Before Neo Gundam Wing - Side Story -
Wufei's life after GW.
Note: Takes place after Duo and Heero's story...
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Wufei starts pacing back and forth in the apartment that he lived in. Sally, who decided to come and visit him a week after Heero and Duo's wedding, watched him go back and forth. Wufei still in disbelief on what she had said a week ago keeps pacing back and forth hoping it would help him make sense of the situation. Finally after the hour of silence between the two of them Wufei decides to speak.
Wufei: ...This is your fault onna!
Sally: Excuse me?
Wufei: Did you not hear me? I said this is your fault!
Sally: Oh is it? Then why didn't the great Chang Wufei do anything
about it during the mission? Hmmm?
Wufei: Is it my fault that you can't keep you legs closed?
Sally: WHAT?!?! GRRR! I SWEAR CHANG WUFEI! WHY DID I EVER GO TO BED WITH YOU!?
Wufei: You tell me...
Sally: Damn sexist pig...! I hope my baby isn't like that!
Wufei: Humph! It's going to be a weak onna just like you...
Sally: *goes over to Wufei and smacks him* Don't say that! Besides... It's
your weak child...
Wufei: Humph...
Preventers office the next day...
Duo: Aww... My honeymoon sucked! Hilde was all like
"I want some ice cream with bacon and sardines on the
side..." AT THREE IN THE MORNING!
Heero: It could've been worse...
Duo: HAH! It's already as bad as it gets... When we got home Hilde's evil
Aunt Helen from hell was there all like... "Boy you better go get some more
food" and "Boy you're so lazy! I can't see why my sweet little Hilde
would like you...!"
Heero: Relena doesn't have and relatives if you don't count her adoptive
parents and Zechs...
Duo: Hmmm... Hilde's still got some cousins floating around... Probably as
bitchy as her aunt...
Heero: *looks over to see Wufei with a ton of paper work in front of him*
...
Duo: Hey it's Wu-man! HEY WU-MAN!
Wufei: INJUSTICE!
Duo: *goes over towards Wufei's desk* So Wu-man how's Sally? She gettin
moody? Askin for weird combinations of food in the middle of the night
preferably around three o clock in the morning?
Wufei: I have no clue as to what that onna is doing nor do I care about
her at the current moment...
Heero: *over hears* Another fight?
Wufei: Yes...
Duo: Ooooh! What was it about this time?
Wufei: It's none of your concern, Maxwell...
Duo: Well suit yourself... I'll stay out of your life... Anyways Heero
which do you think is a better name? Amy, Kendra, Ryan, Duo Jr. or Duet?
Heero: *completely ignoring the list of name Duo gave him* ...Heero is a
good name... or maybe Odin...
Duo: *sigh* I meant for you to pick from the ones I listed... And where
the hell did you come up with a name like 'Odin'?
Heero: ...That's my real name... I think...
Duo: So can I start calling you Odin now?
Heero: No... Call me by my code name... Heero Yuy...
Duo: Fine with me... ODIN!
Heero: ...
Wufei: ... Would you two weaklings go away from my desk with your
problems?
Duo: Fine then Wufei what are you going to call your kid?
Wufei: ....A weakling name that it deserves... Now go away!
Heero: ... What kind of name would a weakling name be...
Wufei: Why are you trying to interrogate me? Go to work and stop messing
around by talking to each other about your problems which no one else cares
about!
Duo: One more question please?
Wufei: Fine ask away...
Duo: So you and Sally gonna be the next ones to tie the knot?
Wufei: I will consider it... Now be gone with you two! *when Heero and Duo
are out of hearing rang...* Hah! Me marry that weak onna! ...Then again... It
makes sense... Maybe she'll stop being so bitchy if I do... Hmmm... I'd have to
buy a ring... and Chang Wufei is not going to get in touch with his feminine
side to get that onna a ring so I'll ask a fellow former gundam pilot that seems
to always be in touch with it...
Quatre: Why are you asking me?
Wufei: Because with your bad luck Winner you ended up living with 29
sisters so there for you should be of some help... *walks into the jewelry store
with the blonde boy*
Quatre: Are you sure you want to marry Sally? I mean she's a nice person
and all but are you sure Wufei?
Wufei: *looking at the rings and the prices* Yes I'm sure Winner...
