Neo Gundam Wing…AGAIN?!

Disclaimer/Legal Crap: I do not own Neo Gundam Wing. It belongs to Chibi-Chibi-sama, Wingnut-sama, and Nanami Tendo-sama. Don’t sue me, I won’t give up my money!!! *hides all her money* Just TRY and get it! C’mon, I dare ya!!!

When Seiben pulled back the shower curtain he saw a girl with long bluish hair standing in the shower…completely naked…

Girl: …AAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!! *pulls a towel over her* Dad, what the hell are you doing?!?! I thought Uncle H was the perverted one in your family!!!

Seiben: What the hell are you doing in my shower?!

Girl: YOUR shower?!?! Dad, this is my--*looks closely at Seiben* You’re not my father!!! You’re a kid!

Seiben: KID?! Look, who the fuck are you?!

Girl: What have you done with my father you perverted freak of nature?! *opens a compartment in the wall and pulls out a gun* *fires several round*

Seiben: AHH! *dodges the bullets* How did you know where that gun is?!?! *running down the stairs*

Girl: Get back here and die like a man!

Suddenly the door opens and Milleardo is dragging a very reluctant blonde baka brother of his with him.

Mill: C’mon Haruka!

Haruka: But he’ll kill be, Mill! Don’t lemme die, don’t lemme die, don’t lemme--*sees Seiben and the girl who’s only wearing a towel* Whoa…Seiben, finally got laid, huh? *sees the girls gun* Shit, you must be really bad in bed!

Mill:…*thwap*

Seiben: This freak was in my shower!

The girl, however is now staring at Mill and his Perverted Clone Haruka with wide eyes.

Girl: U-u-uncle H?! U-uncle M!?

Haruka: Eh? Nani?

Mill: Uncle?

Girl: But-how-when-where-why…

Finally the girl just up and faints, the towel conveniently falling off her before he hit ground, resulting in Mill loosing a lot of blood from the nose.

Seiben: Who the hell is she?!

Haruka: You tell me, it’s your house!

Seiben: How the hell should I know?! I hear music and the shower running, I pull back the curtain, she calls me dad, and the next thing I know I’m down here running away from a shower of bullets!

Haruka: Ok, now was this before or after you got laid?

Seiben: WE DID NOT HAVE SEX!!!

Haruka: Are you sure? ‘Cause I read that when virgins do it for the first time they may forget who they are, who the partner is, what they’re doing, where they are…

Seiben: We...did…NOT...have…sex!!!

Mill: Well…shouldn’t we get her off the floor?

Haruka: Sei-chan, you do it. I mean, you were just with her in the same state, after all, and it IS you house.

Seiben: How many times do I have to tell you we did NOT have sex?!?!

Haruka: Uh-huh, yeah, I REALLY believe you, cousin-o-mine.

Seiben: I’m going to kill you later…*puts the towel over the girl, then puts on her the couch* So what are you guys doing here anyways?

Mill: Well, I just thought I’d let you hurt Haruka for what he did.

Seiben: So Duet told you, huh?

Mill: She told us all…

Seiben: Shit…

::At the Winner Mansion::

Shingo: *being led up the stairs by Dorothy* Ow…pain…I AM IN HELL!!!

Dorothy: Shut up, Shingo and be a man!!!! I get enough wimpy-ness from your father!

Shingo: But Seiben kicked the shit outta me! Don’t I have some kinda RIGHT to be in pain?!

Dorothy: Well, you should have fought back!

Shingo: I was tied to a tree!

Dorothy: You have feet, don’t you?

Shingo: I’m not like you, Mom. I can’t kill people with my hands tied behind my back!

Dorothy: Well, you sure as hell could have TRIED!

Shingo: *sweat drop* -_-;;;

Dorothy: Now stay in your room and I’ll be back later to check on you.

Shingo: Can the injured patient have a cookie?

Dorothy: No *slams the door*

Shingo: Bitch…

Dorothy: I heard that!

