
Haruka: Ja ne!

At Ariel's house, We see Triage eating a plate of
french fries drenched in Ketchup and salt, and reading
a Hentai Monthly
Triage: I don't need them! *takes a look at what a
pathetic loser he looks like* okay...maybe I
do........... But still, I have my own lifetime
subscription to Hentai monthly, and thats all i need!
Shingo: What did I just hear?!

An hour later, Shingo is dragging Triage on the ground
to Haruka's house
Shingo: Haruka! I found our new Hentai!!!
Haruka: But-
Shingo: listen, at least let him take the written
part!
Haruka: fine......

Written Exam Name: Triage Barton

1. Do you subscribe to any Hentai Magazines? If so,
what are they?
Lifetime subscribtions to Hentai Weekly, Hentai
Bi-Weekly (the lesbian issues) and Hentai Monthly

2. What is your opinion on the witch?
Duet Maxwell is a dirty, bitchy whore

3. How often do you read your Magazines?
One every 30 minutes

4. Are you a fag?
Hell no!! What the fuck is this about?!?!

5. What is your favorite food?
Any thing

Shingo: Written exam....A+++++++Q
Haruka: *with sparkles in his eyes* L-lifetime
subscriptions?!
Shingo: Now, for the way you dress....Here! *hands him
1/3 of his clothes and 1/3 of Haruka's clothes* you
can give your clothes to Milliardo! I'm sure he'd like
them!
Haruka: Now for the internet test!

Computer voice: Which of these girls is the hottest?
Triage: *looks at them* I can't decide......I love
them all!!!
Haruka: you passed!
Triage: I did?
Haruka: of course you did! *hands him a Hentai Squad
t-shirt with July's hottie of the month on the front*
Shingo: Um, Haruka........thats a guy!
Haruka: Oops! That's to hang in Mill's locker!
Shingo: Oh

The next day........
Haruka: Okay, your first act as a member of the Hentai
Squad is....*drumroll*
Shingo: Hang this shirt in the locker of Milliardo
Yuy!!!!! *Hands him the shirt he almosr gave the boy
the night before*
Haruka: and make it look like he's really a fan of
Hentai monthly for women!
Triage:
....................................................Okay!

Monday at school........
Ling: Okay, father. Okay. Ja ne. *hangs up his cell
phone*
Ariel: Your dad?
Ling: Yes. *opens his locker* WHAT THE HELL?!

Everyone in the hallway turns around and stares at the
Women's Hentai pictures, along with the male hottie of
the month for July. There were also candles and
ribbons and rainbows everywhere, along with a banner
that said "Ling's Tribute to Women's Hentai Monthly"
Everyone else: *backs up one step* Fag!
Ling: YUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shingo and Haruka are sitting in study hall when Ling
bursts in and drags them out
Ling: You two!
Haruka: What?
Ling: LOOK AT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! *points to his locker*
Haruka: Wow!
Shingo: Now, that i did not do!
Ling: Huh?!
Haruka: But i'd like to met the man that did it
Triage: *pops up out of nowhere* Hello!
Shingo: that was you?!?!
Triage: Yep!
Haruka: But you were supposed to put it on Mill's
locker
Triage: Yeah, but if people thought your brother was
gay, they might start thinking you were also gay.
Also, he was making out with that witch in front of
it.
Shingo: Good thinking
Triage: I know. So when do I get my fangirls?????
Haruka:
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhht................now!!!
Fangirls: We love you Triage!!!
Triage: *makes peace sign and grins* That's all folks!

------------------------------------2002 This Was
Really Stupid
Productions------------------------------
Harmony: This was not stupid it was cool *glomps the
Hentai cuz theyre hot*
Erica: *stare*