NGW Omake: The Hospital Trip of Hell: Millardo and Haruka’s Birth

By: Sword_Master

Disclaimer: NGW belongs to Chibichibi-chan and Nanami Tendo. Any other people claiming to take credit of NGW, are just a bunch of losers trying to act cool when they are just asses.

A/N: Well, this time, our “Perfect Solder” has his turn at having kids. The date, by the way, is April 8, AC 201.

At the Peacecraft/Yuy mansion, we find Heero reading the morning paper and drinking coffee (in case your wondering, the coffee mug has OMAE O KORSOU printed on it with guns surrounding it) when Relena suddenly cries out for Heero.

Heero: * reading the paper *

Relena: HEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOO!

Heero: * holding his ears upon hearing the yell (hey, she is only 1 room away and she is indoors, I think it would hurt anyone if anyone screamed that loud in a house) * What is it Relena?

Relena: My water broke!

Heero: WHAT?!?

We soon find Heero driving like a mad man down the streets of the Sanq Kingdom, running 5 stop lights, 6 stop signs (he hit 2 of them), almost hit 4 kids, and actually hit 1 kid (Don’t worry! Heero hit the kid going 3 mph. (he hit the breaks cause he arrived at the hospital :P)). Now, we find Heero pacing around in a waiting room when Duo and Quatre walk in.

Heero: * paces around, then sees Duo and Quatre walk in * What do you want?

Duo: We heard about the good news! Congratulations!

Quatre: We are so happy you are finally having a baby!

Heero: * continues to pace, then grabs Duo by the shirt * Duo, what if Relena has 10 kids?!?!?

Duo: I wouldn’t know, but why did you grab my shirt?

Heero: * sets Duo down * Sorry, reflexes. But what if she has a rather large amount of kids!?!

Quatre: The best thing is not to worry.

Heero: What is there not to be worried about! My whole life is about to change!!!

Nurse: Mr. Yuy?

Heero: * Faints *

Nurse: What is wrong with him?

Duo: He worried himself too much.

Nurse: Oh…

2 hours later, we see Heero waking up in a hospital room with Duo right in his face.

Duo: Good morning sunshine!

Heero: * whips out his gun * Omae O Korosu Duo.

Duo: He is ok.

Quatre: * is also in the room * Heero, how did you manage to get the gun into the hospital?

Heero: Do you need to know?

Duo: * swipes Heero’s gun when he isn’t looking * Yoink! * a security guard walks by and sees Duo holding the gun. Duo gets dragged off to the security room where is he questioned by the guard. *

Heero: * now notices Relena with 2 babies in her arms * So, those are my spawn?

Relena: They are your babies, not your spawn!

Heero: Babies, spawn, what is the difference?

Relena: I would smack you, but I have Millardo and Haruka Yuy in my hands!

Heero: Do not tell me you already named the spawn…

Relena: They are not spawn! * thinks for a moment * Heero, your mission is to not use the term ‘spawn’ when referring to your children and to accept there names!

Heero: Mi-s-s-ion Acc-e-p-t-t-ed. DAMNIT! You did it to me again…

Relena: * Smirks * I know you like the back of my hand. * Looks at the back of her hand * I didn’t know there was a scab there…

Heero: …

Relena: Here, why don’t you hold this baby * hands Heero Millardo * and you practice on how to hold a baby. Quatre, you help him. I would, but I have to stay in bed. Doctor’s orders!

Heero: * holds Millardo in his hands for a moment, the Millardo slips out of his hands * Oh shit…

Quatre: * dives down to catch Millardo, and makes the catch, but poor Millardo hit his little head and got hurt * Heero! Watch it when you hold a baby!!! * tries to calm down the now crying Millardo *

Heero: Quatre, let me try something. * whips out another gun and points it at Millardo. This causes Millardo to laugh when he sees the gun, thinking it’s a toy. *

Relena: Heero! Because of your poor handling of kids, you are banished to the couch for 1 month!!

Heero: But Relena…

Relena: No buts mister! These are my babies as well as yours! You know that!

Heero: * grumbles * Just wait until I form them into Gundam Pilots…

Relena: What did you say about Gundam Pilots? OH NO! Your not letting our kids fly those machines of war!! Its against my beliefs!

This argument continues on and on. Heero ended up having to sleep on the couch for 2 months, but that wont stop him from training the babies when he can…

A/N 2: This ends another one of my Omakes. The next one I will do? Who knows? Comments? Flames? Send them to kylegarlow@hotmail.com. Later.