Belly Dancing Denny's
Written by
~Scythe~

Disclaimer: I hate writing these things!! ......anyways I don't own any of these characters except for Milliardo's best girl friends Emily and Quasar. The NGW crew belongs to the wonderful ChibiChibi-chan.

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It was 8:15 am at the Peacecraft mansion when Miss Relena was cooking breakfast for her wonderful family. (oh my!)
Relena: *humming to herself* I just know their going to love my cooking improvement! ^_^*keeps cooking* 
Heero:*coming down stairs*....*yawn*
Relena: Oh, good morning Hee-chan! ^_^
Heero: What are you doing? Cooking?? *yawn, stretch, scratches his head*
Relena: Yes cooking...and you ARE going to EAT it right?..........
Heero:*yawn* I could just go g- *quickly, Relena pops her concoction into Heero's mouth*
Heero:*chew, chew*..........wow this didn't kill me........yet....
Relena: *death glare* ¬.¬...I'm going to call the boys down to breakfast...HARUKA....MILLIARDO....BREAKFAST!!
In the boys room...
Haruka: *yawn* What the hell does mom want now? *groans*
Milliardo: *yawn* I hope she actually decided to purchase breakfast this time. *stretch*
Haruka: Yeah...uh...Mill what does 'purchase' mean?
Milliardo:...O.O...WE'RE 17 YEARS OLD AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS!?!?
Haruka:* covering his ears * God damnit Mill, ya don't have to scream so loud!!!...Well.................what does it mean?
Milliardo:...It means to buy something.
Haruka:...OOOOOOO I knew that *sarcasm*
Relena:*from the kitchen* HURRY UP BOYS YOUR BREAKFAST IS GETTING COLD!!
Haruka and Milliardo finally decide to go down stairs only to find a very disturbing surprise...
Heero: Mmmm...good. *chew, chew*
Haruka& Milliardo: O.O QUICK!! CALL 911 DAD'S EATING MOMS COOKING AND HE'S GONNA DIE!!
Relena: Look I haven't killed your father yet...^_^ *sarcasm*
Heero: *swallow* You boys just get ready to call 911 just incase your damn mother decides to kill me ¬.¬
Relena: I love you to Hee-chan! *glomp*^_^
Heero:¬.¬...GET OFF OF ME!!!
Relena:...*sniff, sniff* ok...
Haruka: *sniffing the pan* It smells good mom. What is it?
Relena:...you don't want to know!
Boys: Oh, yes we do!!
Relena: *biting her lip*...squid...
Boys:*gagging* FOR BREAKFAST?!?!
Relena: I learned the recipe in my cooking class. Seeing how much you boys hate my cooking, I entered a cooking class so I could cook for my wonderful family.
Milliardo:*holding onto a chair for support* You actually took the time to take a cooking class?!?!
Relena: Well, yeah I had to. We kept running out of money cuz of your FATHER kept buying every meal every day.
Heero:...so
Haruka: Well...can we 'purchase' lunch today? heheh *getting hot under the collar*
Relena, Heero &Milliardo: ¬.¬
Haruka: WHAT DID I DO NOW?
Milliardo: *sigh*  -  *grabs chair and sits down* Kami-Sama 'Ruka just give mom a chance will you!?
Heero:*also sitting down* Haruka sit down or I'll blast you away...*signature HY death glare* ¬.¬ sit down now and eat!!
Haruka:*finally sits down*OK...ok I'll eat moms deadly cooking!
Relena: Oi! *slaps her forehead* I forgot to put it in the oven!
Boys: *anime fall*
Haruka:*still on the floor* Lets just all go somewhere and eat................PLEASE!!!!
Relena: *whining* I wanted to cook for you guys without spending money! *now sobbing* WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Boys: *holding their ears* JUST SHUT UP!!
Relena: *stops as instantly as she started, grabs her purse and walks out the door to the car* FINE! Lets go!
They all pile up into the car and drive around to find a 'decent' restaurant to eat breakfast at...so far they've past at least 17 Denny's, 12 Perkins, and 7 McDonalds and 2 Burger Kings and it is now 12:30pm. Lunch time.
