Neo Gundam Wing
Episode 6: Broken out! Finally!
Disclaimer: What? Haven't you read the rest?
Note:  I don't own Momonari Junta from DNA² I just couldn't think up some names today fro some odd reason...
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In the prison cells the morning before the three Neo gundam kids get killed.

Shingo:  We're going to die! We're going to HELL! But that's ok! CUZ IT'S WARMER THERE THAN IN HERE! Next verse same as the first! We're going to die! We're going to HELL! But that's ok! CUZ IT'S WARMER THERE THAN IN HERE!
Duet:  ...If he sings that line again...
Ariel:  Duet we have to remain calm... *gets a glare* Well I mean Haruka, Milliardo, and Ling could be here anytime soon!
Shingo:  Hmm... We're gonna die cause our friends didn't come in time!
Duet:  SHUT UP!
Shingo:  I'm going to die with this bitch! Oh YAY!
Duet:  THAT'S IT! *starts straggling Shingo*
Shingo:  AHHH! LET...GO...!
Ariel:  Duet! Let him go!
Shingo:  Ye...ah...!
Duet:  Grr...*lets go*
Shingo:  Whew! Thanks Ariel... I love you!
Ariel:  Don't think about it... I should have let Duet kill you...
Shingo:  Hah! She can't do that again!
Duet:  Grrr! *starts chasing Shingo around the cell* *sigh*It doesn't matter anyways...We're all going to die eventually... 

In the Gundam hanger Haruka, Milliardo, Ling and three of the ex gundam pilots wait for the last two ex gundam pilots...

Heero:  Where the hell's Duo?
Wufei:  I have no clue as to where that weakling Maxwell is...
Trowa:  You did call him didn't you?
Wufei:  ....Ahem...No....
Heero:  I anticipated this that's why I called him...
Trowa:  And Quatre?
Wufei:  That weakling's probably not going to show up...
Heero:  He'll show up...
Duo:  Yo guys! What's up?
Trowa:  Nothing...
Heero:  We we're waiting for you...
Trowa:  And Quatre...
Duo:  Oh...And them?*points to the silent Yuy twins and the blue eyed Chinese boy*
Heero:  Just here to look...
Duo:  Really...
Quatre:  *comes through the hanger door panting* I'm....here!
Wufei:  Took you long enough Winner. What were you doing smelling the roses on your way here?
Quatre:  Huh? No...I don't recall doing that...
Duo:  So what's the big deal pulling me away from my woman?
Heero:  Shut up and maybe you'll find out Duo...
Duo:  Man Heero is it just me or did you get an even bigger stick up your ass?
Heero:  I'LL SHOW YOU STICK UP MY ASS! OMAE O KOROSU!
Duo:  Ah...shit...
Haruka:  And he says I don't act mature...
Milliardo:  Your a bit more mature then him at the moment...
Ling:  THIS IS PATHETIC!
Wufei:  Shut up eldest weakling son of mine that I now disown!
Quatre:  Isn't that a bit mean?
Wufei:  Shut up Winner...
Quatre:  Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning...
Ling:  He was on the couch all night!
Wufei:  INJUSTICE!
Duo:  Now, now Heero... Put the gun down!
Heero:  How about I not and I say I did?
Duo:  Hey! Aren't we here to go kick some NOZ ass?
Heero:  *gives him a glare* You live for now...*puts gun away* But after we take care of NOZ your going to die...
Duo:  I may die sooner that you hope...*smirk*
Heero:  Sure...
Haruka:  Hey! What about us?
Heero:  What about you?
Haruka:  I want to kick some ass and take down names!
Heero:  You will...
Milliardo:  What about me?
Heero:  You'll definitely have a chance...
Haruka:  Why is it I feel that you don't like me?
Heero:  Perhaps because I never did?
Haruka:  Oh that's right...
Ling:  I want to fight too!
Wufei:  That weak onna for a mother you have insisted that you do not fight...
Ling:  And your going to listen to her for once?!?
Wufei:  Yes or I'm going to be thrown into that nasty god forsaken apartment building once again!
Ling:  So?! What about me?
Wufei:  I've already told you weakling you aren't going to fight...
Duo:  Aww how cute! Wufei actually cares!
Wufei:  I DO NOT! I just don't need that weak onna crying over my weakling son when he gets himself killed!
Ling:  I'm not a weakling... I can fight... Hell I can fight better than Haruka!
Haruka:  I feel so insulted! You hurt my feelings Ling!
Ling:  Oh shut up!
Haruka:  After you...
Milliardo:  Oh god not this again!
Heero:  We don't have time for one of your fights!
Trowa:  But we have time for one of yours and Duo's?
Heero:  You die after Duo... First thing is we have to go straight to the NOZ base maybe put a few explosives around the place then all we have to do is blow it to hell...
Wufei:  Always wanting to do it the long way, Yuy.
Heero:  You have a better idea?
Wufei:  Yes... I say we use the gundams place them around the area then I shall go and kill that little bitch!
Duo:  You always want to be a pig and never share with the rest of us!
Wufei:  I am not a pig.
Heero:  You have an even better idea Duo?
Duo:  Well no shit! Shinigami knows best when it comes to death! I say we separate and cut the place into pieces then we get out a self-destruct button and blow NOZ and the gundams to hell!
Trowa:  That would take too long...
Heero:  What do you think we should do?
Trowa:  Hmm...I think we should do something similar to Duo's idea but we should find out if they would surrender before they get killed they would most likely say no so then we would pull out the self-destruct switches and destroy them...
Quatre:  But wouldn't that be a waste? I mean they should have something to defend them selves against us and besides Mariemaia would probably escape before then so our deaths would have no meaning to them...
Heero:  So you have a better idea?
Quatre:  Maybe... 
Haruka:  Um...I'd hate to interrupt you guys but you do realize that Shingo, Ariel, and Du...Du...
Milliardo:  Duet...
Haruka:  Yeah... Duet... are stuck in the NOZ base right? So if you guys do plan something you better add something to it!
Milliardo:  Yeah something like getting them out of there before you kill them along with the NOZ base.
Quatre:  Fine then the first thing we do is get them out of there then we can start either taking over the base or just destroying it.
Trowa:  Sounds good to me...
Wufei:   Fine with me as long as I get a shot at that weak onna Mariemaia...
Duo:  Well what you waiting for Christmas?
Trowa:  No...
Heero:  Then let's get started ne?
Haruka:  Hey don't forget about us!
Heero:  I didn't...

