Neo Gundam Wing 
Episode 3: Wee! The beginning of school! What a new enemy?
Disclaimer: Don't own any of the original Gundam Characters!
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Computer screen turns on and something starts to scroll on the screen...

Year...218...
Day...08.14...
Time...6:00...
Alarm...ready...BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Haruka looks at the screen sleepily takes out his gun and shoots the speakers to the computer.

Haruka:  Damn computer...*snore* ZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzz....

Three hours later Heero wakes up. After eating his Cocoa Puffs (a grown man eating a kids cereal...) Heero goes to Haruka and Milliardo's room. On the door it has a sign that says 'Access Denied!' Heero ignores the sign and goes into the room. He finds the two boys still sleeping in bed. Heero decides to wake them up. Five minutes later Heero comes back with two buckets full of very hot water. Heero walks over to Haruka's bed and pours the water on the poor boy. He then walks over to Milliardo's bed and does the same.

Haruka:  HOLY SHIT!!!! THAT'S HOT!!!
Milliardo:  OH SHIT! I'M WETTING MY PANTS AT THE AGE OF 17!!!!
Haruka:  *gives Milliardo a funny look* Ooooooooook... I think they call them 'wet dreams'.
Milliardo:  What?!
Haruka:  Nevermind...
Heero:  It's 9:10 A.M. ...
Haruka:  Aren't we suppose to do something today?
Heero:  Today is school...
Haruka:  Oh yeah.... SCHOOL?!?!?! Why didn't you tell me?!?!?!
Milliardo:  *starts putting on his clothes* You're actually happy today is school? That's a first...
Haruka:  *starts to do the same* I'm only happy because of the chicks!
Milliardo:  *adjusts his glasses* Thought so...
Haruka:  You think we'll see Ling?
Milliardo:  No, worse, his sisters...
Both:  Kin and Gin!
Haruka:  Those two scare me!
Milliardo:  I'm afraid to know what doesn't scare you...

Both boys grab their breakfast and run out the door. Heero just looks at the door they had just ran out of and shakes his head. Haruka turns on the car with his burnt toast in his mouth.

Milliardo:  Do you think that's safe?
Haruka:  *with the toast in his mouth still* Yep!
Milliardo:  If you say so... Just don't come crying to me when we get in an accident...
Haruka:  *eats the toast in one gulp* Your right I won't be crying to you! I'll be crying to the girls around my bed!
Milliardo:  ... Ooook...

Two minutes and three seconds later.

Milliardo:  *jumps out of the car*WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE?!?!?!
Haruka:  *gets out of the car*Who cares? We're here aren't we?
Milliardo:  Good point...
Haruka:  *starts to look around* Hey look! There's Ling! And over there...SHINGO?!?!?!
Milliardo:  I thought he went back to the desert...
Haruka:  Me too...Oh look...Ariel!
Milliardo:  She looks pissed...
Haruka:  Must be PMS...
Milliardo:  You blame everything on PMS!
Haruka:  Because it always is PMS!
Milliardo:  *shakes his head side to side*

Meanwhile, Shingo goes over to Ariel to surprise her instead she surprises him by hitting him with her backpack!