Heero:...*screams like a child* I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! WOULD SOMEONE JUST PICK A PLACE TO EAT FOR KAMI-SAMA'S SAKE!!!!!!
Milliardo:...look there's the 18th Denny's we've passed*looks at the sign* O.o why does it say 'belly dancing special today, only $12.95' ?
Haruka: SWEET! I DIDN'T KNOW DENNY'S HAD BELLY DANCERS! *hops out of the car before they even parked and runs into the Denny's*
All:*sigh*
The rest of the loving family park the car, get out of the car, and walk into the Denny's where Haruka is waiting for them impatiently in the restaurant's lobby.
Haruka: *hands on hips* Where have you been? I've been waiting for you guys for THREE MINUTES NOW!!!!COUNT MY FINGERS 3 MINUTES!!
Relena, Heero& Milliardo:¬.¬ its only 3 minutes...
Lady:*smiling* can I show you to your seat now?
Heero:...¬.¬ we don't need your shitty assistance!
Relena: HEERO!!
Lady:*blink, blink* O.O ok...you may go seat yourself sir...a-a-and family.
Relena: uh...you'll have to excuse him...he's had a bad day...*takes Heero and Haruka to a window table*
Lady:.....I see.....
Milliardo: uh...Thank you anyways miss.*follows his twin and his parents*
At the breakfast table a belly dancing waiter shows up...
Belly Dancer: Hello! What would you like to drink today?
Haruka:*drooling* Uh......belly dancer cola.....shit.....I MEAN Coca-Cola.
Belly Dancer: O.O...s...u...r...e......o...k and you with the glasses what would you like to DRINK?
Milliardo: *looking up from the menu* um.... milk would be fine thank you.
Belly Dancer: ok and....um...you with the...the...gun what would you like to drink?
Heero: ¬.¬ beer...
Belly Dancer: uh...ok...and you miss?
Relena: um...*scanning the menu* water with lemon please, thank you.
Belly Dancer: *jotting it all down* ok I will be back with your drinks in a few moments.
All: Thank you!
Belly Dancer: *swishes away*
Haruka: What a BABE!
Relena: Stop it Haruka!! I'm sure your girlfriend Michiru would be upset if  I called her up and told her you were looking at other women!
Haruka: *not listening* look at that one over there Mill!!*pointing to another belly dancer* WOAH!!!
Milliardo: *still looking at the menu* no 'Ruka I don't want to look at any 'babe belly dancers' I am perfectly FINE with Duet, thank you!
Haruka: *out of his trance* I still cant believe you like that bitch!
Milliardo: Don't call her a bitch!! Your the bastard!
Haruka: Whatever...
Relena:*didn't even hear their vulgar conversation* What are you guys gonna have?
Heero: Must we choose something from this...this...this monkey ass retarded menu?
Relena: Yes!
Boys: THE MENU SUCKS!!
Relena:¬.¬ you are going to eat from it!
Boys: Fine!*cross their arms in front of them like little kids* Hmph!
Milliardo:*sigh* I guess I'll have the Two Egg breakfast with...*still scanning the menu*...a side order of hashed browns...and white buttered toast.
Relena: And you Haruka? What are you gonna have hunny?
Haruka:...um...the.....Granny's Omelet, with...a giant banana nut muffin. ^_^
Relena: You Hee-chan? What are you going to have?
Heero:*looks at the menu*...Omae o Korosu...*blasts the menu with his gun*
Milliardo: DAD WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO KILL ME??? *clutching his heart*
Relena: HEERO YUY!!
Haruka: COOL!! YOU ALMOST KILLED MILLIARDO!!
Relena, Heero&Milliardo: ¬.¬
Haruka: NOW WHAT DID I DO???
Belly Dancer:*serving them their drinks* Oh dear! Sir you're gonna gave to leave now there is no shooting menus allowed here...
Heero: Is that so? ...WELL I JUST DID IT!! SO ITS NOT A RULE ANYMORE IS IT?
Belly Dancer: O.o no...no...no i-its not a rule anymore sir.
Heero: Thank you!! Now get us our food!
Belly Dancer: Right away sir, right away! *runs to the kitchen and brings them back their food*
Heero: *death glare* ¬.¬ you didn't poison it did you?
