***************
The faster we're falling
We're stopping and stalling
We're running in circles again
Just as things were looking up,
You said it wasn't good enough,
But still we're trying one more time
***************

Milliardo sat down on the couch with Duet. It was the first time he'd seen her since they kissed a week before. He was sort of nervous, but was determined not to let is show.
Duet: so......
Milliardo: ........what's up?
Duet: Nothing.
Milliardo: Ok.
*long awkward silence*
Duet: How about you?
Milliardo: Nothing much....
Duet: oh....
Bother were wanting to do something, but neither could do it.

FLASHBACK!!! earlier that day....
Haruka: Did she stick her tounge in?
Milliardo: NO!
Haruka: well, shes coming over, right? are you gonna do it?
Milliardo: NO!!!
Haruka: damn. What a waste of a night in....mom and dad won't be here, i'll be with shingo at the bar...
Milliardo: I thought him and Ariel were back together!
Haruka: Yeah, and we're celebrating by going out to pick up chicks!
Milliardo: I don't believe you....
Haruka: HEY! Don't change the subject! How far are you and the bitch gonna get tonight? *evil grin*
Milliardo: we're watching a movie! an innocent movie!! what could happen?
Haruka: well, if the movie's boring, she might look at you...and move in close, and start talking about other "things"
Milliardo: What "things"?
Haruka: well, she might say something like, "i think its really great that we're going out....and I'm soo happy you kissed me" stuff like that and move closer and closer until her tounge is down your thorat! ^^
Milliardo: YOU! ARE! A! PERVERT!!!!!
Haruka: and damn proud of it! ^^
Milliardo: she won't do that. she's not you!
Haruka: don't be so sure about that......are you sure, you wouldn't enjoy some girl's tounge down your throat?
Milliardo: *thinks* um....YES I'M SURE!!

Meanwhile, at Ariel's house...
Duet:...so this will be the first time i've seen him since we kissed...
Ariel: so what's the big deal?
Duet: I'm not sure exactly when to kiss him tonight....
Ariel: do you want to?
Duet: well, of course!
Ariel: then unless the movie's really interesting, then just turn towards him, put your hand right on his inner thigh, and lean in a little and say things to him.
Duet:......what kind of things?
Ariel: like, "i think it's really great that we've been going out, and I was really happy you kissed me, beacuse I've liked you for a long time...."
Duet: wow. that's good. where did you get it from?
Ariel: Shingo says it to me all the time when we're watching a boring movie.
Duet: wow. I never thought he could be so sweet....
Ariel: yeah...he is....we'd be going out tonight, but he has to watch his aunt Iria's kids, and he's not allowed to have anyone over.....But anyways, what you want to do is slowly lean in more and more until you're kissing him and then stick your tounge in his mouth! ^^
Duet: um......

FLASHBACK!!! over.
Milliardo: *thinking* this movie is so boring!!!
Duet: *to herself* okay.....boring...do it.....now!! *sits there* damn... i cant!!! *looks at milliardo*
Milliardo: *looks at Duet and manages a cracked-up looking smile*

Meanwhile, Shingo and Haruka are at everyone's favorite place...(not the bar) OUTSIDE THE LIVING ROOM WINDOW spying on the two of them!!!!
Haruka: this is boring....
Shingo: *holding a bucket of popcorn* not really, you see, susan loves jet, but jet hates her, so sh-
Haruka: NOT THE MOVIE YOU DUMBASS!!!
Milliardo: did you hear something?
Duet: yeah i think i did....

They walk over to the window and look out. (Haruka and shingo are hiding in the bushes)
Milliardo: i dont see anything...i was probably a cat or something....
Duet: a cat said "dumbass?"
Milliardo: *points to the house next door* look the neighbors are watching "That 70's show" they probably had their t.v up really loud for a minute..
Duet: ....i guess....*looks up* wow...the stars look really pretty.....
Milliardo: yeah *starts to blush* l-like y-you....
Duet: *looks at him* th-thanks
Milliardo: *closes his eyes and leans in*
Duet: *does the same*

A second later, we hear a big CLONK. Milliardo and Duet are on the ground holding their foreheads
Haruka: *stifling laughter* hehehehehehehe
Shingo: shh! the movie's back on!

***************
Maybe we're just trying too hard
When really it's closer than it is too far.....
'Cuz I'm in too deep
And I'm trying to keep
Up above in my head
Instead of going under again
***************

Mill and Duet sit on the couchand start to watch the movie again. After five minutes of silence, she turns to him.
Duet: um...Milliardo?
Milliardo: Yeah?
Duet: um...*puts her hand on his leg and leans in a little* well, I just wanted you to know that.......
Milliardo: Yeah?
Duet: um.....*leans in a little closer and starts blushing* well, I'm really glad that we're going out and.....
Milliardo: *gulp* um..yeah? *to himself* oh god! Haruka was right!! Don’t panic.....
Duet: *inches closer* I was really glad when you kissed me, because I’ve liked you for a long time.....
Milliardo: ....really?
Duet: *still getting closer* ....yeah...*leans in*
Milliardo: *leans In ans kisses her WITHOUT hitting his head to hers*

They start to make out for a while, and then Duet puts her tongue into his mouth...
Milliardo: *pulls back* whoa....
Duet: *somewhat confused* ...what’s wrong?
Milliardo: well, I wasn’t really expecting that...well, I mean I sort of was, but I din’‘t expect-
Duet: Wait! You mean you expected me to do that?
Milliardo: well, Haruka told me this thing..it was exactly what you said about us going out, and....well, when you said all that stuff I knew what you were going to do and...well I didnt think it would....
Duet: You know what? You’re no better than you’re brother! I’d leave, but you promised me dinner.
Milliardo: *facefaults* ...OH FUCK!!!