Shingo:  HEY! Why you do that?
Ariel:  You...you BASTARD! 
Shingo:  What?
Ariel:  Your so clueless!
Shingo:  What's wrong?
Ariel:  How can you say that when you know what you did!
Shingo:  Oh...She meant nothing to me! I swear!
Ariel:  That's what you always say!
Shingo:  Give me another chance! Fourth times a charm!
Ariel: You've said that three times!
Shingo: Hey the number four happens to be a very lucky number in my family!
Ariel:  Yeah right obviously not lucky enough...
Shingo:  Oh come on!
Ariel:  Shingo Quatre Raberba Winner! I never want to see you ever again!*starts to walk off*
Shingo:  *mentally* Ouch! That's not good... *outloud* But...
Haruka:  *pats him on the back* Don't worry about it...
Shingo:  I can't believe she did that!
Haruka:  You'll get over it!
Shingo:  Get over it?!?!?!
Haruka:  Or maybe not...
Shingo:  *starts crying* She's the only woman I will ever love and she knows that! Why? Why did this happen to me?
Haruka:  What happened?
Shingo:  She saw me with another girl...
Haruka:  Ahh! So to change the subject a bit why are you here? I thought you were in the desert with your dad!
Shingo:  He caught me with Ariel in bed and kicked me out of the house so now I have to live in the house over here in the Sanq Kingdom... with Wolverine!
Haruka:  Eww...I feel bad for you man....
Shingo:  Just because he doesn't trust me alone! This sucks! Of all the people to be stuck with I had to be stuck with Wolverine! The guy gets on my damn nerves! 'Master Shingo' this 'Master Shingo' that! Shit! How does my dad put up with that shit head?
Haruka:  I wish I lived on my own...BUT my mom starts her damn lectures on living on my own... 'You might get hurt!'...
Shingo:  That's nothing... 'Master Shingo I don't think your father would approve of that!' Do I care? Hell no!
Haruka:  Heh... Oh well...I'm going to go look for some girls...
Milliardo:  *walks up behind Haruka* Is that all you ever think about?
Haruka:  That and food!

Just then a not-so familiar girl appears behind the three boys.

Girl:  Hi Milliardo, Shingo, and ....Haruka...
Haruka:  *drool* Hey baby wanna go out with me?
Girl:  Haruka I would never go out with you! Even if you were the last person in the galaxy!
Haruka:  Ahhhhhhhhhhh! OMEGOD! It's Duet!
Duet:  You're so smart...
Haruka:  Wow! Thanks!
Duet:  I was being sarcastic dip shit!
Haruka:  Whatever bitch!
Duet:  F**K YOU!
Shingo:  WE SHOULDN'T BE-- Whoa....Where the hell did that come from?
Everyone:  *stare*
Shingo:  Stop looking at me!
Milliardo:  *starts to blush a bit* So...Duet...What classes do you have?
Duet:  You know which classes I have you silly boy!
Milliardo:  Oh yeah...heh...
Duet:  Umm Milliardo...I have to ask you--
Haruka:  BE GONE YOU EVIL BITCH!
Duet:  How do you put up with his ass?
Milliardo:  *sigh* I don't know...
Duet:  *gives Haruka an evil look* I'll see you later Milliardo...
Haruka:  *gives Duet a raspberry before she leaves* :p Bitch!
Milliardo:  *sigh* Duet... *goes off to lala land*
Haruka:  Stupid bitch...Uh Mill? Earth to Mill! Mill! OMEGOD! THAT BITCH! I always knew Duet was a witch! She did something to my brother! She probably put him under some kind of mind control now he does whatever she wants him to! My poor brother!
Shingo:  Um...Haruka...Maybe he likes Duet....
Haruka:  *looks at Milliardo*  No way!
Shingo:  *shakes his head* Yep...
Haruka:  * looks from where Duet left to Milliardo* NO WAY!
Shingo:  Yep!
Haruka:  *complete shock comes over his face* No...way...
Shingo:  Yes...
Haruka:  NO WAY!! He likes Duet?!?!?!
Shingo:  No I just said that a few minutes ago! You really are stupid!
Haruka:  *looks at Milliardo* I give up...
Milliardo:  *wakes up from Lala Land*  Huh?
Haruka:  Nevermind...

Just the blue eyed pilot of Neo Altron boy walks up to the group of boys.

