Yet Another Maxwell Freak
By A couple of freaks (aka erica & harmony: Hentai_Squad@yahoo.com)
Disclaimer: we dont own any of these characters, except for Harmony's character, Jess, and Erica's character, Michiko
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The year...is After Colony 200. Date: January 5th

One day, the doorbell of Erica and Harmony's apartment rang
Harmony: *through the intercom* Hello?
Duo: *through sobs, in broken speech* L-LET ME IN!!!! *starts pounding on the door. Harmony rushes to open it, and Duo falls on the ground*
Harmony: *picks up Duo, GLOMP!* WHAT HAPPENED, DUO?
Duo: *still crying* H-hilde got mad at me for some stupid shit!

Erica walks up
Erica: let me guess, you lost the remote and threw the tv out the window?
Duo: No
Harmony: Don't be so mean!
Erica: sorry......
Duo: *stops crying* um...could you help me get....a new woman
Erica: is this what this is all about?
Duo: *nod*
Erica: you know Duo, you and Hilde might get back together...
Duo:.....YOU DONT KNOW THAT!!
Erica: yes I do!
Harmony: I'LL be your new woman Duo!
Duo: .....

The next day.....
Duo: *crying again* aaaaaah!!!! i need some love!!!
Harmony: I"LL love you DUO!
Duo: ... >.< NO!!!!!
Harmony: *glomps Duo anyways*
Erica: fine. Ill give you a ride downtown BUT THATS IT!

That night, after Erica dropped off a very depressed Duo in downtown, Duo started getting piss drunk. Then he met a beautiful girl named Michiko Sasaki. She was tall, with black hair and green eyes. She was also skinny, light-skinned, and most importantly, big-breasted.
Michiko: Hi. Youre cute . Whats your name?
Duo: 36E
Michiko: how the hell did you know my cup size?
Duo: ...what?
Michiko: I said, whats your name?
Duo: Im duuuuo maaaxwell, a.k.a. sinigaaaaami
Michiko: im Michiko Sasaki
Duo: can i buy you a drink?
Michiko: you can buy me two
Duo: okay

That night, you can only guess what those two drunkards did.. After duo got back to erica and harmony's house......
Hilde: AND JUST WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN DUO MAXWELL?!
Duo: ....I dont remember...

Eighteen years later, a black haired woman with green eyes and large boobs showed up to the door of Heero's house along with a boy of 18 who also had black hair and green eyes in a Marilyn Manson t-shirt, a fishnet shirt underneath, and very large pants
Michiko: *knocks on the door*
Haruka: *opens door* hey, youre hot! How old are you
Michiko: Im 38!
Haruka: thats old! I mean....*pokes the boy's pants* theyre huge!
Boy: could you stop that. If you dont i will kill you.
Haruka: you are you related to my dad?
Boy: my name is Jess Maxwell
Haruka: AAAH! YOUR RELATED TO THE WITCH! That makes you a wizard!
Jess: does Duo Maxwell live here and WHY ARE YOU WEARING SHORTS AND A TANK TOP IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER?!
Haruka: no and because my daddy dresses me!
Jess: ......
Haruka: NOT LIKE THAT!!! HE JUST PICKS WHAT I WEAR!
Jess: thats better. where does Duo Maxwell live?
Haruka: two houses down!

Michiko and Jess go to Duo's house and knock on the door
Duo:*opens the door* ...*drool* 36E....
Michiko: good old Duo...
Duo: ...sorry, do I know you?
Hilde: Duo, who's at the door?
Duo: some lady and a kid wearing black lipstick..
Hilde: *walks to the door* can we help you?
Michiko: yeah, were trying to find my son's father.
Hilde: oh, that's sort of sad.....what's his name?
Michiko: .....
Jess: my father's name is Duo Maxwell
Duo & Hilde: .....
Duo: ....um...what are you talking about?
Michiko: you mean you don't remember? Well, I guess you don't, i mean, you were drunk as hell, and the whole time we were...well, you know...he kept calling me Hilda or something like that....
Hilde: Hilde?
Michiko: yeah, that. You mean you really dont remember?
Duo: i....dont...i mean....when was this?
Michiko: Jess was conceived on January 6th, A.C. 200
Duet: *walks to the door* Daddy, if we have company, you shouldn't make them stand in the cold.
Michiko: thank you, young lady, and you would be...
Duet: I'm Duet Maxwell
Michiko: Look at that, Jess, you have a sister...well, half sister.
Duet: WTF?!?!?!?!