Meanwhile, at the Peacecraft/Yuy mansion Relena had invited the other women to come over. Just so happens Triage and Nova were dragged along and so was the rest of Wufei's vast family.

Relena:  *Looks at the clock* WHERE IS HE?!?!? He said he'd be gone for an hour...
Sally:  You shouldn't worry about it... 
Relena:  What if he went to go fight?!?! He hasn't fought in... *thinks* Almost TWENTY years!
Dorothy:  Really Mrs. Relena... You should calm down....
Relena:  CALM DOWN?!?!? That....MAN took my precious babies with him! *looks at Dorothy who just drinks some tea...* You're awfully calm about this Dorothy....
Dorothy:  Yes I am... *continues drinking*
Relena:  And why?
Dorothy:  Because Quatre told me to promises to him that I wasn't going to worry...
Relena:  Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaallly? Or is there something else? YOU WANT QUATRE DEAD! 
Dorothy:  *stands up* Excuses me Mrs. Relena but I do not 'wish' for him to die...
Relena:  Oh so you're not worried about your own son....
Dorothy:  ....ERRR! THAT STUPID BOY! Just like his father he goes with the flow....
Relena:  I'm guessing Quatre only told you to not worry about him no?
Dorothy:  It's none of your business... Besides you act like Heero is already dead!
Relena:  *starts to break down and cry*  OH HEEEERRRROOOO!
Jade:  *sigh* You girls act like your fighting over some boy... If anything Heero's going to make it back here and so are the others... Too bad Trowa wouldn't let me go... He promised me...
Sally:  Don't worry about it... Remember they did save the world about two times maybe more...
Jade:  I know...but it makes me feel like I'm some weak woman that can't fly a gundam and if I tried I wouldn't make it very far since I would run into a building... *sigh* *looks around at the glares that were given to her...* Heh...heh... I'm not saying that you girls couldn't fly in a gundam or battle but... Heh... Never mind...
Triage:  *upstairs playing with a game consol* TAKE THAT! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm master of games!
Nova:  *also upstairs* Sorry to break it to you but I won...
Triage:  WHAT?!?!? NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Jade:  *sigh* Boys....
Noin:  You know...Zechs must be about the only one that doesn't know about your men's little escapade....*gets looks from all over the room*
Relena:  *smirk* Brother dearest has no clue about this?
Noin:  Nope... But I have a feeling that the Preventers are going to get a call about a battle that's going to start...
Relena:  No of course not I was just wondering if anyone knew how to fly a gundam... Perhaps Milliadro's... ^_^

Meanwhile, the ex-gundam pilots along with the three young men that were dragged along for the ride are a good distance from the NOZ base.