Shingo: Damn… *feels his stomach* OW! Shit, that hurts! *sits down on his bed and takes his shirt off, where a large bruise almost the size of all his chest and stomach is forming* Ah fuck, dat’s not good, is it? Hey, cool! It looks kinda like that chick I dated back in seventh grade…right before Ariel broke my nose…

Suddenly there was a flash of blinding yellow light and when it died down Shingo’s eyes nearly popped out. In front of him was a girl who looked about 16, with short brown hair and a blond streak that went from her bangs to the back of her head, and bottle green eyes. She wore tight hotpants that were so green they were almost black, a white T-shirt that said ‘Anti-Crombie and Bitch’, and green jelly sandals. On her hands were black, fingerless gloves with her painted green nails showing, and there were emerald studs on her ears. She also looked totally wasted.

Girl: Urg…I hate roller coasters…*swaying back and forth*

Shingo: Who ARE you and HOW the HELL did you get into my ROOM!

Girl: Ah shit…Apollo and Artimis messed up again…

Shingo: Who?

Girl:…

Well, the girl passed out and fell forwards right into Shingo. The force of the unexpected impact caused Shingo to fall back onto his bed with her on top of him. Now, if you have a fairly good imagination you’ll be able to tell what this situation would look like to someone. Well, SOMEONE happened to be walking by the house. SOMEONE had decided to check up on her injured boyfriend. SOMEONE just happened to open the door to Shingo’s Room. That SOMEONE just happened to be Ariel Barton.

Ariel: *stares* Sh-Sh-Shingo?!?!

Shingo: *sweat drop* Ariel! W-w-w-what are y-y-you doing here?!

Ariel: *vein in forehead*

Shingo: Ariel, look, let me explain, it’s NOT what it looks like! Ariel, listen to me! Ariel! Ariel, what are you doing with that baseball bat? Ariel…Ariel, are those your circus knives? Ariel wait! Ariel? Ariel?! ARIEL!!!!

::At the Chang Dojo/Home::

A bright blue light flashed in the Chang Living room, which was thankfully empty. A girl who was around 17 years old was sprawled on the floor, having hit her head on the marble table. She had shoulder length black hair and slanted green eyes that seemed to make her appear to be of Chinese decent. She wore loose black pants that tied around the ankles, gymnastic slippers, and a white spaghetti sleeve tank top with a picture of a cherry blossom with a dragon around it. A katana in a sheathe was tied to her pants. On the hilt of the sword was a dragon that was slithering around a diamond. After a few moments she shakily sat up and looked around, hand on her hilt the whole time.

Girl: >.< Ow. Damn pathetic weaklings...I swear, when I get my hands around their scrawny necks they will be processed lunchmeat for the school to serve…*looks around* Strange…this appears to be like Wu-Wu-sama’s dojo…but that’s impossible…I was just—

Ling: *walks in* Gin will pay DEARLY for using up all the hot water again…perhaps I can get Baka-Yuy (AKA Haruka) to help me find a suitable punishment…*notices the girl*

Girl: *stare*…

Ling: *stare*…

Girl: *death glare*…

Ling: *stare*

Girl: *gets up and draws her katana, which looks flawless* Weakling! How dare you impersonate Tou-san and enter this dojo?!

Ling: *sweat drop* Um…are you a friend of Kin or Gin?

Girl: The time to talk has passed, intruder! *jumps at him, katana raised* Justice will be served!

Ling: What?!?! O.O

Girl: I AM JUSTICE!!!

Ling: *gets out of the way before the katana hits him. Can’t say the same for the chair* You just cut a chair in half with a single swipe!!!

Girl: *smirk* Wu-Wu-sama teaches me well, as does my Tou-san.

Ling: Wu-Wu-sama? You aren’t a friend of Torrance, are you?

Girl: *comes at him again* DIE!!!

Ling: GYAAAA!!!

::At the Peacecraft/Yuy Mansion::

Relena and Silvia Noventa (Shin) are sitting at a table drinking tea. Relena seems to be ignorant of all the death glares she’s receiving from Silvia.

Silvia: And that’s how I met your husband!

Relena: Wow! He saved you?! Really?!

Silvia: *smirk* Yeah. *innocently* Heero never saved YOU, did he?