They all go into the living room and sit down.
Hilde: now, Duo, EXPLAIN!
Duo: well, it was about 18 years ago... i'd lost the remote, and threw the tv out the window...
Erica: *pops up out of nowhere* I KNEW IT! *leaves*
Everyone: ...
Duo: ...so she said i was wasting what little money we had, and that it was over. I was afriad to be alone, so i went to some freinds and asked them to hook me up with some chicks. One of them took me downtown to a bar and left me there. I sarted getting drunk, but thats all I remember.
Michiko: after that, he met me, and we got a hotel room. I never saw him after that....
Hilde: so...Jess was the product of that night?
Jess: you could say that.
Hilde: but, why did you wait until now to find Duo? If you want to slap him, I'll take care of that for you...
Michiko: if you want the truth...i have skin cancer. I noticed how light i was and sort of fell asleep in a tanning bed for....6 hours....and i need someone to take care of Jess. I mean, hes been alone before, but i think he needs to know you.
Jess: i told you mom, ill be okay on my own.
Hilde: no, I wont have that. You can stay here.
Jess: oh, fine.
Duo: do...how long do you have to live, Michiko?
Michiko: two weeks. I wanted to find you before that.
Jess: i'm just relieved i'm not related to that blonde moron.
Duet: oh the little boy who still needs his daddy to dress him?
Jess: ...yes.
Duet: i hear you.
Jess: i knew him for 29 1/2 seconds, and i already dont like him.
Duet: Haruka's a stupid, self-centered, stuck-up, not to mention insane, PERVERT!
Jess: ......
Duo: HEY!
Jess: what?
Duo: don't go all "Trowa" on me!
Jess: ...*to himself* "Trowa", hmm? I guess I finally get to meet the guy Howard always talked about...
Hilde: you mean you STILL haven't forgiven him for marrying your sister?
Jess: ......does that mean im related to this Trowa guy?
Duo: unfortunately, yes.
Duet: and because of that, you have a cousin who acts just like Haruka!
Jess: *shudders violently*

Hilde: well, Jess, you wouldn't mind sharing a room with you mom until....well...
Jess: sure.
Hilde: i know it's a cupboard, but its really big!
Jess: *walks in* ...*to himself* the cupboard under the stairs, huh? Now all I need are the big round glasses and a magic wand....*looks around* well, i guess it is sort of comfy....

Two weeks later, Michiko died. They decided to hold her funeral, and have Duo give the eulogy
Duo: ....and so even though I was too drunk to remember how we met, or anything she told me before or after we fucked, during the two when I was sober, she was kind, and .....Duet whats this word?
Duet: COURTEOUS!"
Duo: yeah that...to our entire family. Thank You.
Duet: *turns to Jess* aren't you at least going to cry?
Jess: ......why should I?
Duet: she's your mother, for god's sake!
Jess: .....

They arrive at the Maxwell residence, and Duet is still puzzled as to why Jess didn't seem to care about his mother.
Jess: im going to my cupboard. *to himself* everyone I get close to ends up like that. Maybe I should just leave......
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Sad, huh? Or just eerily strange? Well Harmony made the guy up! But if it wasn't for him, all the new gundams would still be made out of just regular Gundanium Alloy.
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Name: Jess Maxwell
Age: 18
Date of Birth: October 7th, A.C. 200
Hair: Black
Eyes: green
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 130 lbs (hes very skinny)
Looks: as you can tell, hes gothic, but hes got Sweet Little Shinigami's face....
Personality: sort of a mix of Heero and Trowa. He rarely talks, except of course, in this fic. When he does talk, its usually a swearword (and hes got a british accent). He doesn't like anime and mangas unless they're depressing. Read more about Jess's past and experiences is Erica's upcoming Songfic: "Darkness"