Disclaimer: I don’t own the characters in this story. I’m just borrowing them. The Neo Gundam Wing kids belong to Chibichibi chan and Nanami Tendo. If you like Haruka Yuy, this a story for you ‘cause it’s told from his point of view. ^.^
This is what could happen on a typical day for Haruka Yuy. Enjoy!6:00 am : Woke up to a splash of cold water thanks to dad. I have to think of a new prank to pull on him.
6:05 am : Got into a fight with Mill over who get’s to have the bathroom first. After using a two headed coin, I won. I hope he doesn’t clue in to what I did.
6:20 am : Trying to figure out what to wear to school today. It’s a choice between a baggy red tank top and shorts or a tight red tank top with shorts. I chose the baggy shirt and shorts since I didn’t feel like cutting off the circulation to my head anymore than I absolutely had to.
6:30 am : I TRIED to get some breakfast but mom burnt it as usual. The only edible thing in the house was dad’s Cocoa Puffs but I didn’t feel like having a gun shoved in my face today. Oh well. It looks like it’s breakfast at school again.
6:37 am : Mill and I get ready for school and after pestering him for a half an hour he let me use his math answers. I can read my brother like a book.
7:00 am : Mill and I hop in our car and head off to school. Since Shingo crashed his car the other day we had to pick him up, along with that banshee my brother calls a girlfriend.
7:25 am : As soon as we arrive at school, Shingo and I run off to the bathroom to barf. Mill was totally grossing us out with his being all lovey-dovey with that witch. BLECH!!! Makes me sick.
7:45 am : After "borrowing" some worms from the science lab, Shingo and I put half of them in Ariel’s locker and the other half in Duet’s. We should be hearing some major screaming soon.
8:00 am : While talking to these really hot chicks, Shingo comes running up the hall and past me with Ariel close behind, chucking knives at him. I guess she found the worms.
8:30 am : Homeroom. Shingo limps in and sits down beside me. "So, did she catch ya?" Shingo starts to wrap up a bunch of wounds with some bandages.
8:35 am : Saw Duet storming around the halls screaming out my name. UH OH!
9:47 am : Just got out of 1st class and I haven’t run into Duet. It’s my lucky day!
9:57 am : Spoke too soon. The witch finally caught me and ducked taped me to the wall in the main hall. I said it before and I’ll say it again... SHE IS SUCH A BITCH!!!
11:08 am : After hanging from the wall for an hour, one of the teachers let me down. I was late for class because of it and had to have one of my frequent talks with the principal. This guy could write my biography. He see’s me so often.
11:30 am : Walking into the principals office, he caught sight of me and
took about a dozen Tylonols. Somehow, I don’t think he’s happy to see me.
12:06 pm : Got slapped with a detention for tomorrow. That shrew is gonna
get it! It’s all her fault!!!
12:20 pm : Lunch. That’s enough to make me sick in itself!
12:36 pm : Ran into Ling in the gym and tried to pry him away from his
training. After pestering him for 20 minutes,
he finally gave in and let me show him some of the finer things in life. Like the girls locker
room.^.^
12:56 pm : Standing outside the bathroom while Ling tries to stop his nose
from bleeding so
profusely. The guy needs to get out more often. -_-
1:02 pm : Computer class. Yes! This is the perfect chance for me to get
back at the witch.
1:09 pm : Changed Duet’s file to say that she was a guy and fixed her
grades to be all F’s.
2:15 pm : Class is almost over. Thank kami-sama! When I get home I am
SO gonna sleep!
3:30 pm : After dropping Shingo off at his house, Mill and I went home.
Got in the house and went up to my room to get some special stuff.
3:40 pm : Found the special stuff and brought it downstairs. The
special stuff was glue. Super glue to be exact.
3:41 pm : I glued dad’s slippers to the floor. I told ya I would get
him back!
4:15 pm : Talked with Shingo and Triage on the internet for a while. I
think our training of Triage is coming along nicely. I’ve
got to remember to get him a pair of Hentai Squad sunglasses.
4:46 pm : Mom asked me to help her with dinner. I jumped at the chance.
I didn’t feel like eating toxic waste tonight.
5:27 pm : Dinner actually turned out to be edible! What a surprise!
5:29 pm : Dinner’s done and dad’s going to put his slippers on. ^.^ .
When he finds he’s stuck to the hardwood floor he started to curse like a sailor. That’ll
teach you to poor freezing water on me while I’m sleeping.
5:40 pm : Dad’s still pasted to the floor. Geez, he claims to be the
“Perfect Soldier” but he hasn’t even thought of taking his feet
OUT of the slippers. And everyone thinks I’m dumb!
5:41 pm : Mill pointed out to dad about taking his feet out of the
slippers. It looks like I’m in trouble but, you’re only in trouble if
you get caught. And I can run pretty fast.
5:50 pm : I’m in trouble!!! Apparently, dad is a fast runner too! And to
think, all this time I’ve been wondering where I get my speed from. O.O
5:51 pm : Oh yeah, this thorn bush is REALLY comfy! My father has no
sense of humor.
6:00 pm : I FINALLY pulled myself out of the thorn bush. Ouch! I hope
mom has some antiseptic left.
6:05 pm : NO! Mom no!! Not the IODINE!!!!NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:00 pm : Man! The iodine hurt more then the damn bush! Spent the last
hour dressing my wounds and now it’s time for my favorite
show...... BAYWATCH!
7:30 pm : Man, that Pamela Anderson can save me from drowning any day!
^.^
8:07 pm :
Went out to check on Wing Zero. Man what a hunk of junk! I’ll
bet if you kicked it, it would fall apart! *kick*
OOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!! Broken foot! BROKEN FOOT!!!!
10:00 pm: Just got back from the hospital. Dad wanted to snap my bone
back in it’s place himself but, dad’s really ruff when he does it! What is it with me and
pain today?
10:05 pm : I decided to read a little bit of my favorite magazines. I
don’t even have to tell you what the titles are! ^.-
10:30 pm : Bed time Tomorrow’s another day. I just hope God is finished
getting his kicks at my expense! *snore*.
Extra Note : All the "A day in the life stories" will some how be in relation to one of it’s counterparts. In other words..... They all fit together somehow.