By: Mistress Maxwell
E-mail: mistress_maxwell@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: Same old drill as the last three parts. I don't any of these characters.
After falling in the pond, Duet and Milliardo haul themselves out again, looking like, well, drowned rats.
Duet: Why did you drag ME in with you?!
Milliardo: Reflexes?
Duet: Aw, that's just great.......now I'm soaking wet!
Milliardo: *looks up from wringing out his shirt and sees Duet with her wet clothes clinging to her body* O.O;;; *gets a nosebleed*
~Meanwhile, back at camp~
Triage: *snickers from inside his tent* That was too funny!
Shingo: We've gotta do that more often!
Haruka: What? We don't do that enough?
Triage & Shingo: NO!
Ling: *pokes his head into the tent* What are you bakas up to now?
Shingo: *evil smile* Wanna do something to your dad?
Ling: Are you kidding me?! Father would murder me.........count me in.
Haruka: Hey, Ling man! I knew you'd come through! ^ ^ *they start to plot against Wufei*
When the boys exit the tent they find Heero returning with a huge furry thing slung over his shoulder.
All: ........?
Heero: *drops a huge deer in front of everybody* There's dinner. Hilde, cook it while I distract Relena.
Hilde: Hai.
Relena: *joins the group* Hey, what's goin- *get's kissed by Heero*
All: *sweatdrop*
Quatre: That's his idea of a distraction?
Haruka: Okay, on the count of three.........1........2..........3! *all three boys drop to the ground and start convulsing*
Ariel: I really wish you would grow up Shingo!
Shingo: *stops and looks at her* But Ariel, where's the fun in that?
Ling: *is watching everything when he gets a stick shoved in his face* EEEEeeeeee!!!!!
Yowamushi: Hey Ling! Look what I found! This neat bug! I brought it back while it was sitting on some pond scum! *looks proud of himself*
Ling: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Torrance: Lingy-
Ling: Don't call me Lingy Damn it!
Sally: *glares at him*
Torrance: As I was saying, he's just trying to show you something! *picks up the bug* Hey Yowamushi, you caught a water beetle!
Yowamushi: Did I? Yay! I wanna keep it! Please? Can I huh?!
Torrance: I don't see a problem with it *looks at Sally who nods in approval* Come on, let's go find a jar. *they leave*
Gin: Aw, is wittle Wingy scarwed of a wittle buggy! *starts laughing*
Ling: *turns red*..........
Nova: *smiles* Hey, I'm gonna go with them. *follows Torrance*
Sally: The things that child wants to keep.......
Wufei: *looks disgusted*........you and you're letting them keep bugs.......I should squish them all........
~Meanwhile~
Duo: ((Yup he's still at the river)) Ahh, this is so serene, it doesn't even matter if I catch a single fish.......*sigh*.......COME ON YOU STUPID FISH! TAKE THE BAIT!!!!!!!
Duet: *walks up behind him* Dad......
Duo: AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls in the river*
Duet: Dad! Are you okay?!
Duo: *comes up from underwater* Duet, don't sneak up on your poor old father like that!
Duet: I'm sorry dad, I just wanted to know if you were coming back to camp with Mill-chan and I?
Duo: *looks down* I guess I better. There's no fish here.
Milliardo: Here Mr. Maxwell, I'll give you a hand. *Duo reaches to take Milliardo's hand and winds up yanking the poor boy into the water along with him*
~Back at Camp…..~
Haruka: Eheheheh, let's hang Mr. Chang from a tree in the forest!
Shingo: Naw, to predictable…..
Ling: It has to be something cunning, father is very sharp! *looks over at Wufei as he "attempts" to start a
bonfire with crumpled up newspapers and lighter fluid*
All: *sweatdrop*………..
Triage: Oh yeah, your dad's cunning all right. About as cunning as chow mien……..
Ling: *major sweatdrop*
Haruka: I've got it! *whispers the plan to the other boys who all agree*
Shingo: Oh man, that's the perfect idea!
Ling: Yes, father will never suspect!
Haruka: Then it's settled, we start operation "Make Wufei look like a jackass at 1100 hours"
Shingo: Huh?
Haruka: 1:00 am……
Triage&Shingo: Ohhhhhhhhhh……….
Duet, Milliardo and Duo get back to camp……
Trowa: Christ! What happened to you three?!
Duet&Milliardo: Badger……
Duo: Them!
Trowa: *sweatdrop* Sorry I asked…..
Hilde: *hangs onto Duo* Oh, your all wet and…..ew! You smell like fish!
Duo:………….
Sieben: *is busy trying to get at his confiscated gun*
Noin: Sieben Peacecraft!
Sieben: *stops mi-step* Yes mother?
Noin: March back over here now!!!!
Sieben: Mother, I want my gun!
Zechs: We all want our guns……*gets a look from Relena* Not that doing without them is okay………
Heero: Oy Kami…….I need my Tylenol…..
Relena: We all do dear.
Heero: This was YOUR idea Relena!
Relena: I know. Good idea wasn't it?
Heero: ………….
~hours later after a bonfire~
Jade: I'm going to bed. After today, I need some sleep……
Relena: Good idea. I think we should all go to sleep.
All: *death glare at Relena*
Relena: Now!
Ashtear: *gets up and stretches her back* Fine.
~all go to bed except for our little Hentai Squad~
Shingo: You got everything 'Ruka?
Haruka: Shaving cream, nail polish, olives……yup that and more!
Triage: Good. Let's get started then.
Ling: Father will ground me for an eternity, but it'll be worth it…..
Shingo: Right Ling, just keep thinking that and you'll be fine. *all three boys creep towards Wufei's tent*
End Part 4
OOC: So what's gonna happen? What is the Hentai Squad and Ling planning on doing to Wufei? Will
Sieben manage to get his gun back? Tune in next time for the answer plus more sillyness!