Duo:  *whispering* I still say we should just go in there break them out and blow up the place.... Heh heh heh... and REAL good too!
Heero:  We don't have time to be wreak less besides we already voted that we would do this slowly and quietly...
Duo:  Heero...it sounds like you're describing your nightly activities with us...
Haruka:  Nah because they aren't very quiet...
Quatre:  I didn't need to know that...
Wufei:  I agree with you there Winner... That was a bit uncalled for...
Trowa:  Let's hurry up and get my baby girl out of there before they decide to kill her earlier!
Duo:  Yeah! Mine too!
Heero:  ...Fine... We'll go now then... Duo you and Wufei--
Duo:  STOP! I NEVER go with Wufei! I always go with the perfect soldier so he can save my skin!
Heero:  Fine... You and me go to the right of the base mainly section A7, Trowa and Quatre can go to the left around section F10, Wufei you and Ling can go look around sections G-H, and Haruka you and Milliardo go look around sections B-E. There now we can go. A word of advise to you guys...stay low and keep out of trouble as much as you can because if they see you then they'll know the rest of us are here...
Haruka:  Fine with me as long as me and Mill run into some chicks!
Duo:  I wouldn't try for it... NOZ chicks would probably be just like OZ chicks and wouldn't take to kindly of you taking them to bed...
Haruka:  Damn.... Welp let's go Mill!
Milliardo:  Ok...

In the prison cell where the trio that was caught.

Shingo:  *starts singing Future Mystery in several languages* FIRE AWAY! Time to free your heart! LALALALALA!
Ariel:  ...We're going to die and all he can do is sing?
Duet:  So you're finally seeing it my way?
Ariel:  That's it! *kicks Shingo* If you don't come up with some way to get out of here I'm...I'm going to dump you again and...and... Go out with Momonari Junta! 
Shingo:  WHAT?!?! You can't do that! 
Ariel:  Yes I can! I've done it since we were in elementary school and I can do it now!
Shingo:  That's what I like about you...Your a bit pushy but you look cute when you're mad...
Ariel:  ERRR! *kick* TAKE THAT! *kick* AND THAT!
Shingo:  OI! Woman! Stop that!
Ariel:  Woman eh? *kicks him harder*
Shingo:  Sheesh! Someone might come and get us out you just have to believe...*thinks about Sailormoon after saying that* IN THE POWER OF LOVE! OUCH!

Somewhere around section A7...

Duo:  Heero are you sure we're going the right way?
Heero:  Positive...
Duo:  ...Hmm...Then why aren't we there already?
Heero:  Because we're going to take a small detour...
Duo:  Ooooooooooooooh I see we're going to find the bitch in charge of all of this shit... Ok! I'm ready whenever you're ready!
Heero:  Good because here we are...*opens the door and looks around*
Voice:  Hello Mr. Yuy and Mr. Maxwell. Did you come to get yourselves killed?
Heero:  Mariemaia...?
Mariemaia:  Not exactly... All I am is a clone...
Duo:  Clone? What the... Wait a freaking minute... The only organization able to do that was... 
Hidama:  ZOAH? Yes your correct... My names Kuro Hidama. You see I use to work with them as one of the scientists on the project. But then you gundam pilots had to come along a mess it up... Now that you're here we might as well kill you along with those kids no?
Heero:  Do as you wish but in the end I'm going to kill you... 
Duo:  Yeah! Heero be tough shit! No, no Heero da shit!
Heero:  Shut up before you get us into even deeper shit... *takes out a gun and whips it out at Hidama* Omae o Korosu... 

Around section F10 alarms start to go off...

Trowa:  Well no need to be sneaking around anymore...
Quatre:  Yeah...
Guards:  HEY YOU TWO! YEAH YOU OVER THERE!
Trowa:  Only one thing to do... *starts running leaving Quatre there*
Quatre:  Huh? *starts getting shot at* ECK! *starts running in the same direction as Trowa did while still getting shot at* I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS! *stops at a dead end* ...? *suddenly gets grabbed into one of the doors that lead to another hallway* 
Trowa:  I was starting to wonder if they got you for a minute...
Quatre:  What's this place?
Trowa:  I'm guessing the cells... *looks around and grabs a chair and prompts it against the door knob* That'll hold them for awhile...
Quatre:  You think that they're in here?
Trowa:  I don't know but it's really cold in here...

Over in section section G18 Wufei's cutting some poor bastard to pieces with his katana only because the man dared to call him Japanese...

