Before Neo Gundam Wing - A Side Story
Duo and Heero's life after GW. 
Note:  The year is A.C. 200 around May when this is taking place.
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Duo came running up to Heero after he heard the news he just had to ask him something while they were walking through the Perventers building.

Duo:  Heero! Dude! Wait up!
Heero:  *turns around* Hmm?
Duo:  Is it true?
Heero:  Hmm?
Duo:  You asked Relena to marry you BAKA!
Heero:  Yes, why?
Duo:  Just wondering.... So when's the wedding?
Heero:  In a month or two...Why?
Duo:  *puts his hand behind his head* Just wondering... Say Heero...ya wanna have a double wedding?
Heero:  What's that and why?
Duo:  Well you see it's where you and me get married and you pay for it! 
Some Perventers in the hallway:  ...
Duo:  *notices it just got quiet* *points to Heero*NOT TO HIM! TO MY WOMAN!
Some Perventers in the hallway:  Ooooooh ok....
Heero:  Damn nosy bastards...
Duo:  *sigh*Anyways like I was saying...*starts to whisper* I kinda got Hilde pregnant and well just so happens she has an aunt and boy is she pissed but anyways she wants me to get married to Hilde now...and well I don't have money and I kinda told her I was a millionaire...and well you know...
Heero:  Your problem not mine...
Duo:  Aww! Come on! It's gonna be fun!
Heero:  Hmm..."fun"...I'll consider it...
Duo:  Really?
Heero:  Yes...

Heero walks off and Duo stands there. The other former Gundam pilots come out from their hiding places with med kits and boxes of bandages.

Wufei:  You surprise me Maxwell your still breathing...
Trowa:  What's even more surprising is he's still conscious...
Duo:  Heh...The God of Death does not fear a mere mortal like Heero... 
Quatre:  That's why you were scared to even ask for a month...
Duo:  Uh...I was messin with you guys! ^-^
Wufei:  Right...
Trowa:  So what did Heero say?
Duo:  You mean you didn't hear him?
Quatre:  It was a bit impossible to listen when Wufei was complaining about justice...
Duo:  Go fig...Heero said he'd think about it...
Quatre:  Really? That's great!
Duo:  Yeah I guess so...
Trowa:  The only problem is if Heero will say 'Yes'...
Wufei:  Oh well too bad for you Maxwell...
Duo:  Eh? What are you talking about?
Trowa:  When Heero says he'll think about it that's his way of saying no...
Duo:  ....How would you know?
Wufei:  We've asked him to do things many times and he says 'I'll think about it' and he doesn't do it...
Duo:  I'M DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
Quatre:  Well you did try Duo...
Duo:  THAT'S IT! It comes down to...*takes out a big book labeled 'Plans To Get Heero To Do Something For You Without Getting Killed... By Duo Maxwell'* PLAN ZZX123!
Trowa:  Exactly how many plans are there Duo?
Wufei: I don't think we even want to know....
Quatre:  Uhh...Duo exactly what does that plan do?
Duo:  I'm soooooooooooooo glad you asked Quatre...
Quatre:  For some odd reason I wish I didn't...
Duo:  This plan will for sure get me and Heero to have a double wedding! *holds up book in Quatre's face* If you want your own copy of *takes big breath* 'Plans To Get Heero To Do Something For You Without Getting Killed... By Duo Maxwell' it's only $19.00! *big smile* 
Quatre:  Uh...I don't want a copy....
Duo:  Aww come on! I've used the book several times and I'm still alive!
Wufei:  Knowing you Maxwell they all are bound to get you killed....
Duo:  Sure...But you don't know Plan ZZX123....It's going to work for sure!
Trowa:  What do you have to do?
Duo:  The last thing that would work on Heero...

A few hours later....

Duo:  So you see Relena I was thinking that maybe you, me, Hilde and Heero could have a double wedding type thing...
Relena:  You know Duo... Out of all the stupid things you've said to me in the past years... That sounds great!
Duo:  I knew you would agree with me! 

At that moment Heero comes in the door. Duo looks behind him and screams then  proceeds to jump out the window for some unknown reason to Relena...

Heero:  Relena you weren't thinking of going along with Duo's little idea were you?
Relena:  Of course I am!
Heero:  But Relena... It's stupid!
Relena:  I personally thought it was his first great idea!
Heero:  But Relena...It's a plan thought up by Duo!
Relena:  Why don't you be a bit more nicer to Duo...
Heero:  No and I'm not having a double wedding with...DUO! *starts to walk off*
Relena:  HEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOO! It's your mission to have a double wedding with Duo and Hilde or no sex on the wedding night!
Heero:  Mi-i-is-si-sion Ac-ac-ACCEPTED! DAMN IT!
Relena:  Good!*glomp* I love you Heero!
Heero:  *mumbles*Not enough...