Haruka:  Hey Ling!
Ling:  Shhh! Be quite!
Haruka:  Huh?
Ling:  I SAID SHUT UP!
Haruka:  A little louder I'm not sure everyone heard you all the way!
Ling:  *starts to look in the bushes* I know they're around here somewhere...
Shingo:  Who?
Ling:  *stands up* You know... *starts looking around again*
Milliardo:  I don't think we know what your talking about...
Ling:  *ignores Milliardo*  Come on! This is no time to be playing hide-and-seek! 
Haruka:  *starts getting nasty thoughts* Hehe exactly what did you lose? Heh
Ling:  *looks at Haruka*  Like you don't know!
Milliardo:  *thinks Ling has a mental problem* Now Ling are you having problems at home again?
Ling:  *looks at the boy with a confused look* What the hell are you talking about?
Milliardo:  Now, now...we can't help you if we don't know what's wrong with you...
Ling:  YOU DAMN WEAKLING! HOW DARE YOU THINK I'M CRAZY! THOSE DAMN WEAK ONNAS ARE RUNNING AROUND EVERYWHERE AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY I HAVE A MENTAL PROBLEM?!?!?!?!
Milliardo:  Now now! Calm down I never said you were crazy!
Ling:  CALM DOWN?!?!*gets out a katana out of nowhere* CALM DOWN?!?! HOW 'BOUT I CALM DOWN BY MAKING YOU INTO LITTLE PIECES OF SUSHI?!?!?! NOW HOW'S THAT FOR CALMING DOWN?!?!?!
Kin:  *jumps on her brother*  HI LING!
Ling:  *drops the katana and starts trying to fight her off*  Where were you?!?!?!
Kin:  With Gin looking at boys!
Gin:  *does the same to Milliardo*  HEY MILLIARDO!
Milliardo:  LING SAVE ME!
Ling:  *ignores Milliardo's pleas* You could have gotten hurt! Stupid onna!
Kin:  I love you too!
Shingo:  *very sarcastically* Aww! Lookie there! Ling has a little soft spot for his little sisters! Aww! How cute!
Ling:  SHUT UP!
Shingo:  Now this is why I don't have any siblings! But then again my parents never do it so...
Haruka:  You have one messed up family, Shingo!
Shingo:  Damn right I do! I'm not one bit proud of it either!
Gin:  *still attached to Milliardo* I love you Millie-chan...
Milliardo:  *gives one of those 'please leave me alone!' looks* Well...
Haruka:  Geez, Mill! Getting lucky with the ladies?
Milliardo:  SHUT UP!
Ling:  *literally drags Kin and Gin away from the group*  Cya guys later...
Kin:  BUT I WANNA STAY!
Ling:  Too bad...
Gin:  Now your starting to sound like father!
Ling:  *gulp!* NAUH! 
Gin:  Uhhuh!
Shingo:  Ahh well...cyas laters!
Haruka:  Cya!
Milliardo:  Well I'll see you later, Haruka...
Haruka:  *spots a fine looking girl*Yeah...whatever...
Milliardo:  *looks in the direction Haruka is glued to and starts to drool a little*  AHEM! I have to go to class I don't have time to think about girls! *walks off to class*

The boys split up and go to class of course in each one of Milliardo's classes Duet was sitting next to him. Haruka and Shingo were also in the same classes fooling around in the back with Ariel telling them to act their ages. Ling was in at least two of Haruka's and Milliardo's classes. At lunch time...

Haruka:  DAMN! I'm hungry!
Shingo:  Hell yeah! I'm fucking hungry!
Principal:  Mr. Yuy and Mr. Winner I don't allow cursing in my school...
Shingo:  And you don't allow us to mess up all the files on students but we do it anyways!
Principal:  *panicking*  W..w...WHAT?!?!?!?!
Shingo:  Hehehe...
Principal:  THAT'S IT DETENTION FOR ---
Haruka:  *starts to count*  The next two months...
Principal:  I was just going to say that...
Shingo:  Now, sir, if you will please excuse us we need to get our crappy lunch...*walks off with Haruka*
Principal:  Errr...
Haruka:  Man that guy acts like he has a stick up his ass!
Shingo:  Could be worse...
Haruka:  *looks at the food set out*  Wow! My favorite! Mystery meat! Yum yum!
Lunch lady:  Don't want it? Then don't eat it!
Haruka:  :p
Shingo:  Hehe...

