ANOTHER
SUMMER....What else could go wrong?
Disclaimer: HOW MANY TIMES DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS?! WE DON'T OWN
G-WING! ...But ChibiChibi-Chan and Nanami own NGW. And I own AS! So
there.....um...oh yeah....MWAHAHAHA!! (The characters used in this Spin-Off Are
not owned by the writer of this Spin-Off.)
Warning to
all who dare to read this! I'm on a caffeine high so most of this might not
make any sense what so ever...as for the disclaimer. I did that when I was
'normal'.
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A quiet
peaceful day on earth, we stop at the Winner mansion and hear some birds in the
tree. The they are scared away by a loud KA-BLOOIE!!!! And the birds scatter.
Shingo:
*Covered in soot* *Blink blink* Crap! I did it again!
Down in the
living room Quatre and Dorthy are watching the TV; yes Quatre is on vacation
for once.
Dorthy:
What was that!?
Quatre: *As
if it always happens* Shingo blew his computer up again.
Back in
Shingo's "Hell-hole"
Shingo:
*cursing out his now destoryed computer*
MOTHERFUCKINGPIECEOFSHITCARCOMPUTERCANGOTOFUCKINGHELLANDBACKGODDAMNFUCKINGGEEZUSCHRISTANYWAY!!!!!
Ariel:
*Climbs out from behind Shingo's bed and brushes herself off* Piece of shit
car?
Shingo:
*Giving his best attempt at the HY Death Glare to his computer* It's a song.
Ariel:
*rolls her eyes* *to herself* Why do I even bother?
Shingo's
cell rings. Surprisingly it's not destroyed aswell.
Shingo:
*click* WHAT?!
Haruka:
Woah dude! I heard an explosion all the way over here...lemme guess...ya blew
up your puter again eh?
Shingo:
Piece of shit! Yes...
Haruka: Ya
well anywhoo...Triage is here and guess what?
Shingo:
What?
Haruka
& Triage: *over the phone in one fast sentence barley understandble cause
they're yelling so loud* WEGOTTHENEWISSUEOFHENTAIMONTHLYBABY!!!
Shingo:
*blink* you did...?
Triage: YOU
BETCHA! SO GET YOUR ASS OVER MAN!
Shingo:
*Has left the house before the cell phone hit the floor*
Ariel: Shingo? Where'd you go?
Ariel
arrives home because she didn't bother to go over to the Yuy home after Shingo.
Trowa: Did
I hear what I think I heard a little while ago?
Ariel:
Shingo's computer blew up again. Trying to install that program of his is going
to kill us all.
Jade:
*comes out of the kitchen with a tray of sodas* Hi honey. Did you have fun?
Ariel:
*flops onto the couch* No...Not entierly.
Jade: Have
you seen Triage?
Ariel: I
know where he is.
Jade:
Where?
Ariel: The
Hentai Squad got the new issue....that tell you anything?
Trowa: Too
much info.
Jade: would
like a soda?
Ariel:
Thanks Mom. *Takes a soda and pops the can open, spraying cola everywhere* AH!
Jade:
Oh...I didn't think the explosion was that big.
Ariel:
SHINGO!
Heero,
Relena, and Millardo just get home, Milliardo runs up to his room to see if his
brother destroyed it.
Haruka:
Damn she's fine *drools on the magazine*
Shingo:
Dude you're getting mag all wet! *backs away*
Triage:
*Wipes off the drool with a cloth* Ya gotta quit that. But damn she's hot.
Milliardo:
HARUKA! THAT ROOM BETTER STILL BE IN ONE PIECE!
The door is
locked but the knob is turning furiously.
Milliardo: Haruka lemme in!
Haruka: OH
SHIT! *grabs the magazine and stuff it between his bed matresses just as
Milliardo bangs down the door* Hey Mill! Wazzzap!
Milliardo:
*Surveys the room* Nothing at all...
Shingo:
Welp...I gotta go...Ariel and I have a date.
Triage: Oh
yeah you're goin' up to the lake ain'tcha?