Relena: HEERO YUY I'M SURPRISED AT YOU TODAY!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?
Heero: *ignoring what his wife said* answer my question!
Belly Dancer: No sir I didn't poison your food! By the way sir what is your name?
Heero:...Odin
Belly Dancer: o.O ok...because you look a lot like the great Heero Yuy.
Heero:...Odin
Belly Dancer: ok...Odin
Heero: Now go away so me and my family can eat in peace!!
Belly Dancer: Yes....Odin *walks away and laughs at his fake name*
Heero: *under his breath*...bitch
Relena: HEERO!! YOUR SLEEPING ON THE COUCH FOR 5 MONTHS MISTER!!
Heero:...so
Milliardo: Look there's Emily and Quasar! I'm gonna eat with them.*gets out of his seat*
Relena: Oh no you wont!*grabs Milliardo's tight black tank top*You will sit here and eat you brunch!
Milliardo: OWW!! Mom!! I cant eat here!! You guys are insane!!
Heero: Do what your mother says!
Milliardo: *sigh*...fine!
Relena: *looks over at Haruka reaching over the back of the seat*...Haruka..
Haruka: Yes mother...*sarcastically*
Relena: What are you doing?
Haruka: *holding a belly dancer's skirt behind him* nothing mom *smile* ^_^
Relena: Give me that skirt...NOW! *holding her hand out*
Haruka:*sigh* ok..ok..I confess I snatched the skirt off the waiter's nice fat ass...
Relena:*Gets up screaming* YOU WILL GIVE THAT POOR GIRL HER SKIRT NOW!!! OR ELSE THERE WILL BE NO MORE BELLY DANCING DENNY'S FOR YOU!*their waiter heres the scream and looks at her bottom half and scrams*
Haruka: NOOOOOOO!!*gets grabbed and lifted by the ear and dragged to their waiter*
Milliardo: *with his mouth full*Ha...ha...ha!*swallow*
Heero:*sigh* Lets go...
Milliardo: Hold on let me talk to my friends for a few minutes ok dad?
Heero: Fine fine fine go ahead....
Milliardo: Ok, dad...Ja!*gets up and goes to his friends table*
Heero: *thinking* I never knew there were belly dancers at Denny's...*out loud* RELENA!!!
*the whole restaurant stops what their doing and turns to look at Heero*
Heero:...go back to what you were doing......NOW!!*holding up his gun, then they all go back to eating*
Relena: Yes, Hee-chan...*out of breath from dragging Haruka*
Heero:...Milliardo is at his friends table and...*blushing*...I just didn't want you to be worried...
Relena: *glomp* Oooooo Arigatou Hee-chan! ^_^*you hear a large awwwwww from the customers*
Heero: SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO EATING YOUR POISONED FOOD!!*customers O.O*
Relena: HEERO!! Your having a very bad day...so...*getting all lovey dovey*.how about after brunch...*whispers in Heero's ear* ^_^
Heero:...O.O....*death  glare* why?...
Relena: Fine!*walks away from the table and goes and tries to find her other son*
Heero: *sighs a big sigh* Might as well eat the food...*chew chew* ... *swallow* Hey, this food is way better than Relena's shitty ass cooking....Mmmmmmm...good*chew chew*...*swallow*

After they happy family went home Heero decided to give in to what Relena wanted, Haruka managed to keep the Belly Dancer's Skirt, and Milliardo went to his friends house (I have no idea why)....So whenever they got up for breakfast on the weekends they had to give into Haruka's pleading and go to the Belly Dancing Denny's where they were, from then on, infamous in the Belly Dancer's eyes.

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--Well that's another one of my twisted fanfics...but I hoped you enjoyed it!^_^ I know I know I could've added more. I was starting to but as I added more it got stupider so I cut it off where it is now...so E-mail me for reviews Ja! Scythe~

P.S.~If your wondering about Summer Part II ... My friend and I have seem to come face to face with writers block...and...It's A Date doesn't have a second part so I hope I've answered if any questions you had. Ja!~

Scythe~
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