NGW Omake: Hospital Trip from Hell, Ling’s Birth

By: Sword_Master

Disclaimer: I own nothing here. NGW is the property of ChibiChibi-chan and Nanami Tendo.

A/N: Again, OOCness and more craziness… and this happens on January 1, AC 201 (Yes, the same day as Duet is born.)

Soon after Wufei arrives home after seeing Duo’s ‘weak onna’ have a ‘weak onnako’, he discovers that Sally’s water just broke, Wufei almost shits his pants when he hears this, and drives Sally to the hospital, running 3 stoplights, 2 stop signs, and almost ran over 5 kids. Soon, Wufei is waiting in the waiting room, and occasionally screams at Sally not to be a weak onna. Duo, just hearing that Wufei returned, came down to see him.

Duo: * with a smile * So, Wu-Man, Sally is finally having your kid now, eh?

Wufei: Shut up Maxwell * turns to the doors * Come on, stop your screaming weak onna!

Sally: * from room * I would like to see YOU try doing this! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Wufei: …

Duo: Haha, look who the weak onna is now!

Wufei: SHUT UP MAXWELL! * Duo and Wufei get into a fight that isn’t broken up until 2 guys come out with cattle prods *

Duo: * gets zapped * OW! He started it…

Wufei: Did not! * gets zapped * OW! INJUSTICE! * hears Sally scream again, and yells something about her being weak. Duo takes this time to ‘borrow’ a cattle prod and zap * OW! Die Maxwell! * turns around to hit Duo, but Duo zaps him again, causing Wufei to fall over*

Duo: Whoops, I accidentally set it to high. Oh well, Hilde needs me more! * leaves for Hilde’s room *

Wufei: I….n….jus….tice…. * faints *

2 hours and 1 kid later, we find Sally and Wufei in the same hospital room as Duo and Hilde. The rest of the G-boys were just notified, but none of them could make it cause it was about 11:00pm, so they decided to wait until tomorrow to see Wufei’s new son.

Duo: * getting in Wufei’s face * Sooooooooo, what are you going to name him!

Wufei: Get out of my face Maxwell…

Duo: * turns to Sally * Can I hold him?

Sally: Of course you can.

Wufei: INJUSTICE! Your going to let Maxwell hold MY son?!?

Sally: Don’t INJUSTICE me mister! All you did while I was having OUR son was fight with Duo! You can let him hold our son for a few minutes, or your on the couch for a month!

Wufei: * grumbles something about weak onna and justice, but hands over the baby to Duo *

Duo: Awwwww, he is so cute! * the baby grabs Duo’s braid * Ow! Lets go! OWWWW! * the baby just pulls harder* OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Wufei: Heh, it seems that the my son doesn’t like you.

Duo: * gives the baby to Sally * Well, at least I know Duet will never do that! * picks up Duet, only to have his braid tugged on again * OWWWW! Not you too!

Hilde: I think you should get your braid cut off…

Duo: My b..b..br..braid!! No way in nine hell will I cut my braid!!

While Duo and Hilde aruge about Duo’s braid, Sally and Wufei argue over there sons name. These arguments last for about an hour, with Wufei wanting to call his son Justice. Eventually, he gives up, going with the name Ling. Soon after, Wufei turns his attention to the arguing Duo and Hilde.

Duo: For the last time, I AM NOT CUTTING OFF MY BRAID!

Hilde: Fine, don’t cut off your braid. Let your kid tug on it for all I care.

Wufei * draws his katana and swings at Duo’s braid, getting about 6 inches off *

Duo: My braid! How dare you!! * gets into another fight with Wufei that lasts for 2 more hours until Duo just falls asleep in mid-swing *

Wufei: * tired as hell * Haha! Maxwell is still weak… * passes out on the floor as well *

Well, there is Ling’s birth as well for all of you lucky readers. Next up, who knows? When will I put it up? When I feel like it. Comments? Flames? Send them to kylegarlow@hotmail.com. Later.