Ling:  ...Father...
Wufei:  THAT SHALL TEACH YOU TO CALL WUFEI 'JAPANESE'!
Ling:  ...Father he's dead...
Wufei: I realize this weakling...
Ling:  I think more are coming around the corner... 
Wufei:  Let them! I shall destroy them! And if they dare call me Japanese or wose American I shall slay them until they can not move!
Ling:  Or until they're dead... *looks at Wufei's bloody katana and nearly toses his cookies* Ugh... Can you at least clean that thing before you stick it into someone?
Wufei:  Fine... *wipes it clean on the dead man's shirt* 
Ling:  ...That'll work... Hey I have a question... When do I get a katana?
Wufei:  When you grow up...
Ling:  ... I'm 17! I'm "grownup" enough!
Wufei:  Fine... *hands him the half clean katana* Take it if you want one so bad...
Ling:  *takes it and looks at the small dragon that circled around the hilt of the sword* *smirk* 
Wufei:  Jut don't tell your mother you have one...
Ling:  Fine with me! *runs around the coroner and starts kicking serious ass by cutting up the NOZ soldiers into little ribbons*
Wufei:  ...That's my son!

Close to section C14 Haruka and Milliardo are walking though the halls until they run into a familiar purpleish blonde.

Haruka:  Aww lookie Mill! It's the widdle woman! Wuz up?
Sieben:  Not you obviously...
Haruka:  Aww you hurt my widdle feelings! Bad dog! No treat for you!
Sieben:  I'm here to kill you...
Haruka:  Well we're here to...
Milliardo:  Find Duet... Now where is she?
Sieben:  What do you take me as? And idiot? Sorry boys but it isn't going to be that easy go get the information you want...
Haruka:  Hmm... Then one last thing to do... Right Mill?
Milliardo:  Yep... *at the same exact time as his twin he takes out a gun and points it at Sieben*
Both:  Omae o Korosu...Sieben...
Sieben:  Cute... *takes out his gun and nearly hits Haruka...*
Haruka:  WHOA! Damn! That's it I ain't takin this shit! *starts firing at Sieben but misses all seven times...* I knew I should've practiced!
Milliardo:  Sieben we don't have to fight...
Sieben:  Sorry but I want to... I want to show that you two are truly losers and I'm the Perfect Soldier! *fires again at both of them*

Back in the cells...

Shingo:  A...little bit more... almost there... *tries to get to the lock on the other side of the door* Almost... Ahh fuck it... we get out when we get out...
Duet:  The only time we're getting out is though death...
Ariel:  Err... Shingo try again...
Shingo:  I told you once and I'll tell you again my arm can't go that far to reach the lock!

Quatre:  You hear something?
Trowa:  Yeah... Sounded like...

Ariel:  ERRR! DAMN YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH!
Shingo:  Hey now! My mother ain't a lazy bitch!
Ariel:  ERRRR! *kicks him*

Trowa:  ...Ariel...
Quatre:  Shingo... *start going in the direction of the voices*

Shingo:  Hey! Stop kicking me!
Ariel:  Then stop being lazy and get us the hell out of here!
Duet:  Oi... Give it up he's not going to do it...
Shingo:  Are you also trying to imply that I'm 'lazy'? 
Duet:  No... you just don't like to do work...
Shingo:  Fine! Watch this! *tries again and feels something touch his hand...* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?! *door opens* ....? I told you I could do it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!*turns to face the two girls*
Quatre:  Really?
Shingo:  What the... I know that voice... Wait a minute... Ariel tell me before I turn around that I'm going to start screamming and ask why that certian person is here... 
Ariel:  *nod*
Shingo:  *turns around*  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?
Quatre:  You shouldn't be cursing so much for one thing and I came here to get you out of here...
Trowa:  Along with me... *grabs Ariel and starts making sure nothing happened to her* You got me sooo worried! You should've told me you we're going to do this!
Ariel:  Oh please papa! Don't tell me you never did something like this in your life...
Trowa:  I did but usually I wasn't the one in prison... 
Quatre:  Shingo--
Shingo:  Let me guess you're grounded for a month?
Quatre:  Not exactly...
Shingo:  Ok... A year?
Quatre:  No... I knew you were going to do something like this...
Shingo:  OH MAN! You know don't you?
Quatre:  What?
Shingo:  Don't act it! You know that I had to cross dress!
Quatre:  *trying to keep from laughing* Actually I didn't know that...
Shingo:  Excuses me while I take and kick myself... *goes over to a wall and hits his head against it*
Quatre:  *sigh*
Duet:  So is dad here too?
Trowa:  *finally calmed down* Yeah along with Haruka and Milliardo.
Duet:  Fine... Let's get out of here...*about to get out the same way Trowa and Quatre got in*
Trowa:  We can't go out that way... There are some soldiers on the other side of that door...
Duet:  Then how are we suppose to get out?
Shingo:  Hehehe... I know... *points up at a vent* *does a little happy hentai grin*
Duet:  Aww no! You're going to have to drag me up there before I go through another vent adventure again!

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End of this episode! ^-^ I should thank Nanami for helping me with my writer's block... I had it for a month now! ^-^ Well tune in next time for the next part of NGW where you get to read about stuff blowing up REAL GOOD! Ja!

-ChibiChibi-chan