A month later...

Duo:  Soooooo Heero what should we do for the bachelors party?
Heero:  I don't care as long as I don't get drunk enough to not remember who is who...
Duo:  Ok... If you say so...So who's house?
Heero:  Preferably yours...
Duo:  Done! Who do you want there?
Heero:  I don't care...
Duo:  Ooooook! I getta pick! Goodie! *instantly adds Zechs Marquise to the list along with the other Gundam Pilots*

Two days later at Duo's house.

Heero:  I still don't get the point of this...
Trowa:  Well your going to be a married man soon so this is to enjoy your single life before your stuck with Relena and a few kids...
Heero:  *eyes widen* Kids???
Trowa:  Well that's what tends to happen when you have sex! 
Heero:  *in shock* Kids?
Trowa:  Yep...
Heero:  Kids??
Duo:  HEY HEERO! Wuz up! *looks at the shocked Heero* Uh...Heero?
Heero:  Kids....
Duo:  Trowa! What the hell did you tell him?!?!
Trowa:  A bit of the facts of life...
Heero:  Kids...
Duo:  *waves hand in Heero's face* Heelllooo! Anyone home?
Heero:  Kids...*starts daydreaming*

Heero's Dream!

Heero walks through the door and is greeted by a pregnant  Relena...

Relena:  Hi Heero! 
Heero:  Hi Sweetie! How are you today?
Relena:  Fine... You?
Heero:  I'm tired! 
Relena:  *Suddenly starts to panic* Um Heero!
Heero:  *half way up the stairs of the humongous building* Yes?
Relena:  Uh...I think my water broke!
Heero:  What?!?!?

An hour or two later in Heero's dream world...

Duo:  Wow! Who would have thought Heero havin kids!
Heero:  Shut up!
Nurse:  Mr. Yuy! 
Heero:  Yes?
Nurse:  I have some good news for you! You have five beautiful girls and five healthy boys!
Heero:  WHAT?!?!
Duo:  *counts on his fingers* That's... TEN KIDS! YAY!
Heero:  ...Ten...Kids....
Duo:  Is that even possible to have ten kids?
Wufei:  *who appears out of nowhere!* Obviously so, Maxwell.
Quatre:  This is so great!
Heero:  WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT TEN KIDS?!?

Heero sees his life turn to hell in his dream. He is suddenly awaken by Duo after he threw some cold water on Heero.

Duo:  Good your still *click* ...alive...
Heero:  But you won't be for very long if you don't move...
Duo:  Heh...heh...heh... BYE! *runs*

A bit later the party starts and Heero instantly recognizes Zechs.

Heero:  *grabs Duo who is busy with a girl* WHY IS HE HERE?!?!
Duo:  Hey! Who?
Heero:  *points to Zechs* HIM!
Duo:  *looks in the direction* Oh...Zechs... I invited him!
Heero:  WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?!
Duo:  Gee Heero quiet down! You told me you didn't care who came soooooo I thought 'Hey why not invite Zechs-Mill!' that's why he is here! Now if you don't mind I would like to enjoy the last hours of my single life!

Heero decides to get drunk. About an hour later the ex-pilot of WingZero is drunk as hell and decides to go have a little 'talk' with Zechs.

Heero:  Hi...Zeeeeechs....
Zechs:  Hi...Heero...
Heero:  I'm sooooo happy your letting me fuck your sister!
Zechs:  WHAT?!?!?
Heero:  Yep...and I always thought you were a bad guy! I mean what kind of guy lets his sister not only marry his enemy but have some good sex with me!*takes big gulp of  beer* 
Zechs:  WHAT?!?!
Heero:  You ever wonder where your name came from? I mean it sounds like Sex but it's spelled Z-E-C-H-S! Odd eh? I stole mine from a dead pacifist dude!*another drink*
Zechs:  Yuy you've had too much to drink!
Heero:  Nu-uh! I can still walk! Ya know...*another big drink* Relena is sexy! I can't wait to go in bed with her! You don't mind do you? I'm sure you don't seeing how I am your enemy and she is your sister and we are going to be married soon!
Zechs:  SHUT UP!
Heero:  I wonder how good she is in bed...
Zechs:  SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Zechs gets out his gun and starts shooting at Heero. Heero instinctively pulls out his gun and misses pathetically. Soon everyone who is dunk start fighting. An hour later Heero, Duo, Trowa, Wufei, Quatre and Zechs are in jail.