Besides I'm hoping this could in some way show her I am a bit sorry for what I
did to her since she now has to have my weak child...
Quatre: *also looking at the rings* Do you have to call everything and
everyone a weakling?
Wufei: Winner... I didn't bring you along to discuss this... Now help me
find a ring for that onna!
Clerk: Are you having some trouble sir?
Wufei: No! Now go away weak onna!
Clerk: -_- That was rude... What about you ma'am?
Quatre: *looks around for a girl* Who? Me?
Clerk: Yes... Do you need any help?
Quatre: Umm... I'm with him...
Clerk: Oh I see you two are going to get married right?
Wufei: WHAT?!?! NO! GODS NO! I'M NOT LIKE THAT!
Quatre: I'm a guy... ^_^;
Clerk: Oh sorry sir...
Wufei: *after the clerk goes away* Stupid onnas...
Quatre: Ooo! That looks nice! *points to a ring with a diamond in the
middle and a small dragon design around it*
Wufei: Hmmm... I knew you could be of some use! *looks at the price*
15,000 CREDITS! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE WINNER? A BANK?!?
Quatre: Well you asked me to help...
Wufei: Oi! You're just like an onna! Wanting the most expensive thing
ever!
Quatre: ...
Wufei: *looks at it again* But... It should be worth it... Lets see how
much do I have anyway? *starts counting up his money*
4,000...4,050...5,000....6,000..................10,000.... It would appear I do
not have the required amount oh well pick another one Winner...
Quatre: You know... I could lend you some money...
Wufei: Hmm... To ask for money from the weakling Winner and have Sally
happy... or don't ask Winner and have Sally complain I got her a cheap ring... I
pick... The first one... Fork out the money Winner!
Quatre: Ok... *hands over 5,000*
Wufei: I'm not going to thank you Winner...
Quatre: I figured you wouldn't...
After that Wufei ran to Sally's apartment which was only a few blocks from his apartment complex and knocked on the door several times. After the fifth time Sally finally opened the door.
Wufei: ONNA!
Sally: Oh... It's you... What do you want Wufei?
Wufei: Onna... I... I wanted to... I wanted to... OH damn... Onna I want
you to marry me! *holds out the ring while looking off to the side*
Sally: *looks at him* Really?
Wufei: I would not waste my time and effort to get you the damn thing if I
didn't want to marry you onna...
Sally: Hmmm... And what if I say no?
Wufei: Then I shall commit suicide... Because you made me waste good money
on you...
Sally: Hmmm.... And if I say yes?
Wufei: ...I haven't gotten that far but I'm working on it onna...
Sally: Ok... Then my answer is... Yes...
Wufei: Good! Then we'll get married as soon as possible!
Sally: ....?
Wufei: I am not going through another big fancy wedding the way I see it
it should be done plain and simple... Get the paper signed and that would be the
end!
Sally: ...Well I didn't really expect something big from you... *sigh* But
since you probably spent all your money it'll have to do...
Wufei: Then it's agreed... Wait a minute onna... YOU NEVER AGREE
WITH ME!
Sally: I felt like agreeing and if you keep yelling I'll reconsider it...
Wufei: Fine... Since I'm going to live with you I shall find a home for us
and my weak child... Preferably somewhere far away from Maxwell and all of my
former comrades... Maybe China...
Sally: Don't push it...
Wufei: Fine... But whatever I pick you shall live in it and cook for me
onna!
Sally: WHEN DID I SUDDENLY BECOME YOUR MAID?!?
Wufei: Since you said you would marry me...
Sally: *starts trying to calm down* ...You win for now Wufei...
Wufei: I'm glad you see it my way onna! Good Bye onna... *walks off*
Sally: Bastard...
Since Wufei was a cheap bastard he couldn't afford a wedding
so... Instead they got the paper signed! It was ok but Sally would have preferred
a big wedding like Heero and Duo's double wedding. After that a week later they
moved to China so Wufei could "stay away from those losers!". At the
same time Duo's sister Jade was staying with him for a month. Jade tended to
give Hilde's aunt hell which was good to Duo.
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HAHAHAHA! That loser Wufei! It's a wonder why Sally still likes him... -_- Oh
well ze powa of Fanficion has prevailed! HAHAHA! Ok... Anyways time for me to
have a field day with the Trowa and Jade one!
-ChibiChibi-chan