Relena: *smile* Plenty of times!

Silvia: N-n-nani?!

Relena: Well…first there was when OZ attacked my school, and then there was the time he used Epyon to protect my kingdom…then he saved me from White Fang…

Silvia: Grr…

Suddenly there was a large THUD upstairs.

Silvia: What was that?

Relena: I don’t know.

Silvia: Should we check it out?

Relena: No, I don’t think so. It probably wasn’t very important. All important loud noises set off flashing lights and there’s a strange voice that says ‘The building will self-detonate in ten seconds’

Silvia: …I’m guessing Heero installed that?

Relena: How did you know?

::Upstairs, or to be more precise, Haruka’s Bedroom::

A girl on the bed shook herself as the dizzy-ness wore off, while another girl did the same on the couch. They looked the same, but the one on the bed had light aqua hair with a blonde streak in it pulled into a bun on the left side of her head with a very clean, tidy looking ponytail hanging out and no bangs. The other girl on the couch had blonde hair with an aqua streak, which was pulled into a bun on the right side of her head with a very messy ponytail coming out and messy bangs. The girl on the bed wore a school uniform: a short black skirt with a blue stripe on the bottom, a blue jacket top with a silver star on the pocket, and a white collared shirt underneath. She wore knee high white socks and black-buckle shoes. Her companion wore the same outfit, though her jacket was missing, the shirt was partially un-buttoned on the top, was un-tucked, the sleeves were rolled up, she wore black lettings, and black boots. They were easily twins with different personalities, both looked around 14.

Girl on Bed: Are you alright, Setsu-chan?

Setsuna: I’m fine Hotaru. I’ve been better, that’s for sure…*growls and cracks knuckles* And those two little pip-squeaks are SO dead…

Hotaru: *sigh* It’s not there fault…

Setsuna: THEN WHOSE FAULT IS IT?!?!?!

Hotaru: *cries* AHH! Don’t yell at me like that!

Setsuna: *sigh* How am I related to you again? *spots something under the bed* What’s this? *starts to take it out*

Hotaru: Maybe we should go and look for Apollo, Artimis, or what if the others got sucked in too?!?

Setsuna: They’re old enough to take care of themselves, Hota-chan. And if that machine is really what those two said it was then they’ll turn up. *takes out what was under the bed* OH MY GOD!

Hotaru: What?!

Setsuna: This indecency…the filth…this exposure! These are HENTAI!

Hotaru: What?!…LEMME SEE!

Setsuna: You really want to?!

Hotaru: Lemme see, damnit! >.<

Setsuna: *hands her one* Might as well enjoy ourselves while we wait! ^_^

::At the Maxwell Home::

Once again there is a flash of blinding light and again a child lands in the back yard. This girl has honey-colored hair with purple bangs up in a high ponytail, baby-blue eyes, and a dazed expression. She wore designer hip-hugger blue jeans with flowers sewn into the pockets and on the bottom hems. Her shirt was a white tank top and over it she wore a light pink sweater with a cat design on the pocket. Her shoes were brown, three-inch sandals, her nails and lips were painted pink, and she wore smiley-face earrings.

Girl: *teary-eyed* Owie, owie, owie, owie, owie!!! *rubs her head* That hurt! Why do Apo-chan and Arti-chan ALWAYS have to make things that hurt people!?!? Namely, ME?! *looks around* I’m home???…WHY AM I HOME?!?! I WAS JUST AT APO AND ARI’S HOUSE, SO HOW DID I GET HERE?!?!?!

Hilde: *comes out* ‘Scuse me, but what are you doing in my backyard?

Girl: Your yard? I’m sorry Lady, but I’m lost.

Hilde: Oh that’s all right, I was just wondering who was out here. Would you like to use the phone?

Girl: No thanks, I’m just gunna figure out where I am.

Hilde: You’re in the Sanq Kingdom on Earth. I’m Hilde, but the way.

Girl: *smile* I’m Alexis. Gee…O.O;; You look just like my Gran-Gran Hilde!

Hilde: Strange…

Alexis: Yeah…

Duo: *sticks head out of window* Hilde, have you seen my underwear?