Just then the two boys spot Milliardo at a table alone gazing off into space.

Haruka:  Man this is getting on my nerves!
Shingo:  Face it the guy is actually in love with a girl!
Haruka:  Welp I suppose that throws away the idea of Mill being gay...
Shingo:  Ya never know...

Shingo and Haruka sit down by Milliardo.

Shingo:  *notices something*  Hey...what's going on over there?
Haruka:  Where?
Shingo:  *points to a line of students* That...
Haruka:  Dunno but to tell the truth I don't like it...
Shingo:  You don't think it's...
Haruka:  A recruiting thing? Who knows...
Shingo:  Maybe we should check it out...
Haruka:  I'll go check it out on my own...
Shingo:  Ok...

Haruka leaves the table to see what was going on.

Shingo:  Sooooo....Mill!
Milliardo:  What?
Shingo:  You like her?
Milliardo:  What are you talking about?
Shingo:  I'm not an idiot! Any blind person can see you like Duet Maxwell!
Milliardo:  Ok...so I have a little crush on her so what?
Shingo:  Maybe I should tell you this know to save you the embarrassment later...
Milliardo:  What?
Shingo:  Well you know things go around and I heard the Duet is already dating someone...
Milliardo:  HUH?!?!?
Shingo:  Yep...You might know the guy...
Milliardo:  Who is it?
Shingo:  Well you aren't going to be happy to hear that he's dating younger women such as Duet. 
Milliardo:  Just tell me who!
Shingo:  Sieben! 
Milliardo:  WHAT?!?!?!
Shingo:  Told you, you didn't want to know! Did ya believe me? No...
Milliardo:  *complete shock written on his face* 
Shingo:  Now you didn't hear this from me k?  

Just then Haruka comes back to see him brother look like he just had a heart attack. 

Haruka:  OHMEGOSH! YOU KILLED MILL! YOU BASTARD!
Shingo:  Nope far from killing him. Though I bet he wish he were dead after what I told him...
Haruka:  You didn't did you?
Shingo:  Uh huh...
Haruka:  *starts to smack Milliardo*  BOY SNAP OUTTA IT!
Milliardo:  .....
Haruka:  Well I found out what's going on over there and I know neither one of you are going to like it...
Shingo:  Well?
Haruka:  Remember OZ?
Milliardo:  WHAT ABOUT OZ?!?!?! *everyone looks in the direction that came from*
Haruka:  Hahaha! Funny! OZ? You loser Mill! OZ is gone! Hehehe.... *everyone goes back to what they were doing* *smacks Milliardo* Idiot! Say it a little louder I'm not sure the guys at the desk heard you!
Milliardo:  Sorry...You were saying...
Haruka:  Ok and you guys know Mariemaia? Well seems like that little bitch decided to start her little war all over again... Great eh?
Milliardo:  Why do these things always seem to come at a bad time?
Haruka:  Yeah and the best part is she wants all the gundam pilots dead...
Shingo:  I'm too young to die!
Milliardo:  I can't die yet! I don't even have a girlfriend!
Haruka:  I'm too pretty to die!*Shingo and Milliardo look at the boy* What?
Milliardo:  *trying to ignore Haruka's last comment* Since we are the current gundam pilots we need to get together and come up with a plan...
Shingo:  Uhh...problem!
Haruka:  What?
Shingo:  Wolverine won't let me out of the house...
Haruka:  Then do what we always do!
Shingo:  What?
Haruka:  Crush up a bunch of sleeping pills and put it in a drink! Works for Mill and me all the time!
Shingo:  You know I never thought about that... Just might work...

Just before they leave school Milliardo remembers that he forgot to tell Duet about the meeting.

