Author: right, disclaimer, I don’t own Chibi-Chibi-Chan’s version of NGW, hot pockets, or Hammerspace. I own Hoshi and the so-called plot that’s about it! 

 

Neo Gundam Wing: Hammerspace Adventures part 1

 

Haruka: Dude! What is it?

Milliardo: It’s a Hammerspace investigator

Haruka: In English please?

Milliardo: It’s a machine that let’s us go inside of Hammerspace

Haruka: Oh! I get it! What does it do again?

Milliardo: AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGH! ::Smacks his head on the wall::

Haruka: Hey! What does this button do? ::Reaches for the shiniest button::

Milliardo: HARUKA! NOOOOO!

Haruka: ::Pushes the button::

Machine: ::Whirs to life and sucks Haruka and Milliardo into the Hammerspace dimension::

***

(In Shinimegami’s version of the NGWing Dimension)

 

Hoshi: What did Uncle Duo get out of the back of Hentai Monthly THIS time? ::Glaring at a machine that SERIOUSLY looks like the Hammerspace investigator before kicking it::

Machine2: ::Sucks Hoshi into the Hammerspace::

***

(Back with Haruka and Milliardo)

 

Milliardo: YOU IDIOT! ::Thwaps him up the head::

Haruka: Owies!

Milliardo: Do you know where this is?

Haruka: Umm…

Milliardo: THIS IS YOUR HAMMERSPACE!

Haruka: Great! Maybe I can find the gun I lost!

Milliardo: D’oh! We are stuck in this vast space of… emptiness ::Gestures to what looks space except there’s an ‘invisible floor’:: and he looks for his gun!

Haruka: ::tuned out looking for the gun::

::Suddenly a void opens up and a girl with brown hair and blue eyes, wearing a black tube top and red short shorts falls on top of them- Chibiusa style::

Hoshi: WHERE THE HELL AM I!? SOMEONE DIES NOW!

Haruka: ::Slowly looks up:: whoah!

Milliardo: Why, God, why!?

Hoshi: ::Realizes that there are two others in the ‘room’:: who are you?

Milliardo: Let me explain. I made this machine that could let you into Hammerspace, he pushed the button ::Jerks his thumb over his shoulder to Haruka:: and zapped us in here

Hoshi: Found a machine, kicked it, ended up in here

Haruka: FOUND IT! ::Holds up a gun-shaped thinger::

Milliardo: THAT’S NOT YOUR GUN! THAT’S THE ESCAPE DEVICE I PUT IN HERE EARLIER! WE’RE SAVED!

Hoshi: o.ô okkkkkkkaaayyyyyyyyy then

Milliardo: well anyways, if you’re in the dimension, give us a call! My name’s Milliardo, he’s Haruka. Our parents our Relena and Heero Yuy

Hoshi: WHA! Those’er my parents!

Milliardo: Maybe, when we got zapped into the Hammerspace, you were our dimensional counterpart so you came with us too (Author: give the man a prize!)

Hoshi: ::In Lalaland with big heart eyes looking in Haruka’s direction:: right, whatever, name’s Hoshi

Haruka: ::Drops the escape device on his foot, and as well all know, Haruka enforces his shoes with Gundanium so the device breaks in two::

Milliardo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ::Goes into his Hammerspace and pulls out a small set of tools and runs over to the broken device:: my poor baby!

Hoshi: has your brother got some kind of mental problem?

Haruka: Nah! That’s me

Hoshi: Oh brother -_-V

Haruka: Do you have anything to eat in your Hammerspace?

Hoshi: yeah! Tenshi’s always putting stuff in my Hammerspace **Goes into her pocket and pulls out a microwave and a box of Hot Pockets™** how on earth does she think of things? ::Heats two of them up and tosses one to Haruka::

Haruka: Thanks! ::eats it within two seconds::

Hoshi: ::eats hers, watching the speed-eating wonder inhale his, feels slightly sick:: for Crissake! Eat with SOME dignity

Haruka: what’s the fun in that?

Hoshi: ::Shakes her head::

Haruka: ^_^V

Hoshi: MILLIARDO HURRY UP BEFORE THIS GUY DRIVES ME NUTS!

Haruka: ::scanning her body up and down:: ::Wolf whistles::

Hoshi: ::Pulls a mallet out of her Hammerspace and smacks Haruka on the head::

Haruka: Damn! What do you have in that Hammerspace of yours!?

Hoshi: Stuff

Haruka: Come on Yuy! The great Duo Maxwell has trained you! You know how to pick up a girl!

Hoshi: Did you know I can read your thoughts? And please don’t think those creepy thoughts!

Haruka: How-

Hoshi: Doctor J

Milliardo: ::Getting sick of all the mushy stuff:: Fixed it! ::Hits the special button and sends them all home::

 

Later…

 

Hoshi: ::Dazed:: Was it all a dream? Nah! He was too cute to be a dream! And I’m out of hot pockets too!