Heero:  1001 bottles of beer on the wall 1001 bottles of beer take one down pass it around 1000 bottles of beer on the wall!
Zechs:  SHUT UP!
Quatre:  *also drunk* 1000 bottles of beer on the wall 1000 bottles of beer take one down pass it around...Uh what comes after 1000?
Trowa:  999!
Quatre:  Oh...Take one down pass it around 999 bottles of beer on the wall!
Zechs:  SHUT....UP!!!
Wufei:  That song is an injustice!
Duo:  Oh please! Shut up Wufei! I need some sleep!

Three days later Heero and the others are busted out. On the wedding day...

Heero:  I can't believe I'm going through with it... Should I even get married to her?
Duo:  Your choice I ain't holdin you back...
Heero:  *grabs Duo* I CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT!
Duo:  HEERO! Man! Get a grip!
Heero:  Duo I have a favor to ask you...
Duo:  Oh hell no! I ain't fallin for that again! Screw you!
Heero:  I promiss not to hit you back...
Duo:  ...Hmmm....ook why not? *starts to take aim* I'm not gonna hold back!
Heero:  Fine with me...
Duo:  Ok! Here goes! *makes it look like he's about to hit Heero in the face but punches him in the gut*
Heero:  ...*hits Duo back but in the face*
Duo:  AWW! DAMN YOU! AHH! SHIT! THAT HURT!*knock on the door* Oh shit...
Wufei:  What the hell are you two waiting for? A colony to fall down on you?
Heero:  ...That's not a bad idea right now...
Duo:  Ouch...We'll be out in a minute! *spits some blood out* Heero damn you! You almost knocked my tooth out!
Heero:  So?
Duo:  IT HURTS!
Heero:  Live with it and be happy I didn't hit you in the stomach...
Duo:  I'm suppose to be 'happy' about that? 
Heero:  Yes, now hurry up and wash your face before they decide to break down the door.
Duo:  *sigh* Gee I wonder what your kids are gonna look like. Even more act like.
Heero:  Who cares I'm not going to have any kids...
Duo:  Yeah sure whatever...

Meanwhile, Hilde and Relena are engaged in a similar conversation.

Hilde:  I'm so happy Duo and I are finally going to get married...
Relena:  What's even more surprising is Heero let us have a double wedding.
Hilde:  I've been think about what my baby is going to be like...
Relena:  You mean is it going to be like Duo and not pass in school?
Hilde:  No I'm sure it'll pass classes and be very smart and all.
Relena:  Right...If I have kids they all be pacifist and never have to touch a Gundam in their life!
Hilde:  Sure...I bet Heero would love that idea.
Relena:  Are you trying to say something?
Hilde:  I don't know...But wanting your kids to be pacifist and marring a gundam pilot aren't exactly a good mix...
Relena:  I know Hee-chan will agree with me! Besides there isn't anyone to fight anymore!
Hilde:  Well you never know...

Outside the room Heero and Duo are in...

Wufei:  What the hell is going on in there?
Trowa:  Perhaps they escaped...
Wufei:  ...*pounds on the door even more* OPEN UP YUY!
Quatre:  Maybe they're still getting dressed...
Wufei:  I doubt that...
Trowa:  Heero hurry up or I'll marry Relena myself!
Heero:  *Instantly comes out the door*
Trowa:  I thought that would work...
Duo:  Aww... It still hurts!
Heero:  Stop talking and it won't!
Trowa:  We were beginning to think you guys ran off somewhere....

The wedding went smoothly after this unless you count Heero pulling out his gun to say "I do". The reception also went smooth unless you want to count the fist fight between Heero and Zechs with Duo cheering Heero on. One other thing would have to be the large amount of food Sally had placed in front of herself to eat which got her glares fro everyone especially Wufei who just looked at her eat it like she hadn't eaten in years... Of course after a verbal fight everyone found out Sally was pregnant which got Wufei a bit pissed but he calmed down after his fifth bottle of champagne... As for the honeymoon Duo didn't get much of one since Hilde was pregnant with their child as for Heero and Relena... Heero was too busy typing on he's computer the whole time to notice Relena. 

End of Duo and Heero's part.

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As the title implies this is before my NGW story! I know I should have put this up before the story but... Hell! Anyways I'm doing this since most people wanted to know how blah and blah tied the knot and so on. So I decided to answer those questions by making this. If you liked it review if you didn't... Oh well. I don't care it wasn't made for anyone to like it. Anyways I'm going to go and do the next one maybe work on some of the original fic.. Ja!

-ChibiChibi-chan