Haruka:  How can you forget about her? You only daydream about her and she sits next to you in every class!
Milliardo:  Well so I forgot!
Haruka:  Yeah right! You were flirting with her!
Milliardo:  *blush*  Ok yeah...kinda...
Haruka:  KINDA?
Milliardo:  I wasn't completely flirting with her...
Haruka:  *sigh*  I have to teach you how to act around girls...
Milliardo:  WHY?
Haruka:  Because you suck at it...
Milliardo:  Whatever!

The two boys find Duet in the middle of kissing some guy they couldn't recognize.

Milliardo: *with his mouth hung open*  D-d-Duet?
Haruka:  Hey Mill I think we know that guy...
Milliardo:  I don't care if we do! *walks up to the two*  HEY! 
Duet:  Milliardo! What are you doing here?
Milliardo:  What are you doing here with this guy?
Haruka:  Mill! I think that guy is Sieben!
Milliardo:  Yeah right! Sieben looks like a fagot! Not to mention a retard!
Sieben:  Really now?
Milliardo:  YEAH! *looks at the guy*  Oh...shit...*starts to get the crap beaten out of him*
Haruka:  *to Duet*  You know Mill likes ya right?
Duet:  Huh?
Haruka:  Woops I wasn't suppose to tell ya that... Oh yeah Mill was suppose to tell you that we are having a meeting on the new forces that want to kill us... Well since you know now I have to save my brother from Sieben...
Duet:  Milliardo likes me....
Haruka:  *to Sieben* HEY! Sieben! You fight like a little girl!!
Sieben:  What was that?
Haruka:  You heard me! YOU FIGHT LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!!
Sieben:  Oh really?
Haruka:  Yep...
Sieben:  DIE!!! *runs after Haruka* 
Haruka:  *stands still*  Come and get me...
Sieben:  ERRRR! *Haruka moves out of the way and Sieben runs right into the wall* Ouch.....
Haruka:  Awww! Did the little girl get a little booboo?  Aww...
Milliardo:  Ouch...
Haruka:  *helps Milliardo up*  You know if dad were here he would be cursing you out!
Milliardo:  Oh well...*sits down in the car* Lets see him go up against a guy like Sieben...
Haruka:  I did and I won! MISSION COMPLETE!
Milliardo:  *sigh* Mission Failed...

Meanwhile at the Barton residents...

*RING! RING*

Trowa picks it up and puts it back down...

Trowa:  Mmmm....
Girl:  Trowa-chan....
Trowa:  What?
Girl:  Doesn't your daughter come home at this time?
Trowa:  No...*goes back to kissing/making out with the girl*

*RING! RING!*

Trowa picks it up...

Trowa:  We don't want any! *puts it back down*

Just then Ariel comes through the door...

Ariel:  PAPA! I'M HOME!!!
Trowa:  *eyes pop open* Uh...Uh...hide!*runs over to the door* HI Ariel...what are YOU doing home so early?
Ariel:  *confused* I come home at this time everyday...
Trowa:  REALLY? I guess I forgot...
Ariel:  Papa...what are you hiding?
Trowa:  HIDING? What ever could you be talking about?
Ariel:  *tries to look behind Trowa*  Is it a puppy? 
Trowa:  Uh...something like that...
Ariel:  You got me a cute widdle puppy?  *runs past Trowa and puts her book bag down* Come here little puppy!
Trowa:  ARIEL! *tips over book bag*
Ariel:  When I find you I'm gonna hug you and squeeze you and call you Shingo!*hears something behind the couch* THERE YOU--

*RING! RING!*

Ariel:  Oh darn...*picks up the phone* Mushi Mushi? Oh HI! Yeah... Uh huh... For real?*girl runs for the door and leaves* Wow! Ok... Um no not tonight... Uh huh... Ok... BYE! *hangs up the phone* Ok now! Here I come Chibi Shingo!*runs behind the couch to find nothing* DAMN!
Trowa:  Uh... Ariel... I have to tell you something...*watches as Ariel runs around the house destroying everything in her path looking for the puppy* There is no puppy...
Ariel:  *stops*  WHAT?!?! YOU LIED! I HATE YOU! *runs to her room*
Trowa:  *sigh*

Meanwhile, Shingo is working on a way to get Wolver-- Rashid off his ass...