Shingo: You
betcha...this is gonna be so fun! *Dashes out of the room*
Milliardo:
you know he ain't comming back alive...
Haruka: Why
do ya say that?
Milliardo
& Triage: *give Haruka the "duh" glare*
Haruka:
O.o? *It .....finally......hits him upside the head(shot by Triage, GO
TRIAGE!)* Oh yeah that....Damn...do ya have to hit so hard?
Triage: to
get through to you? ....................yes.
Trowa just
found out about Ariel going up to the lake ALONE with SHINGO.
A very loud
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" can be heard from the Barton home.
Milliardo:
*winces at the sound* I think Mr. Barton just found out.
Haruka: Ge
Mill....Ya think?
Back at the
Barton estate.
Trowa:
*being held back by Nova and Jade from killing Shingo* ARIEL YOU ARE NOT GOING
WITH HIM!
Ariel: But
papa! I actually want to for once...and you won't let me? (Very BIG change in
Ariel's attitude)
Shingo:
*hiding behind Ariel* Ya man listen to your daughter
Trowa: ERRR!!!!
Shingo:
*ducks down* eEP!
Ariel:
Papa..can you just calm down for a moment? I just want to tell Shingo
something.
Trowa:
*breathing VERY heavily* fine... *relaxes only a bit*
Ariel:
*takes Shingo towards the door and whispers to him* Ok look...I actually want
to go with you somewhere where you can be an idiot all you want and I don't
have to worry aobut witnesses when I kill you...
Shingo: Eh
heh heh...O.O
Ariel:
...So do as I say...and we can get out of here. Now...go out to the car and
start it up...make sure it's in gear, I'll come running out of the house. The
moment I jump in We're outa here. Got it?
Shingo:
*nods*
Ariel:
good...now go out there and get it ready.
Shingo:
right...*opens the door and walks out to the car*
Back in the
living room
Ariel:
*runs past the entrance up the stairs as fast as she can grabs her bag and runs
out the door* BYEPAPAGOINGTOTHELAKEWITHSHINGO!
Trowa:
*blink* *then it hits him* WHAT?!?!?!?!!??!!??! *Dashes off the couch literally
draging his wife and son with him*
Shingo:
C'MON!!! *accidentally hits the gas and the car moves off just as Ariel jumps*
Ariel: AH!
*hits the ashfalt*
Shingo:
Sorry hon!
Ariel:
*While cursing out Shingo she jumps into the back seat of the car and they
speed off with her father bearing down on them, but being slowed down by Jade
and Nova...which are still being dragged along* That was close! *glomps Shingo*
Thanx for getting me away from Psycho Parent for awhile!
Shingo:
*Has one hand on the steering wheel while the other one around Ariel* You're
quite welcome.
Ariel: Even
though you're such a baka boy...you can be pretty sweet sometimes.
Shingo:
When I try.
Meanwhile,
back at the Yuy mansion Haruka and Milliardo are having a bit of a quarrel.
Haruka: No
way Mill. I am not giving you the Cocoa Puffs!
Milliardo:
But I want some too!
Haruka: NO!
Milliardo:
YES!
Heero:
*happens to walk in when the cereal box is about to riped in half* *slow-mo*
Nooooooooooooo!!! *Dives for the box and grabs it away from his sons just in
time whiel rolling to a halt the box gentally set down beside him, he pulls two
guns, one on each kid* Omae O Korosu if I ever see you even thinking of eating
my cereal again!
Haruka:
Geez dad it's just cereal!
Heero:
*fires a shot at Haruka's feet as Relena walks into the kitchen*
Haruka: AH!
*jumps into his mother arms*
Relena:
Haruka get down! *Drops him on his ass*
Haruka:
Owie! *rubs his rump*
Relena:
Heero! Why are you shooting at our son?!
Heero:
*clutching his box of Cocoa Puffs like a little child* He insulted the cereal!
Relena:
*rolls her eyes* Heero Yuy, it is your mission to not kill our sons if they
want your cereal.
