Author: right, disclaimer, I
don’t own Chibi-Chibi-Chan’s version of NGW, hot pockets, or Hammerspace. I own
Hoshi and the so-called plot that’s about it!
Neo Gundam Wing: Hammerspace
Adventures part 1
Haruka: Dude! What is it?
Milliardo: It’s a
Hammerspace investigator
Haruka: In English please?
Milliardo: It’s a machine
that let’s us go inside of Hammerspace
Haruka: Oh! I get it! What
does it do again?
Milliardo:
AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGH! ::Smacks his head on the wall::
Haruka: Hey! What does this
button do? ::Reaches for the shiniest button::
Milliardo: HARUKA! NOOOOO!
Haruka: ::Pushes the
button::
Machine: ::Whirs to life and
sucks Haruka and Milliardo into the Hammerspace dimension::
***
(In Shinimegami’s version of
the NGWing Dimension)
Hoshi: What did Uncle Duo
get out of the back of Hentai Monthly THIS time? ::Glaring at a machine that
SERIOUSLY looks like the Hammerspace investigator before kicking it::
Machine2: ::Sucks Hoshi into
the Hammerspace::
***
(Back with Haruka and Milliardo)
Milliardo: YOU IDIOT!
::Thwaps him up the head::
Haruka: Owies!
Milliardo: Do you know where
this is?
Haruka: Umm…
Milliardo: THIS IS YOUR
HAMMERSPACE!
Haruka: Great! Maybe I can
find the gun I lost!
Milliardo: D’oh! We are
stuck in this vast space of… emptiness ::Gestures to what looks space except
there’s an ‘invisible floor’:: and he looks for his gun!
Haruka: ::tuned out looking
for the gun::
::Suddenly a void opens up
and a girl with brown hair and blue eyes, wearing a black tube top and red
short shorts falls on top of them- Chibiusa style::
Hoshi: WHERE THE HELL AM I!?
SOMEONE DIES NOW!
Haruka: ::Slowly looks up::
whoah!
Milliardo: Why, God, why!?
Hoshi: ::Realizes that there
are two others in the ‘room’:: who are you?
Milliardo: Let me explain. I
made this machine that could let you into Hammerspace, he pushed the button
::Jerks his thumb over his shoulder to Haruka:: and zapped us in here
Hoshi: Found a machine,
kicked it, ended up in here
Haruka: FOUND IT! ::Holds up
a gun-shaped thinger::
Milliardo: THAT’S NOT YOUR
GUN! THAT’S THE ESCAPE DEVICE I PUT IN HERE EARLIER! WE’RE SAVED!
Hoshi: o.ô
okkkkkkkaaayyyyyyyyy then
Milliardo: well anyways, if
you’re in the dimension, give us a call! My name’s Milliardo, he’s Haruka. Our
parents our Relena and Heero Yuy
Hoshi: WHA! Those’er my
parents!
Milliardo: Maybe, when we
got zapped into the Hammerspace, you were our dimensional counterpart so you
came with us too (Author: give the man a prize!)
Hoshi: ::In Lalaland with
big heart eyes looking in Haruka’s direction:: right, whatever, name’s Hoshi
Haruka: ::Drops the escape
device on his foot, and as well all know, Haruka enforces his shoes with
Gundanium so the device breaks in two::
Milliardo:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ::Goes into his Hammerspace and pulls out
a small set of tools and runs over to the broken device:: my poor baby!
Hoshi: has your brother got
some kind of mental problem?
Haruka: Nah! That’s me
Hoshi: Oh brother -_-V
Haruka: Do you have anything
to eat in your Hammerspace?
Hoshi: yeah! Tenshi’s always
putting stuff in my Hammerspace **Goes into her pocket and pulls out a
microwave and a box of Hot Pockets™** how on earth does she think of things?
::Heats two of them up and tosses one to Haruka::
Haruka: Thanks! ::eats it
within two seconds::
Hoshi: ::eats hers, watching
the speed-eating wonder inhale his, feels slightly sick:: for Crissake! Eat
with SOME dignity
Haruka: what’s the fun in
that?
Hoshi: ::Shakes her head::
Haruka: ^_^V
Hoshi: MILLIARDO HURRY UP
BEFORE THIS GUY DRIVES ME NUTS!
Haruka: ::scanning her body
up and down:: ::Wolf whistles::
Hoshi: ::Pulls a mallet out
of her Hammerspace and smacks Haruka on the head::
Haruka: Damn! What do you
have in that Hammerspace of yours!?
Hoshi: Stuff
Haruka: Come on Yuy! The great
Duo Maxwell has trained you! You know how to pick up a girl!
Hoshi: Did you know I can
read your thoughts? And please don’t think those creepy thoughts!
Haruka: How-
Hoshi: Doctor J
Milliardo: ::Getting sick of
all the mushy stuff:: Fixed it! ::Hits the special button and sends them all
home::
Hoshi: ::Dazed:: Was it all
a dream? Nah! He was too cute to be a dream! And I’m out of hot pockets too!