Shingo:  Hehehe! This plan can't back fire on me! *crushes a few more sleeping pills* This is enough to take out a hole army! Hehehe! He'll be asleep for about a week! Hehehehe! MHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rashid:  Master Shingo what's so funny?
Shingo:  AHHHHHHH!! *pours the crushed sleeping pills into one of the cups of tea* NOTHING!!!!! 
Rashid:  Hmm....
Shingo:  *evil look comes on his face* Hey Wolverine...ya thirsty?
Rashid:  Now that I think of it...Yes...
Shingo:  *looks at both of the cups...* *under his breath* Oh shit which one? *takes a sip from both of them and passes out*
Rashid:  MASTER SHINGO!
Shingo:  *snore* ZZzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzz

Meanwhile at the meeting...

Haruka:  Where the hell is Shingo?
Ariel:  Probably fucking another girl! As if I care...
Milliardo:  You should give him another chance!
Ariel:  HAHAHAHA! Yeah right! Me give the Prince of Assholes another chance? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Duet:  You should get another boyfriend...
Haruka:  Did anyone say you could talk, Duet?
Duet:  I thought I was allowed to.
Haruka:  Shut up!
Duet:  YOU!
Haruka:  YOU!
Milliardo:  *takes out his gun* Both of you shut up or I'll blow both of your heads off! *room gets quite* *thinks about what he just said*  Sorry...
Ling:  Can we please concentrate on the matter at hand?
Haruka:  Well ok...*starts to explain* 

An hour ten bags of potato chips and three boxes of Surge later...

Haruka:  And that's what's going on! So you see...we all goin' ta die!
Ling:  I don't fear death! And neither should you!
Milliardo:  Well we have to tell Shingo about this...
Ariel:  I'll tell him!
Haruka:  I thought you hated him!
Ariel:  Eh...well I don't see you volunteering to tell him!
Haruka:  Yeah whatever!
Milliardo:  *grabs Haruka*  We're going to have to do some undercover work which means we have to tell dad...
Haruka:  Mill! You know by now dad knows! So why bother telling him?
Milliardo:  Good point... 
Duet:  *right behind them*  I'm going with you guys too!
Haruka: Why?
Duet:  Because knowing you two you'll mess it up so I'm going to do what I have told myself not to do since I met you two...
Haruka:  Have sex with Mill and me?
Duet:  *hits Haruka upside the head*  NO! Help you!
Haruka:  I knew that...
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I'm going to do this for your information! 

Haruka Zechs Peacecraft-Yuy-
Hair color:  Blonde
Eye color: Persian Blue
Description:  I don't think I have to say...

Milliardo Heero Peacecraft-Yuy-
Hair color:  Blonde
Eye color: Persian Blue
Description:  I'd have to say a whole lot smarter then his crazy brother. The only real way to tell these two apart is that Milliardo wears some glasses (only to make him look smarter) and Haruka has the personality of Duo but very sick minded.

Duet Maxwell-
Hair color:  Dark Blue color
Eye color: Cobalt Blue
Description: Very much the opposite of her father. A very intelligent girl top of her class next to Milliardo.

Ariel Barton/Bloom - 
Hair color:  Brown
Eye color: Light green
Description:  Also the opposite of her father only because she's as talkative as her mother use to be. 

Shingo Quatre Raberba Winner (it would have been longer!)-
Hair color:  Platinum Blonde
Eye color: Blue
Description: Really dislikes his father and not to mention Wolverine (Rashid). The boy acts more like his mother then his father as you can see out side of battle. On the battle field it's backwards (he acts like his father!).

Chang Ling-
Hair color:  Black (good god no he doesn't have that cursed receding hair line!)
Eye color: Blue
Description: Just like his dad but with more respect for women.
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Remember this was only for your information since I found it important for everyone to know. Anyway tell me what you think!

-ChibiChibi-chan