Heero:
Mi-i-i-i-ssssssion.......Ac-Ac....Accepted FUCK! ...in the immortal words of
Wufei...INJUSTICE!!!!
Sally:
WUFEI STOP YELLING IN THE HOUSE!
Wufei:
*engaged in a thumb war with Ling(thumb war? The hell?)* It wasn't me Onna!
Ling:
*Beats his father into the ground at the thumb war* JUSTICE!!
Wufei:
INJUSTICE!!!!!
Sally: WUFEI, LING! STOP YELLING IN THE GOD DAMN HOUSE!
Meiran:
WAHHH!!!!
Ling,
Sally, & Wufei: O.O;
On a
country backroad somewhere in the hills, Shingo is taking the
corners....well....
Ariel:
*Grabbing onto the dash board* SHING-O! SLOW-DOWN!
Shingo:
*Slams on the brakes, causing the car to start moving at 5mph*
Ariel: Oi..
A black van
comes up behind them, one guy pops his head out of the passenger side with a
AR-35! He starts blasting at the two.
Shingo:
What the fuck?!
Ariel:
Shingo! What's going on?! *Ducking onto the floor*
Shingo:
*trying to keep the car on the road as the van starts ramming them* I dunno!
Suddenly
the van rams them on the driver side pushing the car off a cliff...
Shingo:
WOAH!!!!!
Ariel:
AHHH!!!!!
SPLASH!
They landed in the lake.
Shingo:
*getting a baring on his surroundings, then looks behind and sees...*
Well...we're here.
Ariel:
*Looks behind and sees the cabin* Thank god! *jumps out of the car and wads
through the water to shore*
Shingo:
*grabs their bags, holding them above his head while trying to get to shore*
Ariel:
*jumps at Shingo causing him to fall backwards into the water*
Shingo:
*amazingly he threw that bags to shore before falling/being forced, into the
water* AH!
Ariel:
*holding Shingo under the water choking him* YOU BASTARD! YOU ALMOST GOT ME
KILLED!
Shingo:
*blub blub* *Grabs Ariel's arms and forces her to let go of his neck, she falls
backward as he sits up gasping desperatly for air*
I-didn't-run-the-car-off-the-road *between gasps*
The two
finally get back to shore after arguing about this for 20 minutes. The van
pulls up to the cabin and the gunner sticks the gun and his head out again, but
this time he only had a hand gun. He shot Shingo twice in the chest and then
the van left as quickly as it came.
Shingo:
*falls backwards onto the ground after being shot*
Ariel:
SHINGO!
Shingo: *
pool of blood forms around his body*
Ariel:
Shingo! No! *falls onto her knees holding Shingo's head up* *starts crying*
Shingo...please don't die!
Shingo:
Fucking bastards! *raspy* Damnit *raises his hand to where he was shot*
Ariel:
*continues crying* how can this happen so fast...we didn't even get to the door
step.
Shingo:
Uh...Ariel...I think this is the end...it's been a great life...but well...eh
heh heh *coughs up blood* You may not think it..but I wanted to tell you
something...I love you Ariel
Ariel: But
Shingo...I'm so sorry for being mean to you...I love you too.
Shingo:...heh
*falls limp*
Ariel:
Shingo...
Back at the
Winner mansion
Dorthy:
*shocked look on her face, horrified is more like it*
Quatre:
Dorthy? What's wrong?
Dorthy:
*very quiet* .....Shingo....
***
END OF PART
ONE! ...So....what do ya think? heh? Heh? Well? SHINGO'S DEAD?! WHAT?!?!?!
AHHH!!!
Haruka:
NOOOO!!!!!!!
Spike: The
hell?
Haruka:
Wait...I ain't s'posed to know yet am I?
Spike:
No....Now quit talking!
Haruka:
YESSIR!
Tell me
whatcha think! spike_the_vampire56@hotmail.com (It's because I play the game
THE TWISTED TALES OF SPIKE McFANG too much..not because of BTVS. And because
I'm obsessed with vampires.)
JA NE! ^_^