Hilde: *sigh* Have you checked your underwear drawer?

Duo: …*goes back in*

Alexis: He looks like Grampy!

Hilde: You mean there’s another guy out there with a long, five and a half-foot braid?!

Alexis: *shrug* I guess so…

Hilde:…Hell must have frozen over…

::At the Barton Residence::

There was that now very familiar flash of light and two figures landed next to the lion cages. Both were in their middle teens, and average height. One was a boy with light green hair in a long rattail that hung over her shoulder with emerald green eyes. The other’s hair was a slightly lighter shade of green, her hair , and her eyes were sapphire blue, though they were seen from behind think framed thin wire rimmed glasses. He wore black jeans with the knees cut out, a white tank top, a black vest with a lot of pockets, and combat boots. The girl wore an army-green short skirt, a white tank top, a black leather vest, high-heels, and black fingerless gloves. Each wore a ring in their left ear; the boy gold and the girl silver.

Boy: You ok Artimis?

Artimis: Fine, Apollo. I’m just PEACHY. Why WOULDN’T I be just FINE after being SUCKED up through a dimensional porthole and TOSSED headfirst into the time and space continuum! Why the hell would I NOT be alright?!?!?!?!

Apollo: *sweat drop* If you’re rambling, you’re fine. *looks around* Looks like we’re back home…

Artimis: Yea, except it’s not OUR home at the moment.

Apollo: Nani?

Artimis: *holds up a newspaper* AC 218. We’re in the GOD DAMN PAST!!!

Apollo: *stares at the paper in disbelief* Oh my god….how could we have made such a huge miscalculation?!?

Artimis: *sigh* I don’t know, but I think that if we DID do SOMETHING right with that machine, everyone should return to their homes as they were in AC 218.

Apollo: Yeah. Back to home. After all, everyone’s parents said they’d lived in the same place since the AC 196 War.

Artimis: Well…I always did wanna see what Granda’ looked like when he was younger…

Catherine: *comes out* Uh…hi there. The show isn’t until tonight. Can I help you two with something?

Artimis: Well, we’ve come to join the circus! ^_^

Catherine: o.O Aren’t you two a little young to be wanting to join the circus?

Apollo: Well, our parents wanted us to get out and travel a but more.

Catherine: Let me go get Trowa…*walks away*

Apollo: Hey…that’s right! Granda’ inherited the circus after the manager that hired him passed away!

Artimis: So we can see young Granda’?! Sugai! ^_^

Trowa: Hi there. Mind if I know your names?

Artimis: Apollo and Artimis Bar..Bartney.

Apollo: *sweat drop* *thinking* BARTNEY?! The best thing she could come up with was BARTNEY?!?!

Trowa: Well, what can you do.

Artimis: Well, we’re both good with animals, acrobatics, and juggling!

Apollo: I’m great with computer and lighting effects, throwing knives, and making people laugh.

Artimis: I’m a dancer, singer, and I can do a kick-ass magic routine!

Trowa: …C’mon inside and let’s see.

Artimis: Cool! Thanks! ^_^

Apollo: *under his breathe* I wonder how deep in shit the others are…

::Meanwhile, on the other side of the circus tent::

There was that same ‘ol blinding flash of bright light as someone appeared ((I think that this is the last ‘blinding flash of light’ thing I’ll have to write! ^_^ Yay!!!)) and someone who couldn’t be older than ten was dropped through. It was a little girl, with shoulder length cherry hair in two pigtails, one on either side of her head, and violet purple eyes. She wore blue overalls, a white T-shirt with pink hearts on it, and black and white saddle shoes. She brushed herself off and looked around. After realizing she was home, she looked through the tent to see Apollo and Artimis performing for some people who looked a lot like her relatives. She silently took a seat on some crates out of anyone’s sight, but they were in hers. She sighed.

Her cousins had a lot of explaining to do.

DONE!!! O.O At last! Man, it took me forever to write this SECOND FRIGGIN CHAPTER! @_@ Please tell me what you thought of it so I’m re-assured that it was worth all the time put into it! PLEASE!!! ^_^