***************
It seems like each time I'm with you I lose my mind
Because I'm bending over backwards to relate
It's one thing to complain but when you're driving me insane
Well then I think it's time that we took a break
***************

Milliardo rushes to the kitchen, followed by Duet, and they find that the oven has been smoking for a while...
Milliardo: *goes to open the oven and burns his hand on the handle* OW!!!!! FUCK!
Duet: *grabs some towels and open the oven* there

A ton of smoke blew out of the oven and filled the kitchen. Milliardo and Duet ran out of the kitchen and back into the living room. Duet looked at Milliardo’s burnt hand and smiled.
Duet: serves you right.....opening a hot oven with a metal handle using only your bare hand!
Milliardo: hey! I forgot! We used to have a plastic on until thanksgiving...my mom tried cooking and a bunch of foamy stuff came out of the oven when she opened it and it melted the handle. *looks at his hand* ow...
Duet: *smiles* here, let me help you with that.

They go upstairs into the bathroom and Duet starts looking in the medicine cabinet for some ointment or something...
Duet: how can you not have any?
Milliardo: it was all used up at thanksgiving!
Duet: fine, I guess we’ll have to do it the old-fashioned way.....

Shingo and Haruka were listening to this, and since the tree they climbed was in the way, they couldn’t see into the bathroom and were taking everything the wrong way.....
Haruka: wow...they move fast.....
Shingo: I can’t believe you made me stop watching the movie!!!
Haruka: Will you shut up about the movie! They’re gonna screw in the bathroom!
Shingo: really?

Duet: *fills up the sink with warm water* there we go...*takes his hand and puts it into the water*
Milliardo: stop! That hurts!

Shingo: oh, god what did she do to your brother?
Haruka: I don’t wanna know....

Milliardo: stop!
Duet: hold still!
Milliardo: but it hurts!!
Duet: don’t be such a baby!!
Milliardo: but it HURTS!!!
Duet: .....why are you yelling at me?
Milliardo: I’m not yelling at you, it just hurts!
Duet: I know that, but if you hadn’t been stupid enough to burn dinner, this wouldn’t have happened!

Haruka: how did dinner lead to this?
Shingo: I have no idea...

Milliardo: you know what? Just go home...
Duet: no. I’d rather stay here with you.
Milliardo: why? This whole night is a disaster. The only good part is that...*thinks for a minute, then decides not to speak*
Duet: ....what?
Milliardo: ...nothing.
Duet: come on! Tell me!
Milliardo: *turns red* the only good part...was that you showed up....
Duet: *glomps milliardo*

***************
I can't sit back and wonder why
It took so long for this to die
And I hate it
When you fake it
You cant hide it
You might as well embrace it
***************

Milliardo: ...lets go back downstairs.
Duet: the movie’s over already.
Milliardo: ......
Duet: ......oh....okay!

They go down stairs, right on time (if they’d stayed for another minute, they would have heard shingo and haruka fall out of the tree)
Duet: so....
Milliardo: well...*he kisses her*

They make out for a while, until Duet remembers something
Duet: I’M HUNGRY!!!
Milliardo: okay, lets go out for a little while.

Shingo and Haruka hurry to climb into the back of the truck, while milliardo and duet get in the front. They go to Wendy’s, and then go back to the house and eat.
Duet: this was actually a pretty nice night....
Milliardo: yeah....
Duet: well, I think maybe I should go home now....
Milliardo: okay...*gives her a hug and then starts to kiss her*

THUD! Shingo and Haruka fall out of the back of the truck.
Milliardo: *blush* H-HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING?!?!?!
Haruka: Five minutes
Shingo: all night.
Duet: *walks up to both of them and smacks them*
Haruka and Shingo: *holding their faces* oww....
Shingo: at least tell me something....
Duet: WHAT?!
Shingo: what the HELL were you two doing in the bathroom?
Duet: millie burnt his hand so I was soaking it in warm water....
Shingo: oooohhh.....
Milliardo: hey I thought you two were at a bar....
Duet: I heard that shingo was babysitting!
Both: *look at the two hentai bakas* ............. *SMACK*
Duet: Ariel will hear about this.
Milliardo: So will mom an dad.
Haruka: you gonna tell them that you almost burnt down the house because you were all alone making out with a MAXWELL?
Milliardo: .....oh....BUT ariel will hear about this!
Shingo: ...shit.

***************
So believe me
It's not easy
It seems that something's telling me
I'm in too deep
And I'm trying to keep
Up above in my head
Instead of going under again
**************

Just then, who should show up but Heero and Relena!
Heero: ......what the hell is going on?!
Relena: Haruka? What happened to you?!
Haruka: ..........DUET AND MILLIARDO WERE ALONE IN THE HOUSE AND I WAS MAKING SURE NOTHING HAPPENED BUT MILL PUSHED ME AND SHINGO OUT OF THE TREE AND THEN HIT ME A BUNCH OF TIMES!!!!!
Heero: ......is this true?
Milliardo: Haruka lied to you and me about where he was going to be. Where did he tell you he would be?
Relena: at the library. Studying.
Milliardo: ....and what’s wrong with that picture?
Heero: HARUKA!!!
Haruka: *puppy-dog eyes* but daddy...mommy...Millie-chan was a bad boy.....
Heero: Both of you are grounded for 3 months.
Relena: Heero!
Heero: Maxwell, Winner, go home
Duet and Shingo: *run away*

Haruka and Milliardo go to their room. Relena is unable to make Heero be less strict with their punishment, so the twins stay in their room for 3 months. The End

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Wow that was fun! Any questions, comments, rants, or whatever email me! Triage_Barton@yahoo.com ^^
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